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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Candy Porn: Halloween Erotica II

Hi my dear Sillies,
Please enjoy Halloween Erotica II.
Be well. Be safe. Be naughty and nice.

43 comments:

  1. Oh my.
    A poem to heat the air, and fend off winter. Permanently.

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  2. Admirable safe sex message embedded in all the naughtiness, but what exactly did Mom teach? I didn't think Moms gave very specific instructions on what to devour, but what do I know?

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    1. The lessons were simple and basic: safety first. If it's not wrapped, don't eat, nibble, lick or blow on it.

      Truthfully, I got no direct messages at all. I just prioritize my own safety and lack of desire to be a mommy. What does a gorilla's mommy teach? I hope you don't mind my monopoly on bananas in times of need, GB.

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  3. Fine poem with a thoughtful hygienic message. Halloween sounds like a lot more fun in your town.

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    1. We like to keep things safe and naughty here, Geo. Wink.

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  4. haha wrappings are sure a must. Nibbling til next year sure is some lust

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    1. Lust and wrappings
      Make it work
      Chocolate is an added perk.

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  5. Hot stuff for a cool time of year! It might be the weather, but I feel a slight stiffness coming on.

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  6. Ha! Halloween must be very interesting in your neighborhood. :)

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  7. love it - hot and sticky! Happy Halloween week

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  8. I want to trick or treat at your house!!

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  9. I just isn't a fun holiday without your festive seasonal erotica.

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    1. Ah, I'm honored and flattered. Thank you, Stephen. I don't actually like this time of year, but doing and posting these makes things more fun for me too.

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  10. No candy bowl
    inside my door
    No need to trick,
    or cry for more
    this dish is empty
    the cupboard bare,
    but I know I left an
    all-day sucker 'round here somewhere...

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    1. All-day suckers are fairly good
      But lest I be misunderstood
      Dark, long ones are out of sight
      especially ones that last all-night.

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  11. When treats run out.
    I've something dandy.
    Ketchup packets.
    Nature's candy!

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    1. Hahaha Oh my, I can't top that. (<-That's what Bill Clinton said.)

      "Tricks and treats for you,"
      Monica told Bill stat,
      "'Cuz we know at home
      You don't hit that."

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  12. Oh dear. I think you melted my chocolate.

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    1. Mmm, hot fudge is divine. Enjoy it any way you choose, LD.

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    1. Thank you, Martha. Right now, I have the heater on and a comforter to keep my legs warm. Smiles.

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  14. What kind of costume do I need to trick-or-treat at your house? I volunteer to lick all the chocolate candy wrappers.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. That information, I can't publicize. Show up and we'll talk. Wink.

      Love,
      Robyn

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  15. Those types of candy are the best kind for sure. Love the different wrappers as well.

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    1. As long as the wrappers haven't expired, it's all good, Birgit.

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  16. Safe sex in (candy) porn. You are so responsible....and clever.

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  17. I think it got a little hot in here. :D
    Absolutely amazing.

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  18. Is it bad that I was distracted by Bernie? I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. He just has that white fluff of hair I find so...so...eye-catching! Love ya!

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    1. Back off girlfriend. J/K. Let's all be distracted by Bernie's fluff.
      Love ya!

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  19. You should send that to Bernie. Let him feel the love.

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    1. I should. Do you know that I actually not only shook Bernie's warm, compassionate, strong hand, but I shouted "I love you!" to him? Swear to the chocolate gods. He mouthed something back. This part, I can't guarantee, but I think he said "I love you too, Robyn Alana Engel."

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  20. Safety First! That's what I always tell me kids. It's not wrapped in the same context though (ha, that's punny, right?). :)

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    1. Haha. You're a punny lady, Rosey! I love it when I roll with puns unexpectedly. Those ones are the best.

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  21. Safety first, yet devour through the night. Are we talking eatable condoms? Chocolate flavoured perhaps?

    Happy Halloween!

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  22. Trick or treat now takes on a whole new meaning...

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