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Friday, February 13, 2015

Starring you, Happy HallBark Day!

Due to fiscal angst (I know I'm in great company.) and other stuff, I hadn't gotten it together to do an Anti-Valentine's Giveaway this year. Lo and behold, I have the most fun-loving, playful followers. This, I already knew. But what I didn't know is that you'd play anyway. So in response to the dog pictured below and in my last post, DC grabbed the bone and ran with a HallBark theme. One after another, you joined this doggie relay. 

With mine, we now have eight cards for our HallBark greeting card line! We'll split the profits eight ways. [What's $1 divided by 8?] Anyway, we're off to a powerful start as we take down Hallmark, one lowly mutt at a time.  To follow are more reasons why I love my followers. Feel free to add your own HallBark card greeting. We'll stretch that dollar! Woohoo!



Dixie@dcrelief
Yeah, I'm a pug. With a cute mug.
Smiles in place.  You see my face?
I love you flea-girl. You is my whole world.
And when it gets dark,
You'll feel my Hallbark!
arf-it, arf-it good...
Pat Hatt
lol the evil eye sure comes from that poor guy. That or he is ready to gift to all and is going to leave a gift in the hall. Hint, it isn't chocolate.

A Beer For The Shower
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can lick my own balls
So I don't need you
Jono
There once was an old dog named Mitch
Who said to an attractive young bitch,
"If I stick my nose, where the sun never goes
Would you please scratch where I itch?"
-Hallbark

CWMartin
I love you when you bark, when you play fetch at the park
I love you curled in my lap...But get off my leg with that crap!

klahanie
This should be the last time I use this old Windows X-Pire Groan Edition
It put me into submission
Soon you will see more of me
Penny loves that dawg should do a blog
Thanks for the prose. It's great you knows.
Hugs n'stuff, and an extra ruff
From Gary and Penny! :) x
Empty Nest Insider
Get me out of this strait jacket,
This V-Day's quite a racket.
I can't run and play,
What will the other mutts say?
They'd simply gang up to attack it. 

Happy, sweet HALLBARK DAY! 

Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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29 comments:

  1. The CrankyFebruary 13, 2015 at 11:20 PM

    No wonder he's looking so pugnacious! Great Hallbark cards, I'd buy one!

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  2. Lux G.February 14, 2015 at 4:15 AM

    Hehe. This is so adorable. Valentines or no valentines, hope you have a great weekend.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2015 at 4:48 AM

    Lots of great cards. Happy non Valentines Day.

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  4. Alex J. CavanaughFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:25 AM

    Brandon and Bryan's is hilarious.
    'I am your Wonder Woman Valentine. I bring you super hugs and a super big pile of poo in your living room.'

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  5. Pat HattFebruary 14, 2015 at 6:18 AM

    You think you are safe under your cover
    Along with that vasectomy of your lover
    I just have one simple revision
    My super power is x-ray vision

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  6. Plowing Through Life (Martha)February 14, 2015 at 6:48 AM

    Hahaha! Leave it to blog friends to make every holiday more 'interesting'. :)

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  7. Debra She Who SeeksFebruary 14, 2015 at 7:01 AM

    Valentine's Day has gone to the dogs!

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  8. stephen HayesFebruary 14, 2015 at 8:27 AM

    These ideas are better than the Valentine day card I bought my wife.

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  9. Shoshanah MarohnFebruary 14, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    This made my day!

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  10. RuthFebruary 14, 2015 at 9:53 AM

    Those are pretty good.

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  11. BirgitFebruary 14, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    You dressed me all up
    but I am not a cheery pup
    I will snort and hobble over to you
    squat, look up and push out one big poo

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  12. RobinFebruary 14, 2015 at 1:11 PM

    Outside the card: If you think I look silly
    Inside the card: You're gonna hate YOUR gift

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  13. JoJoFebruary 14, 2015 at 2:00 PM

    Very funny and creative! Happy VDay!

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  14. Baby SisterFebruary 14, 2015 at 2:36 PM

    Hahaha! Those are awesome. Your readers always come up with good stuff.

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  15. ConnieFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:32 PM

    You have such talented readers. Thanks to you and them for all the laughs. Happy Valentine's Day, Robyn!

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  16. Empty Nest InsiderFebruary 15, 2015 at 12:58 AM

    These were all fun! I really think you could get at least $10.99 for a boxed set! Thanks for including my silly poem! Hope you and George enjoyed your first Valentine's Day together!

    Julie

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  17. JoanneFebruary 15, 2015 at 6:38 AM

    quite an entourage of reader/writers, Robyn. Excellent Valentine sentiments

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  18. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 15, 2015 at 10:51 PM

    Thank you all, for your creativity, playfulness and heart!
    You are the best.
    xo

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  19. Optimistic ExistentialistFebruary 16, 2015 at 4:39 AM

    LOL I love the one from Gary and Penny ;)

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  20. New Release BooksFebruary 16, 2015 at 1:21 PM

    Those are awesome. Happy Valentine's Day, Robyn!

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  21. Samantha February 16, 2015 at 8:26 PM

    That pug!!! Yesssss

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  22. Dawn@Lighten Up!February 17, 2015 at 3:58 AM

    Hahaha! Great cards, you guys! A Beer for the Shower - hysterical!!

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  23. Al PenwasserFebruary 17, 2015 at 7:46 AM

    Your Valentine poem
    had such erotic power.
    Thank God I was home
    because I needed a shower.
    The End

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  24. Al PenwasserFebruary 17, 2015 at 7:47 AM

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I licked my own balls
    Now I'm in the hospital

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 17, 2015 at 2:03 PM

      I missed your haikus, Al. This makes up for it. My sympathies...to your nurse.

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  25. Momma FargoFebruary 17, 2015 at 8:55 AM

    Love it! My sentiments exactly. I am the Valentine's disaster. Every year. This year did not disappoint. LOL

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  26. Arlee BirdFebruary 17, 2015 at 12:11 PM

    What a crew of anti-romantics. They've pirated the love boat.
    Hallbark indeed!

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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  27. Gorilla BananasFebruary 17, 2015 at 2:56 PM

    Hah, I don't think anyone is going to feel his Hallbark because that mutt looks totally wasted! You Californians are so bad!

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  28. mail4roseyFebruary 19, 2015 at 1:03 PM

    lol at Pat's gift idea. Hurrah for Hallbark!

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