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Sunday, October 18, 2015

Halloween Erotica, the Original

Halloween started all this poetic erotica madness. I never intended on it, really. I was foggy-eyed* one morning and I set out to write an innocent Halloween poem. As I scrawled notes, though, I realized that my thoughts and words were creating saliva and other sinister sensations. So it began. This one's loosely based on the original original. Enjoy this original one too. Be well. Be safe. Have a sweet week.

*I don't know what this means, but I'm good for loads of unintentional innuendos when foggy-eyed.


Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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54 comments:

  1. Elephant's ChildOctober 18, 2015 at 10:59 PM

    Going by your definition, I am ALWAYS foggy eyed.
    Love, as always your salacious way with words.

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  2. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!October 19, 2015 at 3:31 AM

    Candy Corn screams out my name too. I love and fear it just the same. Ah, now I can put an erotic twist on it. Thank you.

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  3. Vanessa MorganOctober 19, 2015 at 4:08 AM

    Are you sure the innuendos were unintentional? :-)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 8:12 AM

      When I started catching on to them, Vanessa, I went full throttle. Smiles.

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  4. PickleopeOctober 19, 2015 at 4:21 AM

    But can you make the Creature from the Black Lagoon or the Chupacabra sexy?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 8:13 AM

      I tell you, Pickleope, once you go Creature from the Lagoon of Black, well, you know the rest. And Chupacabra can bite me anytime. PS What's the Chupacabra?

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  5. AnonymousOctober 19, 2015 at 4:44 AM

    How do you maintain such a fantastic figure and still eat all that Halloween candy? :)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 8:14 AM

      The formula goes like this: One long weiner, a handful of sweets, then 50 abs, then repeat. It works very well, Elsie, as you can see.

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    2. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 10:11 AM

      weiner, wiener? potato, potatoe?

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    3. The Happy WhiskOctober 27, 2015 at 9:10 AM

      Hahaha, on the weiner, wiener thing.

      Well done, poem.

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  6. JoJoOctober 19, 2015 at 4:46 AM

    Love it!!!!!! Geez that reminds me: I need to buy candy.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 10:38 AM

      BOYCOTT HERSHEY's, JoJo. I've gotta do my annual fair trade chocolate/candy post.

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  7. Alex J. CavanaughOctober 19, 2015 at 4:54 AM

    Now chewing but I'll take licking.

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  8. stephen HayesOctober 19, 2015 at 5:51 AM

    Your harvest fix sounds enticing.

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  9. Debra She Who SeeksOctober 19, 2015 at 6:25 AM

    I like re-reading the classics!

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  10. Pat HattOctober 19, 2015 at 6:30 AM

    Candy never had it so good. I wouldn't mind that candy fix,.

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  11. RuthOctober 19, 2015 at 6:33 AM

    I will never think of trick or treat the same way.

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  12. L. Diane WolfeOctober 19, 2015 at 6:43 AM

    LOL - I love it. Are you reveling in the fact your Almond Joy has nuts?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 10:47 AM

      Yes, and I need to drip hot fudge onto my Big Hunk, Diane.

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  13. CWMartinOctober 19, 2015 at 7:41 AM

    I think you'd be great fun at a halloween party- if you didn't kill me too soon...

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 10:52 AM

      No worries, CW. I'd wait til a full moon. *Insert evil laughter.*

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  14. JoanneOctober 19, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    candy corn screams......love it. You harvested another winning poem

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  15. A Beer for the ShowerOctober 19, 2015 at 8:58 AM

    You had me until candy corn, the most horrifying of foods. It looks like it's going to taste great, but then it's just awful. OooooOOOOooooOOOOooo.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 10:59 AM

      Well, it is purely overly sweet, BnB. Still, after decades of eating candy corns, I try to detect different flavors in the orange vs yellow vs white. What pisses me off is that I never can. Damn the candy corn!

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  16. holliOctober 19, 2015 at 10:46 AM

    Great poem!!! I love Halloween but not a fan of candy corn.

