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Friday, February 13, 2015

Starring you, Happy HallBark Day!

Due to fiscal angst (I know I'm in great company.) and other stuff, I hadn't gotten it together to do an Anti-Valentine's Giveaway this year. Lo and behold, I have the most fun-loving, playful followers. This, I already knew. But what I didn't know is that you'd play anyway. So in response to the dog pictured below and in my last post, DC grabbed the bone and ran with a HallBark theme. One after another, you joined this doggie relay. 

With mine, we now have eight cards for our HallBark greeting card line! We'll split the profits eight ways. [What's $1 divided by 8?] Anyway, we're off to a powerful start as we take down Hallmark, one lowly mutt at a timeTo follow are more reasons why I love my followers. Feel free to add your own HallBark card greeting. We'll stretch that dollar! Woohoo!



Yeah, I'm a pug. With a cute mug.
Smiles in place.  You see my face?
I love you flea-girl. You is my whole world.
And when it gets dark,
You'll feel my Hallbark!

arf-it, arf-it good...
lol the evil eye sure comes from that poor guy. That or he is ready to gift to all and is going to leave a gift in the hall. Hint, it isn't chocolate.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can lick my own balls
So I don't need you
There once was an old dog named Mitch
Who said to an attractive young bitch,
"If I stick my nose, where the sun never goes
Would you please scratch where I itch?"

-Hallbark

I love you when you bark, when you play fetch at the park
I love you curled in my lap...But get off my leg with that crap!

This should be the last time I use this old Windows X-Pire Groan Edition
It put me into submission
Soon you will see more of me
Penny loves that dawg should do a blog
Thanks for the prose. It's great you knows.
Hugs n'stuff, and an extra ruff
From Gary and Penny! :) x
Get me out of this strait jacket,
This V-Day's quite a racket.
I can't run and play,
What will the other mutts say?
They'd simply gang up to attack it. 

Happy, sweet HALLBARK DAY! 

29 comments:

  1. No wonder he's looking so pugnacious! Great Hallbark cards, I'd buy one!

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  2. Hehe. This is so adorable. Valentines or no valentines, hope you have a great weekend.

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  3. Lots of great cards. Happy non Valentines Day.

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  4. Brandon and Bryan's is hilarious.
    'I am your Wonder Woman Valentine. I bring you super hugs and a super big pile of poo in your living room.'

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  5. You think you are safe under your cover
    Along with that vasectomy of your lover
    I just have one simple revision
    My super power is x-ray vision

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  6. Hahaha! Leave it to blog friends to make every holiday more 'interesting'. :)

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  7. These ideas are better than the Valentine day card I bought my wife.

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  8. You dressed me all up
    but I am not a cheery pup
    I will snort and hobble over to you
    squat, look up and push out one big poo

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  9. Outside the card: If you think I look silly
    Inside the card: You're gonna hate YOUR gift

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  10. Very funny and creative! Happy VDay!

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  11. Hahaha! Those are awesome. Your readers always come up with good stuff.

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  12. You have such talented readers. Thanks to you and them for all the laughs. Happy Valentine's Day, Robyn!

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  13. These were all fun! I really think you could get at least $10.99 for a boxed set! Thanks for including my silly poem! Hope you and George enjoyed your first Valentine's Day together!

    Julie

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  14. quite an entourage of reader/writers, Robyn. Excellent Valentine sentiments

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  15. Thank you all, for your creativity, playfulness and heart!
    You are the best.
    xo

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  16. Those are awesome. Happy Valentine's Day, Robyn!

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  17. Hahaha! Great cards, you guys! A Beer for the Shower - hysterical!!

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  18. Your Valentine poem
    had such erotic power.
    Thank God I was home
    because I needed a shower.
    The End

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  19. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I licked my own balls
    Now I'm in the hospital

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    1. I missed your haikus, Al. This makes up for it. My sympathies...to your nurse.

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  20. Love it! My sentiments exactly. I am the Valentine's disaster. Every year. This year did not disappoint. LOL

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  21. What a crew of anti-romantics. They've pirated the love boat.
    Hallbark indeed!

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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  22. Hah, I don't think anyone is going to feel his Hallbark because that mutt looks totally wasted! You Californians are so bad!

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  23. lol at Pat's gift idea. Hurrah for Hallbark!

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