Friday, October 30, 2015

Candy Porn: Halloween Erotica Climax

Tasty treats to you and have a safe, fun Halloween!

34 comments:

  1. And a sweet and happy Halloween to you too.

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  2. Happy Halloween Robyn!!!!! Are we going to get the last chapter in the 'dropped mahtzoh ball' story?

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    1. Yes. Thank you for requesting more on George, JoJo. I shall kick his tuchas back here in the coming week or so.

      Happy Halloween.

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  3. haha that is quite the high. Just don't go breaking any pieces off that kit kat bar

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  4. Wicked cool, Robyn! And bonus points for working Hot Tamales into the poem.

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    1. Of course, Alex. I added that for you and Mini.
      Happy Halloween!

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  5. More fun here and I love the candy erotica. Happy Halloween!

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  6. I love candy porn. You've topped yourself - I'm just handing you the whole bag of chocolates. You deserve them. Enjoy

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  7. Great candy porn. I really like that picture of you and me in the corner. It makes me look younger and you never change.

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    1. Thanks, Jono. I think it's a realistic depiction of you. And just some minor photoshopping lifts my breasts a bit (off of the floor).

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  8. Your poem is an excellent Halloween treat. I am thinking of writing a poem about voltaic piles. We are different, you and I, but I sure like your work.

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  9. I had a comment but it's really naughty so I'll behave! I just love your mind. It's so much like mine!! Lol. XX

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    1. Behave at my blog, Barb? Nonsense! Plus, we're like soul-blog-sisters. xo

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  10. Like I needed MORE incentive to eat candy this time of year. Hope your Halloween was full of screams, the naughty kind that is.

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    1. I know, right. I dropped off a surprise bag of all the Warheads (sour sh*t) I'd had left with my neighbors. Funny that the one group of kids that came by said "I love warheads."

      And I did have quite a remarkable Halloween. I will have to write about it sometime. Hope yours was even naughtier.

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  11. You are so clever, Robyn. :) Hope you had a nice weekend.

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  12. And to think the only sugar high I've been getting is from the candy I've been swiping from my kid's bags. I'd much prefer candy porn. Hope you had a lovely Halloween!

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    1. Candy Swiper!! Me too...he he. :)

      Hi Robyn. I'm just here for a visit and to say howdy. :)

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  13. I love that you can maintain that bikini figure even after eating all that candy :)

    Hope you are well, my friend!

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  14. Brava Robyn! I wonder if a nutty cream-crammed Bun bar could also be worked into the, ahem, smorgasbord?

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    1. Haha. Thanks, Margaret! I've not heard of nor seen a nutty cream-crammed bun bar. I admit, I'm a lot less experienced with these things as I come across on my blog. Yet said nutty cream-crammed Bun bar most assuredly belongs in my mix of, ahem, treats and tricks. ;-)

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  15. Hey Robyn!

    I do understand you've been anxiously waiting for my comment. Relax, my lovely young friend, your wait is over :)

    Candy can be handy and aint that dandy. Nicely done, you had some fun. Tootsie Roll and a creamy stroll past the Butterfinger that makes one linger..

    Gary, on his way to Mars....x

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  16. Hehehe I love these poems. They're so cleverly done. ;-)

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  17. Wow, Robyn, I would never have believed a nice Jewish girl could write such stuff! Now I'm going to imagine what "give and give" means. Are you always ready for more?

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  18. Wow! Those are pretty steamy photos of you -- no photoshop needed! And I hope you get another Musketeer to chew on soon. With an extra big musket.

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  19. Oh...chocolate never sounded so good.

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  20. Lol. Your creativity astounds me. I hope you had a fun Halloween!

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