Sunday, November 4, 2012
REASONS FOR CELIBACY, #201-208
from Google images
Hi there! Lifted directly from popular on-line dating sites, and embellished by my italicized snark, I now present reasons 201 through 208 for [not just me but] any straight, single woman to choose celibacy. Excepting the last two, these are all internet dating ad headlines. Please enjoy...
REASON #201: I'm distrustful of gnomes.
I’m distrustful of men who are distrustful of gnomes.
REASON #202: Headline Shmedline
REASON #203: No
"No"? That’s your headline? I can’t think of a weirder way to promote yourself. Wait, here’s one:
REASON #204: Man bites dog
Upon further research, I see that this is a movie title. Still, it’s a weird personal ad headline!
REASON #205: Headline
You’re not a creative type, I take it.
This one I'm not touching:
REASON #206: I'm a Clyde looking for my Boney
REASON #207: I,m well grounded
And so is your apostrophe.
REASON #208: For the last year I lived on a yatch, and I lopve it.
Curiously, I posted this one over a year ago. But I see you’ve grown to lopve your yatch since then. Glad someone does.