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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Doing It This Weekend

To be blunt, I'm obsessed with the prospect of doing it this weekend. Actually, right now! I want it right now! No, I truly need it right now! Despite the image I project of, um, a saintly, timid, calm woman, I'm not altogether patient. I'll speak for all women, or perhaps even for all warm blooded beings, and say we've got our needs. It's been a long haul for me, and I haven't thought it would even be possible for quite a while. The prospects are hopeful right now, though. Thus, I'm trying to just keep putting out. I mean, keep putting myself out there. I think it will be fully satisfying to do it, but I'm not thinking beyond the actual experience. I just need it so desperately now. The last one was a cute, single man. He gave me added faith. When the next one comes along, I will be, shall we say, very very grateful! I'm on a mission. I'm obsessed. I've gone through all my chocolate, and I'm still in dire need. If you can't or don't want to do it for me, darling reader, I'll try not to feel rejected. But perhaps you have a friend to send over here? I'm just one away from 100 followers! I want to do it! I need to do it! I need to get to 100 already! Excuse me while I take a cold shower. I trust you'll help me do it in the meantime. xo

27 comments:

  1. And here I thought I was the cute single man.... I thought what we had was special...

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  2. Yeah, once you get 100, then you'll "need" 200 and then 300...and you know the rest of the story.

    I like a woman with an insatiable desire...

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  3. I can't believe...a/ how excited I am by this. I'm as interested in the number of followers you are on, as I am on my own! And b/ how flipping long it is taking. You deserve to be on way more anyway cause your blog is great!

    Come on let's make Robyn's weekend!!

    Rapunzel x
    www.talesfromthetower.co.uk

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  4. You had me going for a minute, crazy girl!

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  5. Oh but you are very special to me, Spuds. You are cute, single, and very manly. Now would you send one more over, already?! Did I mention how grateful I would be?

    That's me Blase, insatiable. xo

    Rapunzel, thanks for sharing my emotions around this and for trying to get some help for me. I'm STILL waiting! What's a gal to do?!

    Gotcha, Ms. A. :)

    I'd send chocolate kisses, but I ate them all.
    Cheers, Robyn

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  6. You had me going there for a moment too!
    I'll see what I can do, it could be this week-end, but sometimes it might take a little longer.
    If I send you your 100 follower, will you send me some chocolate? Lol !!!!

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  7. I knew it was something, but couldn't figure what you were going to spring with. lol

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  8. I'm working on this for you darling, have you met My Trish, she's a beautiful Cajun Belle who will gladly steal your 100th spot! It's gets worse this obsession we have it gets much much worse.

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  9. Hi Robyn! Happy to be your 100th follower thanks to my amazing friend Miss Bumpkin! :) YAY for 100, break out the bubbly!

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  10. That was funny Robyn. If it didn't work out, you could always "follow" yourself...lol

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  11. Thank you Sweetie! Had to fish for a few compliments! Its tough for me having such low self esteem! I don't even think I've broken 50 followers on my site. But I get emails from at least 20 people per day. I think I'm like the guilty pleasure that people don't want others to know they follow me... but they do! Its funny!!

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  12. Amazing! We both hit 100 on the exact day. (Mine was yesterday)

    You had me going for awhile.

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  13. Congrats on hitting 100! That is awesome! You totally had me there! I was gonna say the following: Toys are our friends, married or not! Also.... Everyone, male or female needs friends with benefits. For real.

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  14. I did 99. Hey looking at it now you made it. Congrats.

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  15. Yeah Robyn! You made it, girl! So tell me, was it good for you too? So what's next then? You going to Disneyland? LOL! Way to go! Nothing quite so fulfilling as hitting 100, eh? I wouldn't know, though. but hopefully soon. In the meantime, I will have to revel in the vicarous thril of your afterglow.

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  16. You DID IT, Girlfriend!

    Come over here and let me give you an Award Hug!

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  17. So does this mean you don't want to have sex?

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  18. GB, why would you say that? That's a rather big leap, even for an ape. ;-]

    Blase, I'll be right there, babe.

    Thanks Tom. You're right behind me. My pace has been much slower than most; it took me 13 months. I'm a late bloomer.

    Thanks Mike. You were the "the single, cute last one" (ie last one before 100) who gave me faith. ;-0

    Thanks Ally. It's reassuring to know that married folks can never have enough
    "friends" either.

    Cheeseboy, I'm glad we shared this weekend experience. I could not have asked for a better blogger to do it with. I hope your wife's okay with all of this. ;-)

    Spuds, sounds like a funky Tennessee thing. We Californians are much more open about following others around (the legal term would be "stalking" in any other state) and enjoying many guilty pleasures. Feel free to fish for compliments here anytime too. xo

    Pat, you mean I should not be following my own blog? Damn! I have to start this desperate wait again? (I really am following myself. It makes life even more interesting.) Thank goodness I'm at 101.

    BUMPKIN AND TRISH, I love you both!! You are stellar, gorgeous, creative, generous, humorous divas. I could go on..You totally made my day and weekend and well beyond! Love to you!

    Alice, that's so sweet of you! Thank you. I'll still take your help. I'll wait a bit before the next desperate pleas (for 200). I never turn down chocolate though.

    TS, glad to trick (sort of) the most brilliant of minds. :)

    Chocolate kisses and hugs to all of you for helping me do it this weekend!
    Robyn

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  19. Yay, congratulations! This post made me laugh, but I was rooting for you! :)

    Glad you "got some"! ;)

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  20. 100 followers! congrats! Actually 101 to be exact. Now if you'll excuse I need to take a cold shower too. Steamy post.

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  21. That made me laugh. (And blush a little.) Congrats on 100. :)

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  22. You had me going for a while, and then I laughed!

    Congrats on 100!

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  23. Thank goodness you got to 100. Can I take MY bathroom break now?

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  24. Alice, oops, I see I put my own spin on the direction that chocolate would be going. I am much much better at accepting vs sharing my chocolate. Much, much better.

    You may go now, Betty. Thanks for keeping watch with me. It was great to have a partner for the potty dance.

    Babygirl, CB, Mainland, thanks!

    Vamp Tramp, thanks for the visit! It made me blush a little too. Doing it has that effect.

    xoRobyn

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  25. Woo Hooo..good for you..I knew you would do it..now on to the other..I hope you keep."putting yourself out there"..or putting out...Lmao..you are hilarious..!

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  26. I was going to say that maybe you should make it a giveaway to the 100th follower.... lol

    You're at 107 now.... It's a little too late.... lol

    Congratulations!

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