Saturday, October 29, 2011

Halloween Erotica

The Saturday Centus, hosted by Jenny Matlock, challenges us to write a piece within 100 words. This week's prompt is dark blackness or black darkness, depending upon your perspective. Sorry I can't post it -blogger doesn't like my images- so shut your eyes and you'll get the non-picture. Enjoy, and visit the other offerings here. Have a spooky, safe Halloween weekend!

OOPS, I NOW REALIZE I [UNINTENTIONALLY] BROKE THE RULES. WE ONLY HAD 25 WORDS THIS WEEK. YIKES. SORRY. I SHOULD'VE ENDED THIS AT "GIVE", but then none of us would've gotten hot.
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HALLOWEEN EROTICA

Bite me.

You suck.

Sweep me away.

No treats, just tricks for you today.

 Fill my bag with all you've got

It's what you give that makes me hot.

You scare.

You creep.

You're ugly too.

My zombie freak,

My favorite shrew.

I love and fear you just the same. 

Your candy corns scream out my name.

Now hide your face beneath a mask.

Let's nail down this dreaded task

And score and score until the dawn

We'll lick and chew til candy's gone.

46 comments:

  1. Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
    LOL
    Blessings, Joanne

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  2. Oh yes yes YES!

    I LOVE IT!

    *sigh*

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  3. Whoa! Or shall I say oh wow! I brought the hubs a chocolate candy bar with jalapeno pepper in it and I think this described the feeling he got from eating the candy bar! Hee hee!~Ames

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  4. Robyn, I have a sudden urge for something...

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  5. Oh my, um, well, I'm a bit flustered myself. I LOVE YOU all and your comments! I'm laughing a lot right now as I catch a bit of fresh air myself.

    Phew, I tell ya, celibacy affects a gal in frightening ways.

    Ames, those chocolates with peppers are THE BEST. Is it Lindt? That's my favorite.

    Happy, happy Halloween!
    xoRobyn

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  6. Way to rock the prompt, Robyn!

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  7. Melted in my pants--not in my hands!!! WOW!!!!

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  8. Ahem. Need a cold shower now. And a bag of candy corn.

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  9. Goodness gracious.

    This was a bit...stirring...

    ;)

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  10. haha...I was looking for a tasteful comment to make...but then I read YOUR comment...so, guess I needn't say more... LOL. ODing on Halloween candy muddles the brain...

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  11. OMG! Arousing is just not the word! You are sooooo HOT! Does this post come with melted chocolate???

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  12. Because of your hot poem I can set aside my Viagra, for awhile!

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  13. omg, hot hot hot .... Robyn this post was so much fun!

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  14. Love it. I really enjoyed this one. Great work.

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  15. "My favourite shrew" is something I'm going to have to steal, Robyn. It's the perfect first line for so much of my correspondence.

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  16. Dear Robyn,
    Clever and fun Halloween-poem for grown-ups!

    After clicking to your page, I was so inspired, that I just had to cut myself a piece of chocolate fudge! Yummy! Whenever I think of chocolate, I think of you and your blog!

    Thanks for visiting my post.

    Happy Halloween!

    With hugs from,
    Anna
    oxox

    For the benefit of other readers:
    Anna's SC wk 78 'A Study in Black'

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  17. Rules are made to be broken – thanks for the hot Halloween treat!

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  18. LOL MORE chocolate...yes pleaseeeeee.
    What a fun read :)

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  19. I love this so much, nice writing as always Robyn, your blogs are excellent.

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  20. I was expecting any kind of picture :D

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  21. You rock...now that's said in a good way, ok!!...Double entendre that gave the hots but for some chocolate. ;)

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  22. No need to be tasteful at Life by Chocolate, anita.

    Judie, steaming hot chocolate for you, dear.

    Stephen, tell your wife I said "You're welcome."

    Draven, thanks so much. Good to see you here.

    Thank you all.

    Hope your bag fills with all the best stuff. Take this as you like.

    Happy Halloween!
    xoRobyn

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  23. Nope, there is NO way this could have been said with 25 words! You gave me several laughs with this piece. Thanks! laurie @
    http://dealingwithmyinnercritic.blogspot.com/

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  24. Christopher Moore has written a trilogy of vampire novels, two of which are titled Bite Me and You Suck. Anyway, this made me laugh, "oopsie" on the rules or no!

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  25. Caught me with "erotica."
    Kept me with "candy."
    Yeah, sadly, I'm that easy.

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  26. You are one crazy gal...

    I am off sugar now, so the only thing I suck is...well...too perverted to print...

    love ya sister from another mister!

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  27. Jaq, I don't read vampire books or their titles so I'm just wanting to be clear that I didn't steal from him. (Not that you're insinuating that.) I guess weird minds think alike.

    Al, I know you're easy. I mean, I don't "know" in the biblical sense. And I don't mean easy in the sexual sense, though I imagine you are. Not that I fantasize about you...oy vey. Why did you get me started?!

    love ya all.
    xoRobyn

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  28. You've made me melt. :-)

    Pearl

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  29. Uh ... my chocolate just melted - Thanks a lot!!! Good job of weaving all those Halloweenie words!! W.C.C.

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  30. I will be sure to have lots of chocolate if I'm expecting you to come trick or treating at my door. ;-)

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  31. My LAND! This was awesome. I think I need a minute alone now. 'Scuse me...

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  32. In my younger days, I used to be easy. Oh, who am I kidding?
    Nowadays, a stiff wind starts the countdown sequence.
    But, I usually fall asleep quicker.

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  33. Thanks for another laugh, Al. You never fail. (I bet your wife tells you that all the time.)

    Thanks, friends. Enjoy the hot, sweet stuff. ;-)

    xoRobyn

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  34. Chocolerotica? Very hilarious Robyn. Loved it!

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  35. Hi Robyn,
    Come back and take a look at my photos, if/when you have the time.
    Best wishes,
    Anna
    Anna's SC wk 78 'A Study in Black'

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  36. I need a candy corn fix stat! Why didn't I see this earlier...What if the stores are sold out? John McElveen said it best! Julie

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  37. I love it, Robyn. I will never look at Halloween the same again. You are too funny. And your imagination is too cool. :)

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  38. LOL!! You are so funny....and yet so incorrigible! You crack me up, lady. Luv ya!

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  39. Yikes. Never do that do a woman in menopause. I was already having a hot flash before you started!!!!!



    This was great!

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