Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
"Sue!" cried the Counsel, tasting money and fame.
"The wall was built long ago. Our state is to blame:
Construction malfunction! I'm quite the sharp tack.
I just wish I could bring our poor Eggy back."
The entire town wept over Hump's inner goo.
But grief turned to distrust when the vestiges grew.
Mr. Bacon climbed up to the top of the wall
and found a huge keg whence Dump took a fall.
He sniffed and he licked but the beer was all gone.
With yolk 'round the rim, the evidence was strong.
"Looks like we've been had," he relayed to them all,
"by an imbalanced egg that fell off the wall!"