Don't Bring on the Cling-ons!
"*Bleep!* Spock!" Rita exclaims, tossing the jammies at a dwarf black hole.
"I can't do cling-ons. I've got too much to achieve. Like, I'd like to teach the world to sing, and enjoy fine jewelry, and I wanna appear on Lenova and stuff - be a shooting star. You know?"
"Ascertain calm and logic, Lohan. Correction, Rita. With your credentials as a Lieutenant-Colonel-Nurse-Practitioner-Phlebotomist-Maid-Assistant Janitor, you shall progress when clinging terminates."
The camera zooms in on an unconvinced Spock - first, in the video; next, in real life. (Note: This is a documentary.)
"The End" crosses the Stars Are Us screen.