Sunday, October 4, 2015
Reasons for Celibacy #351 through 357: Pickles vs Bananas?
Ah, celibacy and freedom. Freedom and celibacy. There are so many reasons to continue this sex-less lifestyle. And now onto Reasons # 351 through 357. Please enjoy, and have a stellar new week.
LIBERALS NEED NOT SEND A MESSAGE CAUSE I WILL BLOCK YOU…Thank goodness!...NO HIPPIES EITHER OF FAT GIRLS...No? How about hippies of skinny guys like Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, or Quagmire? Giggity giggity!
hopless romantic looking for love
Hopless? You walk with a limp? You’re allergic to beer? Or is scooting more your thing?
My spoon is too big!!!
Sorry, babe, but that doesn’t make up for an extra small egg-beater.
Are pickles a vegetable?
I don’t know, but they work better than bananas.
I'M a very good skateboarder
Now, that’s what I’m looking for in a man over 40!
Hear I am
Um? I sea that.
Squirters are fun if tasteful
Sweetie, let me break it down for you like this: It’s never tasteful.
Keep a smile, my friends!