- You must be a citizen (follower) of Life by Chocolate.
- Vote only once and for only one candidate. You may vote for your own.
- If you vote for someone who submitted multiple entries, please specify which one you're voting for. They're numbered.
- Submit ballots to the comments section.
- Polls will close at day's end, 12 midnight PST Wed-Thurs.
- In the event of a tie, Russian Councilmember Natashastrovaliosovofokosky Bereiashnavariokolovovich will decide on the winner - with my input. Bribes happily accepted but are not guaranteed to alter the results.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In random order, here's your ballot:
Oh ain't that just ducky?
If things go my way
I just might get lucky.
It's Valentines! I will...
buy some chocolates, buy some flowers
and a little blue pill
to give me four hours.
Oxygen mask yanked off again
Mom’s not loving me
As I place it back on.
Champagne and strawberries...
Death by chocolate...
I wanted a heart, but I got a duck!
Cupid is stupid,
My boyfriend is gay.
I went to bed a brunette,
And woke up gray.
Violets are blue
Chocolate makes you fat
I'll eat the chocolate
and you can have the flowers.
Two requirements you must meet.
Chocolate and a lady friend,
Damn! I have no lady, where to begin?
make Valentine's Day fun,
but if you're alone,
all you REALLY want
is the day
over and done.
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*Sorry, the following exceed 20 words and are disqualified. Blame it on the Russian judges.
Instead of telling you how special you are in my own words, I found a greeting card while at the grocery store buying ham. Luckily they describe exactly how I feel about you, and I got a great price on the ham.
If you round down that could be 20.
klahanie said...Anti-Valentine's Day. Such a day. Romance at play. I don't really care. It's only fair. My fake smile, sunny. Just give me your money.
Pat Hatt said...Chocolate, flowers and stuffed bears, oh my! One makes you fat, one wilts on your mat and the other is covered in rat scat.