Hush, boys and girls! It's time for another Choco-Quiz. Are you ready? Too bad. Take out your #2's. I will have no cheating. Betty, did you hear that? (Copyboy, hide your paper this time). Cheeseboy, I hope the tutoring has paid off and you'll give this one a try, dear.Take as long as you need (state Special Ed laws and all). Feel free to send the answers to my email directly through my profile page (especially you, Blase. I know you have my address. Wink, Wink.) or list them in the comments section. No, you just had a potty break, Seductress and Marlene. Don't think I don't see you eyeing Jimmy and Daniel on the playground. Sarah dear, win this one for the girls. Okay? You were close last time, but PowderedToastMan and TSHendrik took the win. They both got a big kiss from Obama. [Rumour has it the President tried to get away with more than a platonic kiss.] Of course, there will be another chocolately prize this time. Good luck!
1. According to The Curtiss Candy Company, maker of the Baby Ruth bar, this candy bar was named after:
A. Baseball legend, Babe Ruth
B. Former president Grover Cleveland’s daughter
C. Chocolate connoisseur, Ruth Curtiss II
D. Dr. Ruth’s superego
2. True or false: Cocoa liquor contains no alcohol.
3. What’s the American Milky Way bar called in England?
A. Mars Bar
B. Milky Way
C. Malto Bar
D. Roseanne Bar (aka Fat Arse)
4. Introduced in 1907, the Hershey’s bar cost a nickel until the price was raised to a dime in:
A. 1947
B. 1955
C. 1969
D. 1972
5. All of the following are chocolate related terms except:
A. Creaming
B. Grinding
C. Conching
D. Winnowing
6. The Chocolate Train is located in what country?
A. China
B. Brazil
C. Canada
D. Switzerland
7. Reese’s peanut butter cup was introduced to the US in:
A. 1911
B. 1922
C. 1939
D. 1948
8. The first people to discover the wonders of chocolate were:
A. The Mayans
B. The Olmecs
C. The Flintstones
D. The Aztecs
9. Eating dark chocolate can cause:
A. Acne
B. Twisted fantasies about Justin Bieber and his teddy bear
C. Migraines
D. None of the above
10. The label below describes the “nutritional” contents of what candy. Hint: It’s my favorite.
A. M & M’s
B. Twix
C. Snickers
D. Junior Mints
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size
1 cup (208.0 g) 1 box (1.48 oz) (42.0 g) 1 package (10433.0 g) 1 package (1.69 oz) (48.0 g) 1 serving (21.0 g) 10 pieces (7.0 g)
Amount Per Serving:
Calories 1023
Calories from Fat 396
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 44.0g, 68%
Saturated Fat 27.2g, 136%
Trans Fat 0.3g
Polyunsaturated Fat 1.9g
Monounsaturated Fat 10.8g
Cholesterol 29mg, 10%
Sodium 127mg, 5%
Total Carbohydrates 148.1g, 49%
Dietary Fiber 5.8g, 23%
Sugars 132.5g
Protein 9.0g
Vitamin A 8%
Vitamin C 2%
Calcium 22%
Iron 13%
* Based on a 2000 calorie diet
Thank you! I'll grade and return your papers over the next few days. Enjoy your Reese's. I mean, enjoy recess time, and I'll see you after lunch.
Oh good, I get a chance this time!
ReplyDelete1)b
2)T
3)b
4)b
5)d
6)b
7)c
8)a
9)d (though I would imagine b may be true for some one(s))
10)d
I seem to be too tired for snarky comments this time around... I'll try harder next time!
I suck at tests and quizzes, even when they're about one of the tastiest treats around. I just wanted to swing by and show you some love. Hugs and Kisses (chocolate kind of course) Ha ha :)
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But I just sharted!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna give this one a stab this time, knowing full well that I'm gonna end up with another "F" for, well, you know what! I may as well start a collection. :)
1. a (I think? No? Maybe?)
2. True (how boring)
3. b (but I like Roseanne Barr as an answer!)
4. a (a guess...like the rest of these)
5. a? Isn't that related to sex???
6. d (if it's in Canada, then I've never seen it)
7. b (22 is a nice round number)
8. c (the Flintstones, duhhh. What a no-brainer)
9. c (I'll be serious for once, even if I'm wrong again)
10. c (you look like a snickers kind of girl)
1. A
ReplyDelete2. False
3. C
4. C
5. A
6. C
7. D
8. D
9. D
10. C
I did not use Google in my answers, but was tempted.
What DOESN'T cause twisted fantasies about Justin Bieber and his Teddy Bear?
ReplyDeleteCertainly nothing that I've ever encountered...
I was pondering my answers when Roseanne Barr's fat arse distracted me. Is it firm or wobbly? I don't mind fat if it's also firm. And Milky Way is called Milky Way in England.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a freakin' clue! I'm not a chocolate lover... stop gasping... please. So, can I just copy all the correct answers from above? Not the wrong answers! I'd google the questions, but it's 2:30 in the freakin morning and I just don't have the ganas to goggle... or spell correctly. Watch out though... I'm catching up on my Rawkin Robin Reading... get the unfolded underwear off the couch... grin
ReplyDeleteOh I so suck at this. I am not a huge chocolate fan since I am lactose intolerant.
