Saturday, April 30, 2011

Trekkie Birth Control, A Saturday Centus

 
courtesy of google images, though I wish I could take credit for this one.

Jenny Matlock

You didn't know if I'd continue this sci-fi spoof. Did ya? Me neither, but I found this photo and had to keep trekking! Ms. Matlock allowed us to use a picture this time. Otherwise, the drill is the same: 100 word max based on a prompt - which is bolded below. This one is a sequel to this one. But if you're just here to look at the picture, that's good too.
 
It's been a year since Jenny started the Saturday Centus. Join the class, if you haven't already. We have a good time. You might want to sit next to someone more normal, though. There are plenty of cool classmates to choose from.   
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Trekkie Birth Control
 
"Abort! This is not logical. I shall depart!" Spock moves to the Sirius Exit.
 
"Not so fast," James warns. "You must view the final segment, Mr. Spock."
 
He freezes to refocus on the screen.
 
Natashialovarita, smirking, advances the video.
 
An adolescent Spock (played by Jack Black) and Rita (played by Lindsay Lohan) are seen enjoying dinner under Goofy's 12th moon.
 
"Although the traditional gift for the first anniversary is paper," Spock informs, "this is different." He hands Rita a fancily wrapped gift box.
 
"A necklace?" She guesses, then breaks it open.
 
"Aren't they cute, Rita? Little jammies for our expectant cling-on!"
 
The camera (once again) zooms in on an unfulfilled Rita.

29 comments:

  1. I think you've got the adolescent Spock to a tee. His human half was dominant then, so he could make puns like "Cling-on". No wonder the adult Spock was embarrassed.

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  2. This is a lot of fun, worlds in worlds.

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  3. Cute twist on the prompt Robyn, you are so creative!

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  4. OMG. Too funny! Star Trek birth control!

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  5. Unfulfilled Rita...hilarious!

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  6. Robyn,

    You have done it again! I love this series you have put together. Oh, and the photo is priceless. So is your skillful way with words.

    Namaste..........cj

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  7. Robyn! You are just brilliant! I am still laughing!!!!

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  8. That was super cute, good job

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  9. Oh my. You had me giggling. And the pic is the poster children for birth control. LOL.. Good one!

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  10. Ah, ha ha Jack Black and Lindsay Lohan!!!
    That pic is flippin funny!
    Happy Sunday Robyn!!!
    Lots of love
    gi gi

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  11. Oh they look so cute in their younger days and wearing PJ's...very funny....I'm still laughing! Cool take !

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  12. Now this is a movie I'd definitely see. A baby Jack Black alone would be worth the price of admission.

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  13. HAHAHAHAHA ! Fabulous job and amazing way to continue the saga and that picture is hilarious !!!

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  14. Thank you, all. May the force be with you and yours.
    xoRobyn

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  15. Those have got to be the ugliest babies I have ever EVER seen! Failure to abort I guess. :D~Ames

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  16. Lindsay Lohen! That made me laugh. And the failure to abort...seriously.

    You are too funny.

    This picture is totally perfect! I bet that was a fun google search.

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  17. Expectant "cling-on" - love the play on words! You're a hoot!! As if I wasn't already laughing out loud when I saw that picture, too! LOL!

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  18. Very funny! I just love all the unique and so very different takes on Jenny's meme! Love the photo...and the use of Jack Black! He just cracks me up!

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  19. wow, i am so amazed that you are able to keep this going ... you are just rawkin this!!!

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  20. Such a fun series you have going here, Robyn.

    And that picture is classic.

    ;)

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  21. I'm trying to hear Leonard Nimoy saying these things. I'll keep working on it!

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  23. You are so darn funny and creative!
    Have a great week Robyn...

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  24. I wonder if spock's parents use Dr. Spock's book.

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  25. Jaq, it's easier to hear Jack Black. Try that one.

    Budd, excellent inquiry. Probably not, wouldn't you say?

    Thanks everyone! xo

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  26. I can see Lindsay's face of disappointment in that scene. At least he didn't get her a washing machine or something. Do they even have those in space, actually?
    Ava

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  27. Oooh, awesome. I loved the twist at the end.

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