Saturday, April 24, 2010

CHOCO-IQ TEST SCORES AND ANSWERS POSTED HERE!!


1) How many different colors of regular M&M’s are there?
6 (Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, and Brown) Kudos to Powdered Toast Man for knowing his M&M colors. The red ones taste the best. Don’t they?
2) The double chocolate hot fudge cake that my nephew and I love to inhale (and ravage) is really the only item worth ordering at what U.S. eatery? (3 words)
Bob’s Big Boy. I mentioned this in a recent post. I see how well you pay attention in class!
3) Finish this lyric: The world looks mighty good to me (7 words)
Cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see. TS & Copyboy can sing this tune for you.4) Which of the following is NOT a Hershey’s kiss flavor:
A) Candy corn
B) New York Cheesecake
C) Camouflage Colored
D) Pink Lemonade – Great guess, TS. I mean, you sure know your kisses!
5) Finish this slogan: Hungry? Grab a Snickers. You all got this one right! Except Uber.
6) Which of the following is not an actual M&M flavor:
A) Nut What You Think
B) A Day at the Peach
C) Gone Bananas – Powdered Toast and Sarah,Writer got it! Uber didn't.D) Orange You Glad

7) True or false: Chocolate and cocaine are derived from the same plant species. False!
Thank goodness TS and Sarah salvaged my reputation as a teacher by getting this one right.
I see the rest of you need some education, less I’ll be fired within minutes. Pay attention please: Cocaine is derived from the coca tree. Coca cola also includes ingredients from the coca tree. Chocolate is derived from a different tree that has an extra “o”, the cocoa tree. All the more reason to go for the “O” factor.

8) Which company was the first to include a guide to the chocolates contained in a box?
A) Whitman’s – You all got this one too! Good job! Except Uber.B) Ghirardelli
C) Cadbury
D) Cailler

9) The word mocha is originally:
A) French
B) Arabic - You impressed me again. You all got this right. Except Uber.
C) Italian
D) Spanish

10) At about what temperature does chocolate melt?
A) 75 degrees Fahrenheit
B) 90 degrees Fahrenheit – Good Work, Sarah, Powdered Toast, and Tom! Not Uber.C) 100 degrees Fahrenheit
D) 110 degrees Fahrenheit
THE WINNERS OF THE HIGHEST CHOCO-IQ ARE POWDERED TOAST MAN AT JUST THE CHEESE AND TS HENDRICK AT THE NONREVIEW!! NOT UBER. CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS! PLEASE ACCEPT A BIG KISS FROM OUR FINE (with emphasis on fine) PRESIDENT!
Here’s the break-down, with thanks to those of you who were bold enough to take the test.
Except Uber:
A’s: Powdered Toast Man and TS Hendrik
A-: Sarah Landry,Writer
B+’s: Tgoette and CopyBoy
D: Uber Grumpy. You did give it a most creative effort, sweetie. Tell your mommy I said so.
F’s: All of the rest of you who sat in class giggling, passing notes, and pointing at Cheeseboy for having to take the short bus home. Sorry Cheeseboy. I’ll make sure you’re not alone on the bus, honey.

Nobody got the extra credit question right. I will post that mystery student, who has nothing to do with chocolate or anything sweet, soon!

In the meantime, have fun in Phys . Ed., and quit drinking Coke!
Plain chocolate kisses,
Teacher Robyn

21 comments:

  1. Woohoo! I'm not surprised Powdered Toast Man was also tops, considering his trivia always leaves me guessing. Nice to see I got some right though!

    Fun as always. Except for the Obama kiss (he always tries to cop a feel!)

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  2. LOL. Sorry you can't even trust Obama, TS. CONGRATULATIONS, smart guy! I was just about to hop over the the NonReview to give you the heads-up, but you beat me to it.
    Go celebrate!
    Robyn

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  3. I was so ROBBED!!! I want to talk to a counselor!

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  4. Don't worry, Betty. I already made a referral for a psych assessment. They'll be over in 10 minutes, dear.

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  5. ...you know you need to go back and look at my answers because I specifically stated that I was cheating off TS....Does that mean I win too...er...I guess not....But can I still ride the short bus or am I staying after class again??


    dammit

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  6. Oh dear! I'm glad I didn't take this test cos I would have failed miserably. It's not that I don't like chocolate...

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  7. You picked the right person to cheat off of, Seductress, but the wrong method. Yes, you can ride the short bus home today. We know Blase will save you a seat next to him (or on his lap). Don't let him get fresh, now. Ok, dear?

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  8. Wow. Congrats to two of my favorite bloggers. Didn't know Obama was into M&M's.

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  9. How did I miss this test? I love chawklit as we say on Long Island. Congrats to our fave boy bloggers!

    FourthGradeNothing.com

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  10. I never win anything :(

    Give us a contest to win YOU. I bet like hell I'd win/do whatever it takes to win the prize.

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  11. I'll wear my F with pride! I'll even attach three more letters to it! (Oops...I think that just earned me a detention.)

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  12. Always a bridesmaid and never a bride! OH WELL! I can settle for being just VERY GOOD. (Why stop now?) Be careful, PTM and TS, the Prez is gonna try to slip ya' the tongue! LOL! Fun times, Robyn! Thanks!

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  13. And I once thought I possessed chocolate expertise. I am humbled.

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  14. Blase, you've already won me over, babe. But you still get an F.

    Marlene, the class just voted you in as school President. I can't stop the cursing or flipping of the birdie now, so I'm just joining in.

    We're all humbled, Beth. Tgoette is going to be a bridesmaid because of it.

    Candy Corn Kisses and Orange You Glad M&Ms to all! xo Robyn & the Blogosphere Unified School District

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  15. I am a champion!! I have to admit that I did guess on some of those. I was going to pick pink lemonade but I changed my answer at the last second!

    You rock T.S.! I am going to study for the next test, I'm gonna get 103%

    I would like Clinton to present the kiss, obama and I aren't that tight yet.

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  16. Blase missed the bus...

    dammit

    but copyboy was there..yay

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  17. PTM, you and TS are two sharp chocolate cookies! I tried to hunt Clinton down for you, but he was busy with an intern. Not sure why, since he's no longer President.

    IS, that Blase! I told him to stop flirting with me or he'd have to walk home. Sorry dear. I think it was Cheeseboy, not Copyboy (so many boys to keep track of, huh?), who was sitting in front. I hope you got to sit next to him.

    See you in class tomorrow.
    xoRobyn

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  18. A-???!? Na-na-na-na hey hey hey goodbye!! No one saw that one coming, huh? huh? :D:D

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  19. Man.... I so would have gotten an A+..... And it would have been perfect.... You could have just covered up the word President with ASBLACKAS.... lol I'm so going to win the next one.... There will be a next one, right?

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  20. Of course there will be a next one, ABAO. But I'm putting my bets on Sarah. Sorry, but us gals have to stick together, and she well represented the women on this one. I don't know happened to all the other female students. Anyway, I'll be sure you're in the know next time there's a quiz, Obama. I mean AsBlackAsObama. :)
    Cheers,
    Robyn

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