Thursday, October 7, 2010

Chocolate Bar Talk


Cliff Bar: Pour me a Quik one, Toots.
E. Clair: Sure thing. What’s shaking?
Cliff Bar: Nut ‘n Honey. Well, actually, you know that Kit Kat I was mixing with? She broke it off. Said she met some tasty Big Hunk. E. Clair: No kidding!? She’s a goober for leaving such a nutritious, rich one like yourself.
Cliff Bar: Yeah. She kept complaining that I didn’t give her the organic thing. You know? Fudge! I can’t help what I’m made of!
E. Clair: Oh my Godiva! I mean, it’s not like a Big Hunk can give her any real organics either.
Cliff Bar: Yeah, I suspect that dud’s pretty tightly wrapped. She says he’s into those 3 Musketeers. Guess that’s her thing too. She wanted me to try an m&m once, but I’m more wholesome. ~Sigh~
E. Clair: Some babes just like the dark ones. I bet he ain’t even 40%. What a Cad!
Cliff Bar: I do miss sharing kisses. You know? We all need a fix.
E. Clair: Fudge, yeah! But I’ve been stale for so long, I wouldn’t know a whatchamacallit if it melted on me.
Cliff Bar: Your filling looks pretty fresh to me, tart.
E.Clair: Hmm, are you suggesting you’d like a sample?
Cliff Bar: Sweetie, I’d like more than a sample of your creamy insides. E.Clair: Well, then, shall we do some trick-or-treating? You know, in costume?
Cliff Bar: Oh, E! Just show me your neighborhood, and I'll do the knocking, babe.

20 comments:

  1. That is just genius. I love the clever candy pun posts!

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  2. You are a silly, silly woman. :-)

    Pearl

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  3. BRILLIANT!!!! I just laughed out loud at "Oh my Godiva!" ROFL!!!!! GOOD ONE!

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  4. Okay, they have this thing now called medication.. lol..
    very funny.. what the hell?
    So these chocolates walk into a bar and...

    x

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  5. Best dirty talks from sweet innocent things ever! Brilliant!

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  6. Super creative. You are exploring new cascades of chocolate writing.

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  7. Oh that is just hilarious. I laughed so hard. Well done. ;)

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  8. Unlike Miss Clair, Kit Kat is quite a hard lady. Have you heard of Milky Bar? One of the few Caucasian chocolates.

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  9. I knew Cliff was cheating on me! Now I have proof!

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  10. Thanks, Allison. :-]

    OT, glad to make you laugh. xo

    TS, thanks a lot. Glad you like it. {-=

    Noelle, I appreciate it. xo

    Pearl, I try. :o)

    Marlene, smiles right back at ya. xo

    Ivana, thanks for the note and visit! [-;

    Anthony, I know lots about meds. xo

    Sarah, lol. Thank you! ;-b

    Cheeseboy, yeah, there's so many ways to work the chocolate angle. xo

    BabySis, thank you, friend. (-;

    GB, I prefer the more politically correct chocolates. xo

    BB, I'm glad you got the news, even though it's hard to - well - swallow. (Excuse the pun.) ;-}

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  11. I wish I could be half as clever as you are.

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  12. I can't decide if I'm hungry or horny.

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  13. That's a lot of chocolate references in one post!

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  14. Oilfiedl, thank you. I'm sure you're well more than half. xo

    LaughingWolf, tank ewe. :-)

    PTM, they aren't mutually exclusive. Right? Try a chocolate Nicole. xo

    Alex, I try to get in all the chocolate I can on a regular baisis. [-;

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  15. That was hilarious!! I loved it. I could see that popping up all over the internet. Good stuff!

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