Saturday, April 9, 2011

Performance Anxiety Hits Spock, A Saturday Centus

Jenny Matlock

The Saturday Centus challenges us to write a piece within 100 words, based on a prompt. I encourage you to jump aboard. Just click on the graphic above. It's great practice, and I've met wonderful peers this way. Plus, Jenny's our favorite teacher. I'm continuing the sci-fi series, with apologies to anyone who doesn't appreciate some Spock spoofing. This is a sequel to my last centus right here. The prompt is bolded.
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Spock Suffers from Performance Anxiety
 
Impotent under pressure, lil Spock distracts her.
 
"Look, Rita!" He points at the Sirius chamber pane in the asteroid. "We're hitting a hella rad meteor shower. Uh, April showers bring May flowers. Right?" Giggle. Snort.
 
"What the *bleep* is wrong with you, Spock? Just stick that tiny thing in already!"
 
The Alternative Temptation Matrix shoots dollars at Spock's head as he ponders a different method.
 
The camera zooms in on an unfulfilled Rita. 
 
Jones announces: Will lil Spock succeed at failing to do it? What will come of this young couple's premature explorations? Stay tuned.

18 comments:

  1. as if A-Z wan't enough you are doing another challenge; impressive R.

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  2. Girl I think you need more than a little chocolate!

    Is this what they call...space porn??

    Hugs!~Ames

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  3. Cute. I see we are in a couple of challenges togather A-Z also.

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  4. As always very entertaining Robyn.

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  5. Hahahahahaha !!! I am again amazed and in awe that you are still able to tell this continuing story...poor Spock, just realized with the giggle and snort he's a NERD ! I think they should get married first...a wedding would be so nice *WINK*

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  6. "stick that tiny thing in" OMG!! You freaked me out with this, Robyn!

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  7. LOL! Maybe lil Spock needs a bit of attention before he can *ahem* attempt entry. Might I suggest an ear-job?

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  8. heehee. Ames cracked me up.

    Space porn.

    ;)

    PS. I won't even comment on Tom's comment...! ;););)

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  9. Robyn, you crazy girl! Oh, my, Tom!

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  10. Thank you all for indulging my sci-fi spoof weirdness and cracking ME up in the process!

    David, this A-Z thing is killin' me. What the *bleep* was I thinking? :0)

    Ames, (1) I know. And (2) I think so. xo

    Debra, nice to be-friend each other. Thank you! [-:

    OT, thank you. xo

    Nonna, yeah, Spock was born a nerd. Snort. =o)

    Tom, see Sue's PS. Mine comment's the same. Thanks for the laughs. xo

    Ms. A, I know. <-;

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  11. All I can say is, with so many eyes watching him with bated breath...the pressure has got to him...let him breath ladies. :P

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  12. I have to believe that Lil Spock will find a way in...and a way to come out after his mission is completed...Peace and blessings

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  13. hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. Poor, unfulfilled Rita! I've been there once or twice...lol. Space porn....too funny.

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  15. wonderful!!!! poor Spock ... i don't if this is ever going to work for him ...

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  16. Sorry to be so late to the party. As usual, you have not disappointed. This is wonderful!

    Namaste..........cj

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  17. You are just a nut! You always make me smile...I think Spock is just one of those people living life under a black cloud!

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