I hope this finds you well and not a saddened Panthers fan.
If so, this should cheer you: Enter Life by Chocolate's ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY GIVEAWAY! Submit early. Submit often, but deadline is this Wednesday, 2/10, 12 midnight.
Rules:
Follow Life by Chocolate. Create a funny hateful Valentine's message in up to 50 words. Post as a comment or, if you'd rather, email me at Rawknrobyn@aol.com.
I've received some wonderfully hilarious entries already.
I'll put all of your contributions up for a vote before week's end. You will vote. I will make the deciding vote, if needed. The winner will receive a very sweet package in the mail.
Good luck!
I wouldn't know how to write a pro-Valentine's Day message, let alone an anti one! Is that a picture of Ivana Trump? I bet she's received a few bad ones!
ReplyDeleteYes, that's Ivana. Good on her for making that break.
DeleteI hope to read the entries. :D
ReplyDeleteI'll put my thinking cap on...
ReplyDeleteSadly I'm not as creative as you guys are but I'm looking forward to seeing what everyone comes up with!
ReplyDeleteOh stop. I see your creativity all over your blog. But if you didn't have your sweetheart, and great love story, you'd likely be more inspired. It's all good, JoJo. Happy hearts time to ya, and please come back to vote.
DeleteI think someone needs to write a poem to Cam Newton. He was a grumpy cat last night:
ReplyDeletePoor Cam you got sacked
in the process your shoulder looked jacked
I'm sorry that your team got beat
and you walked off the field in defeat
at least your team made it to the big game
my team, the Giants didn't, how very lame
no Super Bowl ring for your Valentine this year
only chocolates, flowers, and some salty tears
maybe this will humble your arrogant ass
remember this too shall pass
BRAVO! I love it, Elsie.
DeleteThank you for entering. Oh no, I didn't do a word count. We won't worry about that right now.
Cheers!
I think Elsie has already won!
ReplyDeleteThis is as good as it gets this week. I must have hit my head on the ice a few times too many. It's meant for Martha.
ReplyDeleteGood Riddance Valentine
Oh, how I hate thee so
You’re like a dung beetle
In clean white snow
Your voice sets me a wailin’
With a shriek like Sarah Palin
With hatred I get my fill
From your breath of old roadkill
And with this final word
I flush thee like a turd
Haha. Good riddance, Martha! Woohoo. Thank you, Jono. She's flushed.
DeleteI really chuckled at Elsie's post for Cam Newton, poor guy! He didn't take defeat very well.
ReplyDeleteIs he the one who was actually crying at the end of the game? I caught a glimpse of a close up on one of the Panthers, nearly shedding tears. I couldn't help but laugh. It's just a little game, guys. Elsie's entry is a hoot.
DeleteSo far I'd vote for Elsie.
ReplyDeleteOn this loving day
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but we're through
With myself I'd rather play
While I search for someone new
Some advice you have earned,
So here it is in full
Your skin would not be burned,
If you hadn't rode that bull.
Great one, Pat. Thank you!
DeleteAs Valentines approaches
ReplyDeleteI wonder what I'll see.
Probably stern reproaches.
Because the only one who comes?
Is me.
"It's Valentines Day. I'll ignore it if you will."
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious and sounds like fun... and I can only imagine what these funny hateful messages will be. Me? I'm trying really hard to not be funny hateful right now. We'll see if I stick to it.
ReplyDeleteWell if I had San Geraldo's Valentine, I wouldn't be funnily hateful either, Mitchell. ;)
DeleteIt came in a big box with a small note that read, "This is what I would have given you, if you had only let me." I opened the box to find a globe. (Thankfully, this was in the mid-80s and the globe was soon out-of-date)
ReplyDeleteShe was a bit histrionic, I take it?
DeleteOK, here's my entry. Not especially funny, I'm afraid, but I gave it a go. :)
ReplyDeleteValentine's Day Veto
Some are stressed,
trying to prove their love,
to pass some unwritten test.
Those who are alone are made to feel
that their lives are somehow less.
Don't bring me any roses,
no heart-shaped chocolates or jewels.
Valentine’s Day is nothing but
a made-up day for fools.
Excellent. Thank you, Connie.
DeleteI was cheering for the Panthers, but I'm fine. I am a Steeler fan and had my cry a few weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're okay, Elizabeth. That's not your entry, is it?
DeleteI love that you're sending something sweet in the mail. Alas, it won't be to me as I can't think of anything funny. I think I might have broken my funny somewhere. I still appreciate funny, but am having trouble creating it. As for Valentine's Day... just another day, my friend, just another day.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for Lupercalia to come back so I can run naked down the road.
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