Sunday, April 25, 2010

Mystery Student Revealed, Your Forgiveness Sought

I didn't plan to stoop to this low, yet there is something rather victorious about exposing America's - I mean the world's- most pathetic woman.

Yes, Kate Gosselin was the mystery student featured in the Extra Credit question of this weekend's Choco-Quiz. Kudos to 3 brave students who took a stab at this one. Powdered Toast Man guessed it was Sandra Bullock (I can see that), Copyboy guessed Jane Fonda (perhaps, especially since I noted that she has nothing to do with anything sweet), and TSHendrik had the closest guess with "C." Nice try, TS. Had you guessed "F," you would've been even closer. Yes, Kate it is. Shocking of all is the fact that Ms. Gosselin attended school at some point.

My deepest apologies for reminding you that Kate Gosselin exists and exists on this very planet. I do hope it's redeeming to know that this now ugly person -- who can't get enough of herself and generally forgets that she has 8, much less any, children to take care of -- was an awkward looking kid with big ass glasses, a greasy geekified hairdo, and a face longer than her glasses were wide. {This is not to mention that ugly striped shirt she sported.}

11 comments:

  1. Kate - I miss your Flock of Seagulls hairdo.

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  2. I still think Jimmy Fallon did a great impersonation of her robotic dance. *snicker*

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  3. WOW....I am at a loss for words! Not attractive then or now if you want my two cents!

    Your Choco-Quiz before/after was the funniest post I read all week. Loved every minute of reading the post and the comments, well done, Teacher Robyn!

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  4. *errum* Ewwwwwwwww...

    I don't hate her, I just dislike her with the passion of a thousand suns.

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  5. Why is T.I.S. laughing backwards?

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  6. Trish, you are right. The girl was never attractive. I like your measure of hate for her, TS.

    Hopefully this is the last picture of her you will ever see of the flock-of-seagulls hairdo gal (great description, Cheeseboy), at least on this blog.

    Cheers,
    Robyn

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  7. What a transformation. She's so beautifully fake now.

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  8. Dont know this woman.. thankfully - but the photo reveals alot already!

    =]

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  9. Do you know that John Gosselin has to pay her $22,000 a month in child support? CRAZY!

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  10. Be glad. Be very glad, Anthony.

    ABAO, yep, how can she possibly justify needing almost $3000 per child per month. It's not like she's sending them to a private preschool in France. Or is she?
    xoRobyn

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