Starring YOU, Top 20 Blog Comments of 2012!

As 2012 comes to a close, Life by Chocolate proudly  presents a series of the year's highlights.  Today, we're appreciating YOUR funniest comments.  

Sorry if you don't see yours here. It was really hard to narrow them down. You've been making me laugh throughout the year, and I thank all of you for that.

For now, in no particular order, and taken out of context, here are your top 20 most hilarious comments:
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1) Melissa Bradley said In the spirit of giving, I'll share one of mine with you: "I love all women. Just not fat ones, ones who are too tall or too short, if they talk too much, have hairy pits, legs or 'staches, if there old, there breasts are too small or sag, and if they don't like sex on the first date." I wonder why he's still single?

2) Joanne said...Mouth opened in shock, Furrowed brow, Empathetic nod, Chastity belt on back order.

3) YeamieWaffles "tyypo," really made me laugh, a typo about a typo is way too hilarious to me. Women time is the dreaded enemy in my eyes, it always comes out when you least expect it!

4) Teri Vonn said Robyn,“Men” time is not a “tyypo”, it is an example of the creative writing course from Wossamotta U. 

5) Anthony J. Langford said “ribald” and “trenchant” would be enough for me to think, Wanker!

6) Al Penwasser said That's a tough look to pull off: pubic hair on your head.

7) farawayeyes said Your comments block has given me more information than I ever wanted about lingerie and men and Beckman. YUCK! That guy, by the bras, I think I dated him once. Creepy! 

8) Pearl said And they are all named Amanda because the name tag only COMES in "Amanda".  :-)You're welcome.

9) Stephen Hayes said My wife chose celibacy for me. Isn't she thoughtful?

10) Empty Nest Insider said Mr. Salsa's sausage pizza would probably be delivered in 30 seconds or less.

11) John McElveen said Taking cold shower.

12) Rosalind Adam said Gagh! Firecracker with the tongue! Please someone, say something to get that image out of my head!!!

13) Alex J. Cavanaugh said Licking and chewing... That's it, I' m going home now!

14) Gorilla Bananas said Pizza with no string cheese? If Delivery Boy starts talking about his career in the adult entertainment industry...listen with interest.

15) Ms. A said Are you planning a trilogy... 50 Styles Of Pizza? 

16) Baby Sister said that's sad. Their poor kids don't stand a chance at being even slightly competent!!

17) Powdered Toast Man said I thought it [BDSM] stood for Body Doubles for Steve Mcqueen.

18) Kal said FINALLY someone is telling that Christmas bitch what I have been afraid to say. No longer will I be seduced by her shiny bells and naive beliefs about human nature. I feel so forced to like her just because she is pretty. I have seen her insides and Christmas is pretty ugly when you blow out the candles and turn on the lights.

19) Chuck said I think I saw this movie...starred Richard Gere right...Gigolo or something?? Sorry, continue with your story.

20) David Macaulay said sheesh Robyn - when you are in a restaurant with a toddler throwing knives at the other diners and then throwing a tantrum or running into the kitchens to terrorize the chef, you totally want a table for one. Give me a table for one right now. Yeah know what you mean re the hols, though, can be tough. It's the flatulent relatives that concern me the most.