Thursday, March 15, 2012

Starring YOU!

Not to brag, but I have the funniest followers in the blogosphere. The proof follows. Inspired by Mr. Jr. Collage (see #174 in the last post), I've compiled a collage of some of your comments from the last 10 days. Forgive me for taking your words out of context and shaving them down a bit. It seemed to make for an even more humorous read. Still, you're natural comedians. Thank you for always making me laugh. I hope you enjoy...And sorry if your comments are missing. It would've been too long to include all of them, but I'll likely do this again. It was too much fun not to.
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Beth I’ve saved a few choice (loving) letters from my kids. “Dear Mom,I’m sorry I told {insert brother’s name} to piss up a flagpole.”Author – age 8. He didn’t learn that expression at home – it was the first time I’d ever heard it – and was somewhat impressed.

Alex J. Cavanaugh He'd make the perfect senator.
Al Penwasser I DO need a topic for 'H' during the A-Z Challenge. You think the world is ready for "hemorrhoids"? Err, the story, not the anal affliction....Art. I'd like to meet him. I hear he does good work.

Ruth Maybe he's gonna make somethin' purty.
Johanna Garth ‘Look at Joan Rivers' Bahaha!

Anthony J. Langford Whenever I see joan Rivers, i think, she looks pretty good for 133..pity she can't smile though.

julie fedderson The threat of being stabbed with a pencil seems to be a powerful motivator.

Stephen Hayes I'm sure you did the best that you could with this pre-Mensa marvel.

Pat Hatt Just shove a sock in his mouth and be done with him.Rek I have love notes from 6th grade (11-12 yrs)...One of them had written among other things..."very neat, always wears Iron clothes."

David Macaulay I'm closer to getting further than before.

Teri Vonn Joan Rivers is no longer original. She is a clone made from bionic play dough.

Chuck I laughed until lasagna came out my nose...do you now hard you have to laugh for THAT to happen!
Amanda I love Killer Klowns From Outer Space!

Donna Hole I hear ya girl

Jeremy Bates Ho Ho! If these are actually real, they'd have a better chance of hooking up with a Nigerian scammer than anyone in their local area. The English is about the same.

Stephen Hayes When I was dating my wife I invited her upstairs to see my etching collection. She got mad when I showed them to her. 


Empty Nest Insider I don't know why you haven't found a cocoa plant grower yet!Joanne I say the unemployed pot grower shows potential.
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*     Annalisa Crawford er, yeah - there's a lot going on in his world, isn't there? faraways Maybe these guys should date the Nigerian scammers.

*       Beth After reading these, batteries for something other than a flashlight would seem quite appropriate.
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    John McElveen MSOMN!!! Thanks Robyn, Milk Shot out of My Nose all over my Keyboard! 

    Sarah Is it me or are they hard to understand because they don't realize they don't make much sense?
  
Susan Flett Swiderski Oh Lord, do you think they represent the BEST these guys have to offer?

*      The Frisky Virgin And this is why I'm still a single v-card holder. Seriously, those are the types that seem to cross my path. The "live me, everything about me" guy...yeah, there was one guy who used "me" and "I" so much, I knew there was no room for a woman in his life--he was too much about himself.

*      Melissa Bradley I think all together they have one half of a functioning brain.

Al Penwasser A few thousand years in Purgatory for me, for sure.
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P.S. I'm going to be away for a little while. It's related to my nephew's doing the unthinkable; he's turning 5. I first met him when he was 3 months old, asleep in my arms, on my wedding day. (At least one of us was smart enough to sleep through it.) Now he loves life too much to spend any time napping. So I expect to be frenzied for several days, then hopping on back here around Tuesday. Be well, happy St. Patrick's day, and have a great weekend!

32 comments:

  1. Of course I will have a happy day for that's when I became a saint..LOL...such fun seeing all the comments too.

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  2. Funny stuff!
    Have fun with your nephew. Time flies, especially with the kiddos.

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  3. Thank you for kindly mentioning me in your blog. Usually when my name is mentioned it's in a lawsuit, traffic stop or taken in vain.

