Starring YOU!

Not to brag, but I have the funniest followers in the blogosphere. The proof follows. Inspired by Mr. Jr. Collage (see #174 in the last post), I've compiled a collage of some of your comments from the last 10 days. Forgive me for taking your words out of context and shaving them down a bit. It seemed to make for an even more humorous read. Still, you're natural comedians. Thank you for always making me laugh. I hope you enjoy...And sorry if your comments are missing. It would've been too long to include all of them, but I'll likely do this again. It was too much fun not to.
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Beth I’ve saved a few choice (loving) letters from my kids. “Dear Mom,I’m sorry I told {insert brother’s name} to piss up a flagpole.”Author – age 8. He didn’t learn that expression at home – it was the first time I’d ever heard it – and was somewhat impressed.

Alex J. Cavanaugh He'd make the perfect senator.
Al Penwasser I DO need a topic for 'H' during the A-Z Challenge. You think the world is ready for "hemorrhoids"? Err, the story, not the anal affliction....Art. I'd like to meet him. I hear he does good work.

Ruth Maybe he's gonna make somethin' purty.

Johanna Garth ‘Look at Joan Rivers' Bahaha!

Anthony J. Langford Whenever I see joan Rivers, i think, she looks pretty good for 133..pity she can't smile though.

julie fedderson The threat of being stabbed with a pencil seems to be a powerful motivator.

Stephen Hayes I'm sure you did the best that you could with this pre-Mensa marvel.

Pat Hatt Just shove a sock in his mouth and be done with him.Rek I have love notes from 6th grade (11-12 yrs)...One of them had written among other things..."very neat, always wears Iron clothes."

David Macaulay I'm closer to getting further than before.

Teri Vonn Joan Rivers is no longer original. She is a clone made from bionic play dough.

Chuck I laughed until lasagna came out my nose...do you now hard you have to laugh for THAT to happen!

Amanda I love Killer Klowns From Outer Space!

Donna Hole I hear ya girl

Jeremy Bates Ho Ho! If these are actually real, they'd have a better chance of hooking up with a Nigerian scammer than anyone in their local area. The English is about the same.

Stephen Hayes When I was dating my wife I invited her upstairs to see my etching collection. She got mad when I showed them to her. 

Empty Nest Insider I don't know why you haven't found a cocoa plant grower yet!Joanne I say the unemployed pot grower shows potential.

       

    Annalisa Crawford er, yeah - there's a lot going on in his world, isn't there? faraways Maybe these guys should date the Nigerian scammers.

       Beth After reading these, batteries for something other than a flashlight would seem quite appropriate.

       
    John McElveen MSOMN!!! Thanks Robyn, Milk Shot out of My Nose all over my Keyboard! 

    Sarah Is it me or are they hard to understand because they don't realize they don't make much sense?

  
Susan Flett Swiderski Oh Lord, do you think they represent the BEST these guys have to offer?

      The Frisky Virgin And this is why I'm still a single v-card holder. Seriously, those are the types that seem to cross my path. The "live me, everything about me" guy...yeah, there was one guy who used "me" and "I" so much, I knew there was no room for a woman in his life--he was too much about himself.

      Melissa Bradley I think all together they have one half of a functioning brain.

Al Penwasser A few thousand years in Purgatory for me, for sure.

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P.S. I'm going to be away for a little while. It's related to my nephew's doing the unthinkable; he's turning 5. I first met him when he was 3 months old, asleep in my arms, on my wedding day. (At least one of us was smart enough to sleep through it.) Now he loves life too much to spend any time napping. So I expect to be frenzied for several days, then hopping on back here around Tuesday. Be well, happy St. Patrick's day, and have a great weekend!