Thursday, February 19, 2015
Reasons for Celibacy, # 325 - 332! Occult in Nature Love?
My track record with men is fairly lousy, so I'm hoping George sticks around. He's a good one. Plus I prefer not to plunge into the dating swamps again. That water's grotesquely muddy, unnervingly confusing, and outright horrifying. To follow are reasons #325 through 332 for a smart single gal to choose celibacy - lifted from actual dating ads. [Note: You might think that these ad blurbs don't adequately represent the modern day pool of eligible bachelors. I agree. In person, it's even worse.]~~~~~Be well, my friends. Keep a smile and a stash of chocolate.~~~~~~
REASON #325: I can lie to thy people but u can't lie To my self
I can’t lie to your self? Thy watch me: You’re clearly a keeper!
REASON #326: Careing. Compationet. Lovering. Working on. Being a maneger
I’m not sure about the other stuff, but you might be able to get a Maneger gig when Christmas rolls around.
REASON #327: This is me, is that you?
No. This is me, is that you?
REASON #328: looking for red lipstick & hiking boots
Have you checked Justin Bieber’s dresser, Lady Gaga’s eggshell, or the Boot Barn at 4th and Main?
REASON #329: *Dud(e)’s name here* a send of humor nit. Good speller used to lol to read alot I don't know look for things that are occult in nature love life My head hurts, sweetie. “Used to lol to read a lot…occult in nature…?” You’re one of those Scientologists. Aren’t you?
REASON #330: im looking for someone to spintime with
Oh hon, Zumba or power-walking, maybe, but spintime’s a bit over-the-top for me.
REASON #331: Everyone Deserves to be Treated Righ!
You mean like with Jewish New York style pumpernickel, given time to rise? Or with generous doses of sarcasm? Oh, you mean “right”! But what about lefties or the ambidextrous or the Free loving, Free Bird, Dead Head throwbacks from the 70’s? Equal righs for all, I say!
REASON #332: I like holding hands and candles.
Hint: If you like her, do not use the same hand to hold hers as you do the lit candle.