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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Dumpadoodoos: A-Z Launch!

   We can't avoid seeing him. Yet the mere thought of him evokes worldwide nausea, untamed rage, fevered cynicism, and chilling fear. His skills are limited to: stroking his own ego and perhaps his favorite body part--which we're assured is of sufficient size, and vomiting stupidity and hate. 
      The staff and crew at Life by Chocolate have arranged to substitute objects for the fungus on his head (He calls said fungus his "real hair," but we're not convinced). Perhaps the images will help ease the sight of him. 
      Yes, folks, Donald Trump agreed to host my A-Z Challenge. He said something about sending the bill to Mexico. I said, "No, dude, it's pro bono." To this, Trump said, whilst grabbing his crotch, "Oh I'm a pro. Believe me. All the women on my show, the one that NBC fired me from 'cuz they're stupid f*ckers, said 'What a big bono you have, Mr. Trump'!" 

A is for the AVACADOODOO:

The Avacadoodoo works well in combination with Taco Bell's Fiery Doritos Locos Taco Supreme and a Super Size Mofo Supreme.

Music: Orange Mofo With a Fungus on His Head.
 

30 comments:

  1. You may have put me off avocados. For life.

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  2. It's appropriate that upon launching this theme that you have exactly 666 followers. I find his face deeply unpleasant. Nothing more.

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  3. Is it me or does that avocado look like it's flipping the bird. Coincidence? How hilarious Robyn!

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    1. Oh wow, you're right! I didn't even notice before. It's frighteningly amazing.

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  4. I am afraid and happy at the same time... I never liked this fruit anyways or it's a vegetable.

    Welcome in the letter "A"... thank you!
    Jeremy [Retro]
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  5. You are just at A and I am already thinking I am going to favor the "new" hair over the old hair. I do agree with Pickleope, though...his face is just so unpleasant.

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  6. I'm British and I think most people over here think that Trump is a joke that America is playing on the world! All right, you've had your fun now. It can stop. No, stop. Please, STOP!

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    1. We keep waiting for it too. Any room for massing immigration to your homeland?
      Thanks for stopping by and happy A-Zing.

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  7. ^ Ditto in Australia. This TWAT Trump is a laughing stock, yet its not funny, but he's stealing all the media attention. Is there anyone else in the race? You wouldnt think so! Ah fuck it. Vote for the avocado... it's smarter..

    Great post Robyn!

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    1. I like it, Anthony.
      I love avocados. At least, I used to.
      Thanks, friend.

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  8. Loved it. The avocado also has my vote. It's full of nutrients and goodness. Good for your health. I also live in Australia and can't help wondering if he is for real as he seems to become a bigger and bigger parody of himself. I have never seen anyone run an election campaign like it, except perhaps our Pauline Hanson and she was trouble. I think we'd all better start praying. Not just for America but for the world! xx Rowena

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  9. Good for you for taking on Trump but the avocado growers are going to suffer...

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  10. Thanks...now I've gone off avocadoes. lol Not really...I love them.

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  11. I need to find his hairdresser.
    Imagine though: Trump would be doing the world more good as the man growing avocados on his head than running for president. I mean who knows who'd actually eat those after they've been...um, you know on his head but it would be an improvement.

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  12. I'll never think of "pro bono" quite the same way again!

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  13. The new avocado "do" is definitely an improvement over the orange fungus.

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  14. I am much about the avocado.

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  15. Looks like it is a bird pecking his forehead. At leas there is no brains to leak out.

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  16. One of the few toupees that makes the wearer look better. Has anyone thought of calling him 'Schmump'?

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  17. Too bad the person is so much uglier than his mere appearance. I try not to dis people for how they look, but in his case it seems his essence has oozed out onto the surface.

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  18. Now we know the size of his brain too.

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  19. Holy moly! In this case guacamole! Actually, this looks better than his hair.

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  20. HAHAHA! So many potential hair styles :)

    I never thought he'd stick around this long. Usually the circus packs up and leaves after a little while. What's taking this one so long?

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  21. Now, see? If I'd have read this post FIRST...

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    1. Yep, I also started backwards. LOL. I am waiting for the shaggy poodle on his head though.....

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  22. Ah, another A to Z and I finally found you. Having just recently recovered from your fling last year with Martha Stewart, I see you have taken on a Yuge project this year. It will be the best one ever. It will be incredible! It will be...huh? Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com

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