Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Q is for Quagmire! I'm quite sorry!
Quagmire struts in sporting his red and yellow Hawaiian print shirt. He drops his pants to reveal red silk speedos. Giggity giggity. You look like a Virgo. I can change that!
Robyn: Look, Quag, I didn't have you here to have you. I just didn't know what else to do with a Q.
Quadmire: I can think of loads of things. He slides his hands down from sides of his chest to his hips, culminating in a pelvic thrust. Giggity giggity goo goo ga goo!
Ignoring him, Robyn places her chin in her palm contemplatively. I wonder if the Queen of Hearts was taken.
Quagmire: Yeah, baby. She was taken alright, royally taken. Giggity giggity giggity goo!
Robyn flips her cell-phone open to make more calls. She wanders off. Quagmire, still thrusting, hasn't noticed her departure.
Seth MacFarlane is the creator and voice actor of Glenn Quagmire. This oversexed character debuted on Season one of Family Guy in 2005. Quagmire's as hilarious as he is creepy. Wouldn't you say? Thanks for all the laughs, Seth!