The Saturday Centus challenges us to write a piece within 100 words, based on a prompt. I encourage you to jump aboard. Just click on the graphic above. It's great practice, and I've met wonderful peers this way. Plus, Jenny's our favorite teacher. I'm continuing the sci-fi series, with apologies to anyone who doesn't appreciate some Spock spoofing. This is a sequel to my last centus right here. The prompt is bolded.
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Spock Suffers from Performance Anxiety
Impotent under pressure, lil Spock distracts her.
"Look, Rita!" He points at the Sirius chamber pane in the asteroid. "We're hitting a hella rad meteor shower. Uh, April showers bring May flowers. Right?" Giggle. Snort.
"What the *bleep* is wrong with you, Spock? Just stick that tiny thing in already!"
The Alternative Temptation Matrix shoots dollars at Spock's head as he ponders a different method.
The camera zooms in on an unfulfilled Rita.
Jones announces: Will lil Spock succeed at failing to do it? What will come of this young couple's premature explorations? Stay tuned.
as if A-Z wan't enough you are doing another challenge; impressive R.
ReplyDeleteGirl I think you need more than a little chocolate!
ReplyDeleteIs this what they call...space porn??
Hugs!~Ames
Cute. I see we are in a couple of challenges togather A-Z also.
ReplyDeleteAs always very entertaining Robyn.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha !!! I am again amazed and in awe that you are still able to tell this continuing story...poor Spock, just realized with the giggle and snort he's a NERD ! I think they should get married first...a wedding would be so nice *WINK*
ReplyDelete"stick that tiny thing in" OMG!! You freaked me out with this, Robyn!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Maybe lil Spock needs a bit of attention before he can *ahem* attempt entry. Might I suggest an ear-job?
ReplyDeleteheehee. Ames cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteSpace porn.
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PS. I won't even comment on Tom's comment...! ;););)
Robyn, you crazy girl! Oh, my, Tom!
ReplyDeleteThank you all for indulging my sci-fi spoof weirdness and cracking ME up in the process!
ReplyDeleteDavid, this A-Z thing is killin' me. What the *bleep* was I thinking? :0)
Ames, (1) I know. And (2) I think so. xo
Debra, nice to be-friend each other. Thank you! [-:
OT, thank you. xo
Nonna, yeah, Spock was born a nerd. Snort. =o)
Tom, see Sue's PS. Mine comment's the same. Thanks for the laughs. xo
Ms. A, I know. <-;
All I can say is, with so many eyes watching him with bated breath...the pressure has got to him...let him breath ladies. :P
ReplyDeleteI have to believe that Lil Spock will find a way in...and a way to come out after his mission is completed...Peace and blessings
ReplyDeleteDun dun dun...poor Spock. :)
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePoor, unfulfilled Rita! I've been there once or twice...lol. Space porn....too funny.
ReplyDeletewonderful!!!! poor Spock ... i don't if this is ever going to work for him ...
ReplyDeleteSorry to be so late to the party. As usual, you have not disappointed. This is wonderful!
ReplyDeleteNamaste..........cj
You are just a nut! You always make me smile...I think Spock is just one of those people living life under a black cloud!
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