Jenny Matlock's Saturday Centus challenges us to create a piece within 100 words, based on a prompt. This week's prompt is bolded below. Check out Ms. Matlock's site for lots of silly Centus posts, along with Jenny's wonderful writing. While you're at it, jump aboard. Saturday Centus is a fun, worthwhile endeavor.
Now, please enjoy my offering.
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Her crumpled up list or resolutions must have fallen out of her pocket, bra, or panties during the family photo shoot. Butler Von Trump uncovered it while dusting.
“Good lord,” he guffawed, “she’ll never accomplish any of these.”
1) Pursue my talents.
2) Get a talent.
3) Read a book.
4) Learn to read.
5) Donate to shareity.
6) Find out if shareity has anything to do with perfume or Cher. If so, I’ll totally rock it.
7) Continue being celibit.
8) Dump two of the five men.
9) Keep this list privett.
10) ‘Cuz it’s personnel.
By Kim Kardashian
Dump two of the five men......why not 5/5. prime example of underachieving :(
ReplyDeleteHa! Good one! Happy New Year.
ReplyDeleteFunny, light and a great Centus take!
ReplyDeleteFunny and good.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Years.
ha, ha - sounds a bit astute for Kim, tho. Hope your New Year was great...
ReplyDeleteI love that "cuz it's personal" is a resolution.
ReplyDeleteI've never understood just what those people are famous for, anyway! Obviously not their I.Q.s!! Happy New Year, Robyn!!
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You are hilarious Robyn!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you...
hee hee hee!
ReplyDeleteResolution #1: find something to chuckle about each and every day. Achieved for Jan 2, 2011
Glad to meet you, Robyn!
lol whats that 9 and 10 gone out the window then already! very clever :)
ReplyDelete#3 and #4 won't be easy to achieve in that order, but I give the woman credit for setting herself challenging assignments.
ReplyDeleteHaha, please add this to your top 10 post list! hilarious!
ReplyDeleteVery clever!
ReplyDeleteTheme arr sume gud rezolutions.
ReplyDeleteVery clever. I like it!!
ReplyDeleteThis was hysterical. What a clever, funny take on the prompt - LOVE it! Do you think that she knows that "celibit" has nothing to do with being a celebrity or eating celery? Just sayin... Thanks for the laugh! Kat
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, all. Sorry I'm short on time to respond more personally...I'm heading out shortly. I appreciate you sharing the laughs with me whenever you visit Life by Chocolate. xo
ReplyDeleteSeveral great guys from your previous posts came to mind. They will be great matches for her!
ReplyDeleteGood luck Robyn!
Dear Robyn,
ReplyDeleteVery funny. You put a smile on my face today!
Hugs,
Anna
Anna's SC#35
FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteI wonder, with the list gone will she remember her resolutions? Or would it make a difference?
Kudos!
Oh, Robyn that is great! Love that the Butler found it, nice touch!
ReplyDeleteI love all your reader's comments, funny stuff!
love ya
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LOL, too funny. These people that get famous for pretty much nothing get to me. Although many people follow them so they end up making tons of money. Doesn't make much sense to me, ha.
ReplyDeleteLove the reference to the family photo! And the butler. This really made me laugh. Very well done.
ReplyDeleteNamaste.........cj
Loved it! Very inventive, thanks for the giggles. :-)
ReplyDeletefab...did Kim see this?....she would ensure you your 15 mins of reality T.V fame....May even make u part of their group..Robynashian anyone???
ReplyDeleteHA! Great job!
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LOL! Hilarious as usual, Robyn! I can totally see Kim K. writing this! :o)
ReplyDeleteI'm back from my trip, and it was wonderful to come home to all of your comments. I love you all. As much as I make you laugh, you do the same for me.
ReplyDeleteFor now, I just want to share that this was timely. Wasn't it? Did you see the K. sisters win for "best guilty pleasure" on the People's Choice Awards? I guess all it takes is a bra with lots of lift, lots to lift, the push of a hip to the side, and some hair flinging action. And then there's the money thing. There's always that. xo
I love this!
ReplyDeleteWhat a clever, clever lady you are Miss Robyn.
Love the irony here.
Still chuckling over several of the items on the list.
Thanks for linking. 2011 is off to a roaring start with great writing like this.
I would bet if you compared your "fiction" with her real list, there would be little to no differences. I'm just saying...
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