Hi! I hope this finds you well and ready for some perplexing internet dating ad bites, served with my usual italicized commentary. Note: these are actual dating ads lifted from some of the most popular internet dating sites. As much as I may be tempted to change or correct the wording, I never do. I simply abbreviate these reasons why a straight, single gal like me is smart to choose celibacy. Enjoy.
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