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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Q is for Quagmire! I'm quite sorry!

~Note: My standard dedication to children has been removed from this post. I cannot endorse Quagmire as a role model for kids, dogs, grownups or termites. I could've gone with Quasimodo but I chose the scarier option. Sorry.~

Quagmire struts in sporting his red and yellow Hawaiian print shirt. He drops his pants to reveal red silk speedos.  Giggity giggity. You look like a Virgo. I can change that!

Robyn: Look, Quag, I didn't have you here to have you. I just didn't know what else to do with a Q.

Quadmire: I can think of loads of things. He slides his hands down from sides of his chest to his hips, culminating in a pelvic thrust. Giggity giggity goo goo ga goo!

Ignoring him, Robyn places her chin in her palm contemplatively. I wonder if the Queen of Hearts was taken.

Quagmire: Yeah, baby. She was taken alright, royally taken. Giggity giggity giggity goo!

Robyn flips her cell-phone open to make more calls. She wanders off. Quagmire, still thrusting, hasn't noticed her departure.

Seth MacFarlane is the creator and voice actor of Glenn Quagmire. This oversexed character debuted on Season one of Family Guy in 2005. Quagmire's as hilarious as he is creepy. Wouldn't you say? Thanks for all the laughs, Seth! 

Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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25 comments:

  1. Ms. AApril 20, 2011 at 1:02 AM

    I'm not familiar with Quagmire, thankfully. I don't think he's my type. LOL!

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  2. David MacaulayApril 20, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    wow - good on you for finding this obscure character, Robyn - what are you going to do for x

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  3. ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.comApril 20, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    Okay, I must say: I REALLY, REALLY liked this post. You hit Quagmire spot on. Not literally, though.

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  4. UnknownApril 20, 2011 at 1:44 AM

    I think he would like Minnie :)

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  5. Ellie GarrattApril 20, 2011 at 2:36 AM

    Yeah, baby! I love Glen. Awesome choice for today's letter.

    Ellie Garratt

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  6. SueApril 20, 2011 at 3:26 AM

    yes, you've got it there. glad you removed the dedication to the children ;) Sue@JumpingAground (Alliteration & drabbles)
    Sue@traverselife(Workplace bullying)

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  7. Al PenwasserApril 20, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    All righhhtttt.......

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  8. Mary AalgaardApril 20, 2011 at 5:17 AM

    A show and character I do not follow. I don't like cartoons with adult content. Kids think it's for them, and then whoa!

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  9. laughingmomApril 20, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    Very true to Quagmire - I'm well versed in Family Guy due to my teen son.

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  10. Oilfield TrashApril 20, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    He is the funniest one on that show. Love it.

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  11. Bossy BettyApril 20, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    OH! Now I know who he is! I always learn a lot here....

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  12. IT (aka Ivan Toblog)April 20, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    Aw sh*t! Really?

    Good grief.


    I don't watch Family Guy and hadn't heard of Quagmire until I wrote my post. At least I opted for pilfering someone's logo.

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  13. g. bigsbyApril 20, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    I can't say that I am a fan with Mr. MacFarlane's work, but I think you nailed Quagmire.

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  14. CheeseboyApril 20, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    This is the first pop culture reference of yours that I did not get. However, I still found it entertaining. Nicely done.

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  15. Rek SeshApril 20, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    I think MJ pelvic thrusts were enough...don't need no more, no more....fun post...
    an award for you ..needn't display... click here

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  16. MarleneApril 20, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Don't watch that one...so I had no idea who this dude was...but you're always funny!

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  17. Alex J. CavanaughApril 20, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    Aw, the Queen of Hearts has a big head anyway. There was no winning with this one. Unless you interviewed Q*Bert.

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  18. CopyboyApril 20, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    I closed my eyes and saw the episode unfold! Surprised you didn't go the "Ace in the hole" route.

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  19. laughingwolfApril 20, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    lol... how about star trek's Q? :O

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  20. MarnieApril 20, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Gigity gigity...hehe...I just had to :0) Great post :0) xo

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  21. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 20, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    I'm surprised at how many people don't know Quagmire. It restores my faith in humankind. Thank you!
    xoRobyn

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  22. m.April 20, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    hahha :)


    excellent!

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  23. YvonneApril 20, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    I'm not familar with him. Thankfully! lol

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  24. Baby SisterApril 21, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    I only know him because of Boyfriend. And I'm glad I don't. :)

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  25. georgia ~ gi giApril 26, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Ah, ha ha! My teenage boys, My Love (aka Reverend Jeremy), his Rev. Dad all watch this show! Now the "good girl" that I am ( ha ha) only watches it with them!
    You did a wonderful job, I was wondering what you were going to do come Q ( ya that didn't sound good, ah ha ha)
    xo
    gi gi

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