ReplyDeleteI've been studying lots of candy bar wrappers in anticipation of this quiz, Robyn! My answers are:
ReplyDelete1. B
2. True
3. B
4. C
5. D
6. D
7. B
8. A
9. D
10. D
I'm going to take a crack at it...
ReplyDelete1)B
2)T
3)A
4)C
5)A
6)D
7)B
8)A
9)D
10)D
I will spend the rest of the day cruising through the milky way, daydreaming of Justin Beiber amd Roseanne Barr fighting over cocoa liquor made my the Flintstones, and craving a snickers sandwiched between 2 Reese Cups.... going to be a sweet day!
Your class is the bestest! Thats why I keep failing the tests, I never want to leave you...
ReplyDelete1.B
2.False
3.C
4.B
5.D (teacher,,,Marlene said sex!!! Marlene said sex!!)
6.D
7.C
8.A (I know a guy, who knew a guy, who is cousins with a guy that slept with the Aunt of a guy who was there)
9.D. (everything causes fantasies of Justin Beiber,, I froth over him...giggle)
10.D.
Not to be a tattle tale, but..Blase keeps touching my knee and it is making me feel all funny..What does it mean?
This quiz looks a lot harder than last time. I will have to think about those today and email you later.
ReplyDeletePsst T.S., what did you get for number 3?
I haven’t cheated on a test since being hauled to the principal’s office in Grade 4 when caught exchanging answers on a math test with my best friend. Traumatizing? Yes. Rather than cheating on this one (and I’d have to) I’ll have some chocolate in your honour. I’m in awe of your chocolate expertise.
ReplyDeletePowderedToastMan, quiet down. Don't forget, I have your parent-teacher conference this afternoon. First question: what's up with your son's name? PS I brave your tests, so no excuses.
ReplyDeleteSeductress, it will all be explained to you when she watch the film with butterflies and flowers in 5th grade. As for Blase, I'll have a talk with him when he drops by my place with the answers, later. Much later. ;0}
Babygirl, I love the paragraph you wrote at the bottom of your test.
Tgo, feel free to bring me the candy after studying the wrappers. It's required, if you're working on becoming teacher's pet.
So, so sorry to hear that, Jerry. But more for me.
Glad you made it to class today, Spuds. I will need to talk with your parents about your coming to class without undies. We do have some standards here.
GB, it's very cottage cheesey wobbly and nothing to go bananas over. Sorry.
Good point, Jeremy. Very true, especially in relation to this class.
Cheeseboy, you took the test without giggling or googling! Good job, dear boy.
Marlene, see, if you give it a try, it could pay off. Now stop the sharting.
Ally, thanks for dropping by to say hello. You were always one of my favorites.
Rachel, you speedy smart girl! I did miss you last time we had an exam. Glad to see you back, and I hope the home schooling is still going well.
Happy Reese's and recess, all! This test will continue for another day or so.
xoTeacher Robyn
Am I late? Nobody told me about this. I had to just stumble upon it.
ReplyDeleteB,false,B,B,D,D,C,A,D,D
I came back to class to look at the chocolate slice of heaven you have on the bulletin board.
ReplyDeletePlease don't talk to Blase 'cause I think I am going to check "YES"....On his "do you like me, I like you letter"!!!
1. A. Baseball legend, Babe Ruth
ReplyDelete2. False
3. C. Malto Bar
4. B. 1955
5. B. Grinding
6. B. Brazil
7. D. 1948
8. D. The Aztecs
9. D. None of the above
10. A. M & M’s
Are we being graded on a curve?
I......don't...........KNOW!
ReplyDeleteLOVED IT! ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy WIFE ate my Homework>????
John
Robyn,
ReplyDeletetomorrow morning at my place a new bit of original bling for you.
yours in chocolate...
Where's my F?!
ReplyDelete1) B
ReplyDelete2) true, but I'll have some regardless.
3) Milky way
4)D
5)D
6)D
7)B
8)C
9)C
10)A
I have absolutely no confidence in my answers. I'm going to do drown my sorrows in some chocolate. I wish I had a mint arrow bar.
Okay, okay!
ReplyDelete1-A
2-False
3-C
4-A
5-D
6-A
7-D
8-D
9-B
10-A
!!Keeping my fingers crossed..!:D
Wow, 15 exams back and lots of pages with doodles..I'm going to give it at least one more day. Hold on, Marlene..okay, you can go pee now.
ReplyDeleteIt will be graded on a curve, and one of my girls is in the lead so far.
Happy Reese's!
Choco-kisses,
Teacher Robyn
Heh. You had me at "Chocolate"... :-)
ReplyDeleteI will come back to see the answers! I can't play because I'll Google Cheat. I won't be able to help myself from refraining (curious minds have to know!). :)
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