It's that time.
You have one week from today to submit an anti-Valentine's message.
You'll vote for the winner. That winner will receive a very generous and sweet chocolaty package.
Rules:
- SELF LOVE is the theme.
- Message must be under 36 words.
- You need not keep it perfectly clean (we're here at Life by Chocolate, after-all).
- Entries may be submitted in the comments or, if you prefer, sent via email to Rawknrobyn at aol dot com.
- DUE by day's end, EST, FEB 12th.
Love yourself - in public, in private, first, last and always.
I seem to have The Dumb today, Robyn, and cannot brain. What does "*s as relevant in any *-able words" mean? For the life of me, I can't figure that one out.
ReplyDeleteYou're not alone...
DeleteI don't understand.
DeleteSorry. Maybe I'll re-word or just omit that.
DeleteSh*t, I meant that if you want to f*kn use words like that (which isn't ever an issue here), please don't spell the whole thing out. Use an asterisk.
Thank you for clarifying that I confused my peeps.
Ohhhhhhhhh, NOW I understand! Thanks!
DeleteNo prob. I just dropped that stuff out. You all never cross the line anyway, and yet you're playful and sassy, loving loyals. What more could I want? Besides a ....
DeleteI love me tender, love me true.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of you can get back in the line.
This brings me cheer.
DeleteThank you for your contribution, EC.
Always enjoy seeing the entries!
ReplyDeleteMe too, Alex.
DeleteIt makes V-Day that much more bearable.
Honey, please go take a hike.
ReplyDeleteMy hand I love, you I only kinda like.
Haha. Good one, Pat.
DeleteThank you.
I don't think I can do this. I heard more self-love talk last night than one needs in a lifetime (in the 15 minutes I was driving home and listening to the State of the Union address).
ReplyDeleteNo worries, Jeff, but do watch the fun. We always have a great time with these.
DeleteBe well.
I'll have to think about it first.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to your contribution, Diane.
DeleteThank you.
Ode to Batteries
ReplyDeleteRayovac, Duracell
Powered up they’ll ring the bell
Energizer, Eveready
Won’t even ask that you wear a teddy
Elizabeth! That's excellent.
DeleteI agree with Janie.
DeleteVery well played, Elizabeth.
Thank you.
I'm a pro, I'm the best
ReplyDeleteMy love for me is above the rest
See my selfies, hear me roar
stuff of legends, part of lore
Never alone in my bed
all the voices praise in my head
turn out the light
but wear a teddy (just kidding Elizabeth)
love,love,love me
I am ready
Very good!
DeleteI love this, especially the line to Elizabeth.
DeleteIt's supposed to be under 36 words though. It's not 2/12, yet, Joanne. Maybe cut out a bit of narcissism.
Thank you!
Self-love is my theme. Self-love is my dream. My psychiatrist and I scheme and decide it's hallucinogens I need to block the Valentine's screed. Bite me, Chocolate.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Very good, Janie. I especially like "Bite me, Chocolate."
DeleteLove,
Janie Doe
now, that is funny!
DeleteHaha. So good and silly.
DeleteI love you and your creations.
This sounds like a lot of fun, and a brilliant idea! Hugs, RO
ReplyDeleteThanks, RO. It's always fun.
DeleteFor some previous Valentine's Days I bought pretty nylon panties for myself, took selfies+videos wearing them, posted them on my blog+YouTube+Tweeted the links :D
ReplyDeleteP.S.: I enjoyed watching your video 'My Story is Yours Too.' | Robyn Engel - YouTube'
My blog: Full Brief Panties
My YouTube: misterpantybuns Channel
My Twitter: @Panty_Buns
Thanks so much for watching my video, Panty Buns. I love how you spent some Valentine's Days. Pretty nylon panties make for a great gift to oneself.
DeleteCheers.
I'll be back to read the entries--always good for a laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat's an interesting...um...dress? you're wearing in the photo. :)
It's not quite enough material to even dress Barbie, is it?
DeleteThanks, Connie.
Looking back on 11 years retirement, there are many jobs I hired that I used to do myself: tree-trimming, roofing, under-house plumbing --all within parameters of my pension. But love? Almost all who loved me never sent me a bill.
ReplyDelete(Sorry, 4 words over the limit)
Almost, huh? Do tell. Nah, some things are best kept private.
DeleteThanks for your entry, Geo.
Oh my...I'm anxious to read them; but whether I can come up with something remains to be seen........words and I don't have a good relationship...but making myself a note and may be back. Good luck to all.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
Great. Thanks. I'm so glad you came back and delivered too!
DeleteCheers, Sandy.
Looking into the mirror,
ReplyDeleteI'm as special as I can be, cause there's nobody quite like me........sucks to me you!
oophs typo sucks to be you is what it's suppose to say above.
ReplyDeleteNo worries. We get it.
DeleteYou made me laugh too.
Thank you, Sandy!
I love reading these! Happy Valentine's Day sweet Robyn!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's, dear heart!
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