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  17. BirgitOctober 19, 2015 at 12:46 PM

    Candy corn-blecchhh. Love the black dress you are in:) This poem is great but it reminded me of my first year in University when I was dressed as a Witch (you know..normal) and I met up with a guy who was dressed up like death. We hit it off and we chose to meet. Oh boy, I met him...can we say "where's the exit?" He was ...not what i was expecting-sorry but yes he looked like a little elf without the make-up and then he followed me like a little puppy...everywhere. He would meet me outside of my class. I finally had to duck and run for a month before he got the hint...poor little elf

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 1:03 PM

      Some people look better dressed as death. Right? So sorry, girlfriend.

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  18. Gorilla BananasOctober 19, 2015 at 2:11 PM

    My favourite shrew! What a wonderful title that would be for another poem, or even a novel. This Halloween, I will lick and chew something in your honour, Robyn. Possibly a marshmallow, possibly something else. ;)

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  19. JonoOctober 19, 2015 at 2:17 PM

    How sweet! Would you like some candy little girl?

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  20. Geo.October 19, 2015 at 3:11 PM

    Oh elusive meaning. I don't know if I prefer the subtlety of "unintentional innuendos" or intentional out-you-windows but always draw the line at pane.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 9:51 PM

      You're a wise one, Geo. Out-you-windows are risky too, but nobody wants pane.

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  21. sageOctober 19, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    What is it with candy corn. I don't really like the stuff but can't stay away from it either.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 19, 2015 at 9:52 PM

      They scream out your name. Don't they, Sage? Damn candy corns.

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  22. Denise Covey October 19, 2015 at 8:54 PM

    This stuff is addictive!

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  23. Rhonda AlbomOctober 20, 2015 at 12:01 AM

    the original is awesome, but I think you have perfected your craft over the year.

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  24. MarthaOctober 20, 2015 at 1:19 PM

    And who wouldn't want to hook up with a zombie freak? They're so loveable. :) I'm going to have to skip the candy corn, though. It's all yours!

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  25. MunirGhiasuddinOctober 20, 2015 at 1:32 PM

    Nice poem to go with the treats.
    The treats are very interesting specially the Sandwich with that tongue.

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  26. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 20, 2015 at 2:13 PM

    I'm sensing a great amount of hatred for candy corn. It's about time we have a new and different standard Halloween treat - something dark and chewy...Excuse me while I write another erotica poem.

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    1. Misha GerrickOctober 23, 2015 at 5:13 AM

      I have no idea what candy corn tastes like. Enjoyed the poem, though. ;-)

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  27. BushmanOctober 20, 2015 at 2:43 PM

    Giggity!

    Love it.

    Do you know why witches can't get pregnant?
    Their husbands have hollow weenies!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 20, 2015 at 8:42 PM

      You made me laugh past the 10 on the laugh-o-meter, Jeff. Thank you.
      PS Good to see you, too.

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  28. Moving with MitchellOctober 21, 2015 at 4:31 AM

    Ooo, I want a sinister snack!

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  29. klahanieOctober 21, 2015 at 2:36 PM

    Hey Robyn,

    Ah yes, innuendo alert, courtesy of Robyn! Must check out my wee folks because this time of the year they do some serious Goblin....

    Yes, I'm outta' here....

    Gary :)
    x

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  30. mail4roseyOctober 23, 2015 at 6:45 AM

    You're all buffed out up there girly. And did you really start out to write something innocent (I ask ever so innocently)? :)

    Here to say hello! :)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 23, 2015 at 7:52 AM

      Probably not, Rosey. You know me too well.
      Hi backatcha. Stay empowered, my friend. Take care of you.

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  31. Theresa MahoneyOctober 23, 2015 at 9:17 PM

    I'll stick with licking and chewing tootsie rolls over candy corn ;) Another fun erotica poem, Robyn! Hope you have a delicious Halloween!

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  32. Indah Nuria SavitriOctober 25, 2015 at 3:50 PM

    I don't know much about poetry but your sounds pretty awesome...happy halloween et cheers from NYC :)

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  33. ConnieOctober 26, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Ha! Another erotic winner! Happy Halloween, Robyn! :)

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  34. BBOctober 29, 2015 at 4:03 PM

    Haha...love it!!

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    2. CWMartinNovember 2, 2015 at 4:08 PM

      Oh, that was good!

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  36. Baby SisterNovember 18, 2015 at 10:36 PM

    I love the term foggy-eyed! It's perfect. I love it almost as much as I hate candy corn, which is a lot. :p

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