Oscar: Go away! I'm busy loving my trash!
Determined, Robyn lifts the lid.
Oscar: I said go away! Leave us alone!
Robyn, scrounges through his trash. What have you here, Oscar?
Oscar: Alright! You asked for it. Here's some trash for you!
Oscar hits Robyn with a pair of pink sparkly, Elton John-style elevator shoes; a stack of century-old tabloids spotlighting Brad and Angelina's impending divorce; and a cursing Charlie Sheen (in the flesh).
Will Robyn recover for P? Many, many women have, so the odds look good.
Oscar the Grouch debuted on Sesame Street in the early 1970s. He's a brainchild of the show's head writer, Jon Stone, and muppet creator, Jim Henson. Initially, Oscar was an orange fellow displaying a dark unibrow. While his color's changed, his unibrow stuck. (No wonder he's grouchy.) John Lovelady crafted orange Oscar, and Caroll Spinney has performed the grouch since Oscar's first appearance. Who doesn't like Oscar, the world's best grouch?