    Have a blast with the nephew. Popeye always did.

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  4. Those were great! Think the batteries one wins.
    Have an awesome time with your nephew.

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  5. It's great to be included on your list. Have fun with your nephew.

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  6. Enjoy your time together - it goes so fast so take advantage of EVERY MINUTE!!! W.C.C.

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  7. Thanks for including me...Have an awesome time with your Nephew!
    Blessings, Joanne

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  8. Have a great time with your nephew, Robyn. Pinch his cheeks for me if he'll let you!

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  9. Almost peed my pants...

    Oh, sorry, I don't have any pants on...

    but you knew that!

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  10. I love the idea of putting all of these comments together, all of them are funny especially Al's, it's almost envy inducing how hilarious the guy is! Have fun at that birthday too Robyn, hope your nephew has a great time.

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  11. Knew I should have bought that battery stock! You are a clever gal.Go play with your best buddy and deny everything when questioned.

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  12. We’re inspired by you – your posts, your humour!

    (Happy 5th Birthday to your nephew! Enjoy your quality time together - may there be lots of love, laughter, giggles and childish behaviour involved…)

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  13. Aw, thank you all. I really appreciate your support, ongoing cheer and battery references.

    I'll give Jeremy your b-day wishes too. (He's a bit confused about turning 4 and 4 quarters. I don't know how to explain that one, except with lots of chocolate cake.)

    Be well, enjoy the weekend and I'll see you back here soon.

    xoRobyn

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  14. Have a great time! and woohoo, I got a shout out ;)

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  15. These are great!
    They made me pass lasagna through my nose.
    Enjoy the next few days!

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  16. "Pat Hatt Just shove a sock in his mouth and be done with him"
    Who is this Pat Hatt?
    I must meet him, and that is that.
    ;)
    Great post, Robyn. Happy birthday to your nephew, and Happy St. Pat's, my dear!
    oxo-Dawn

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  17. Creative post Robyn, I enjoyed it a lot...thanks for including me!

    Have good times with your 5-year old tornado, hey dress him in green and take him out as a leprechaun! Great idea.

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  18. all these are really great and funny!

    wishing a wonderful time with your nephew.

    big hugs!

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  19. Aw, I got a mention - thank you!

    Have a great time with your nephew - 5 is a great age.

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  20. Robyn, I LOVE this blog post. This is brilliant. I laughed really hard. Love love love :0) xo

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  21. Fantastic collection, I am honoured but I was just repeating words written by a brilliant mind.
    Have a good time with your nephew.
    Enjoy the week ahead.

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  22. Haha - that's a good idea... and some classics in there..glad to have been part of it..

    :)

    xo

    ps have fun!

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  23. I'm very proud to be one of your followers. I think you provide a wonderful place where we can all laugh, cry and be our crazy selves. I thank you. :)

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  24. Those are all funny, some of them are hilarious! Hope you are having fun!

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  25. Heeehehehe, ya just might have the funniest commentators...these were a riot girl!

    Have a grand time with that nephew of yours!!!

    Have a blessed week sweetie!!! :o)

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  26. You are truly one of a Kind and that's why we Love ya so much!

    LYMI!

    Milk is all dry now!

    J

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  27. Thank you, all, dear blog friends.

    I'm back but fighting a nasty cough-cold. Hope it hasn't hit you too. I'll see you when I'm recharged.

    xoRobyn

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  28. This was such a clever idea to compile all of these comments together! Your posts do bring out the best in everyone! Thanks for including me, and I'm sorry that I didn't see this earlier. Next time please send me a virtual slap to wake me up, so I don't miss out on all of the fun! Feel better, and hope you had a blast with your nephew! Julie

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  29. Happy Hump Day Robyn he he

    You are just the sweetest to come by new, silly lil blog!

    Oh to be 5 again! Hope you have a wonderful time!

    Lots of love
    gi gi

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  30. Bahaha. That was hilarious and awesome. The Joan Rivers not being an original comment was one of my favorites.

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