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Sunday, October 30, 2016

The Candy Porn Climax~Halloween Erotica, and GIVEAWAY

Are you being nice and naughty, my friends? Keeping it safe?
I've a packed package of treats for you today. First, a new Halloween Erotica. 
Intermission - A loyal blog friend, Stephen Hayes, is hosting a GIVEAWAY.
The winning prize is this gorgeous painting that he created.
Stephen's a top-notch story teller and professional artist extraordinaire. He also visits and comments on my blog without fail. In other words, follow him here (if you didn't already).

Halloween inspired more erotica than I expected. So here's a second dose (this one, recycled) for your reading and experimental pleasure.


Happy Halloween.
Take care of yourselves, dear Sillies.

48 comments:

  1. A much better sugar high as plans for halloween await.

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  2. Thanks as always for adding spice to my holiday. And thanks also for adding my giveaway to your post. I really appreciate it.

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    1. My pleasure, Stephen.

      Thank you Pat and Stephen.

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  3. Stephen's painting is stunning.
    There is sooooo much talent in the blogosphere.
    Including here.

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    1. And in your corner too, EC.
      Yes, his painting is remarkably beautiful.
      Thank you.

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  4. Another fun, list of suggestive sweets to help us celebrate the holiday. You make me laugh, Robyn. :) Stephen's painting is amazing!

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    1. Thank you, Connie.
      Stephen's painting is brilliant, and it's very generous of him to give it away.

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  5. You look good in long blond hair, just sayin'...

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    1. That's very gentlemanly of you, CW. Most men don't notice my hair. ;-)

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  6. Have a great Halloween Robyn! XO

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  7. That's hilarious. Happy Halloween to you, too.

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    1. Thank you, Shoshanah. I tried to visit your blog, but I'm unable. It states that it's not available to new blogs. Just wanted to let you know. =)

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    2. How peculiar. I have a blog at Shoshanah.space. A new one. Was that the one?

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    1. Thank you, Alex. I suppose I have a lot of cravings.

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  9. There's always one line in your poems that makes me hoot and howl. This time it was 'Juicy Fruits of every flavor'. I'm trying to imagine you saying "I've got Juicy Fruits of every flavor". Could you say that, Robyn?

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    1. Would you reward me with a banana, GB? I'd be happy to. Wink.

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  10. LOL! That would be sugar explosion all right.

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  11. halloween brings out the best in your gooey innards. I'm trying to be nice today - Mondays do bring out the evil, however. Treats galore for you, Robyn - Happy Halloween

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  12. AaOOooooooo! You've riled up the werewolf in me! Now to find someone willing to experiment.

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  13. I'm always naughty, never nice.
    Before you visit me, you'd best think twice.
    I'm a wild queen astride her throne,
    Watch your grammar and make me groan.
    On Halloween, I stay at home.
    But I won't hand out candy.
    I want everything to be my own.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Damn that's good. And hot.
      When can we get married? I'm available any time, and a Hanukah wedding would be kinda neat. Or Thanksgiving.
      Love,
      Robyn

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  14. Wow, you've done it. You've made Charleston Chews somehow sexy. Bravo - you are a master at this!

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    1. Charleston Chews are pretty gross, aren't they?

      Thanks so much, BnB.

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  15. Oooohhhh, I think my chocolate is melting.

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  16. I will never look at Starbust in the same light (ha, that's punny too, right?). Happy Halloween (belated, I know). :)

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    1. Hi, Rosey.
      You're so cleverly punny. I like it.
      Happy week of Halloween to you. I'm eating way too much candy and too little chocolate. Smiles.

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  17. Did you just make sex fattening?!?

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    1. Oh no, I did. Didn't I? Well, it's worth the indulgence (hopefully).

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  18. I do love to suck on a tootsie roll but that could just be gross. just love your poetry....I now must munch down on a crunchie

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  19. Sucking is kinda gross, Birgit. Munching is a bit more dignified. Nah, just enjoy it - however you do it.

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  20. Aren't you just one Hot Tamale on a Tootsie Roll this week.

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  21. I hope you had a wonderful Halloween, Robyn. I did. I froze my rear end off, but it was worth it. :)

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    1. I had a fun Halloween, Elsie, but I got no trick or treaters. Even left a bag of candy on my door when I went out. No takers. What to do with all the leftovers? Hm...=)

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  22. It is a lovely painting isnt it?
    Hope youre well my dear.
    And may you continue to dream of Ding Dongs!

    :P

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