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Monday, September 5, 2011

Smorgasblog Post: Happy Tuesday!

Note: I had a photo of Lady Gaga here, but my blog-feed stopped working when I posted it. Coincidence?
 
Mr. Al Penwasser passed an underwear thingy over to me ages ago. Thanks, Al. Thanks, a lot! I’m not that into underwear, though I tend to wear it daily, so I chose just a few of the many questions I was supposed to answer. Here's a small portion of the assignment:

~What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of? Lady Gaga.
   
~Have you ever thrown your underwear at a rock star or other celebrity?  If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your underwear at, given the opportunity? Lady Gaga.
   
~You’re out of clean underwear.  What do you do? Ask Lady Gaga to give back my panties.
   
~If you could have any message printed on your underwear, what would it be? “If you are reading this, you are way too close. Back off, buster!”


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Next, the sweet and lovely Frisky Virgin gave me a Blog on Fire award many moons ago. I removed it from this post because of blog-feed problems, likely related to images. Anyway, I’m supposed to share some spicy revelations. This article, Virginity and Viagra, is the most revealing thing I’ve ever written. I’m sorry--believe me, I REALLY am-- it’s not spicier.

Anyone who wants to play with undies and/or fire, please take either and/or both. To abide by the rules, visit the respective blog. If you're not already following, I recommend you do. Both are very entertaining.

Yeah, this was kind of a filler post. Mainly I wanted to say I’ve been thinking of you. Happy Tuesday!

25 comments:

  1. I loved the poster on the underwear...poor Gaga, she is driving people gaga to make a lot of farty noises on her. you are never forgotten...Will get bacj to ur Sun /sat post at leisure tomo.

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  2. Congrats on the award and losing your panties to Gaga. ;)

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  3. No, no, thank you for the underwear shot. However, a little Gaga goes a long way.
    She can't help it, though. She was born that way. Although, I never want to see any exact pictures of what that way actually is.

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  4. Congrats on the award. Lady Gaga makes me gag ah.

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  5. Did you hear the preview of Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga's duet, "The Lady is a Tramp?" It's such an unlikely duo, but the preview sounded good.

    I'm so glad you like the award! :)

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  6. Haha. Nice one Robyn. Saw her on the View yesterday. She's not so bad. Not a fan of her music though.

    No pic though huh. Must be a Ga-nspiracy.

    ;)

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  7. Awesome answers, Robyn! And I'm glad blogger ate the photo.

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  8. Well I had something in my eye, and my sister reached under her sink and took a soft piece of white cloth out for me to wipe my eye with. I said " Gee this is really soft, what kind of material is this??" she said "Oh those are my old underwear that I cut up for rags." :0 Accckkk!!!

    Uh what was the question again??? :)~Ames

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  9. Thanks, all. I don't mind Gaga's music. I just can't look at her.

    xoRobyn

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  10. Congrats on the award! Lady Gaga makes me wanna toss my cookies for the most part...but like you, some of her music actually appeals to me. SOME of it. (And thanks...now I can't get "Edge of Glory" outta my head....which I like...but it sticks to me like peanut butter on crackers)

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  11. Congrats on your award! And the panties... I think. hahaha Lady Gaga also makes me gag. Ugh!

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  12. Congrats on the awards and I'll make it just fine without the visual image.

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  13. Virginity and Viagra?

    I'm in love with your blog already.

    I have a working theory that anyone who talks about panties on her blog is amazing.

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  14. You've inspired me to look up the latest news on Lady G. May I pay you a compliment by calling you an honorary virgin, Robyn? It is a compliment, right?

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  15. it sure doesn't get spicier than that melons - really?when I was in a melon eating comp. in Turkey it must made me throw up...

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  16. Hmmm - I wonder what I should have printed on my drawers??? I think I would choose either the Months of the year or better yet 'Objects may appear smaller than they actually are'!! W.C.C.

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  17. Gaga means Gross in Afrikaans. I agree with them Afrikaaners

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  18. I'll pass. I have a fear of fire and thinking of "undies" reminds me of the horror re: the contents of my underwear drawer!

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  19. Please don't ask for your underwear back from Lady Gaga-you never know where she's been with them. We'll buy you some new ones, or call Tom Jones for some of his million pair! LOL

    LYMI

    J

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  20. I like your third reply, because it implies that Lady Gaga would CLEAN your underwear before returning it to you! :-P

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  21. congrats on the award.

    loved your answers, robyn.

    have a greaat wwwkend!

    betty xx

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  22. Congrats on the award. I don't really mind Gaga's music, but she the person drives me crazy. And that article you wrote was hilarious!! I laughed really hard.

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