Welcome, My Sillies! Together we'll uncover morsels of sweetness in the light and dark. You'll crave chocolate. I'm a naughty influence. {Note: I avoid Hershey's but partake in regular fixes of fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy a ravenous sampling, and may you fast become addicted. Cheers to all things sweet. That, Dear Sillies, includes you.
Erupt, Explode and Expose! Wonderful word selection as always, Robyn, although it's interesting that 'Expose' is last. Might need a clean pair of pants! 'Tuck me in nice and tight' is a line your fans will be longing for you to recite. ;)
How can you defile my father's birthday this way? I see I'm still not on your list of favorite blogs. Just wait until you write another book, and then you'll be so glad you didn't include me.
I finally notice "A Paralyzing Pain" and read it. I've been there. Crawling on the floor because walking was too hard. No one ever asked if I was okay, no matter where I went.
44 and 11 percent? That's interesting mathematics. Is one full ear included in the Jewish portion? How about your entire...never mind. It's all good, and so are you, Jono.
Robyn's holidays are really hated by Puritans who deplore them for being X-rated. The rest of us prefer them to candy, especially when they make us randy.
Your rhyme's quite charming And not at all alarming So glad to have inspired A fun verse - as I've desired In addition to lots more And we shall see what's in store.
Alright, but only if you keep yer shamrock to yourself. And do kindly lock the bathroom door, Al. Geeze! You think we're all perverse voyeurs? It's just me.
Green DOES mean "go!" That might be my new Twitter bio. By the way, is Matt Damon Irish. He is in a slew of Boston-based things, but does that make you honorary Irish? The surname Damon sounds about as Irish as a McFlurry.
I did marry me an Irish man, so there better be some pinching and McFlurries in my house today! Otherwise, his ass will be going back to the home country.
If you don't get some luck tonight, send him over here. He will regret it. And he will remember that you're in charge. (Happy wife, happy life and all). =)
My Irish cream is made for two baahahaahaha.. brilliant. I wanted to expose my shamrock on the day but the boss said it was a sackable. I said I was happy to expose them too... ah some ppl have no funny boners. But you do! Thanks for the laugh lovely! xo
I hope your St. Paddy's day was a lucky one! Maybe you found your Irish Mr. Right? Or just a four leaf clover? As for us, we had corn beef and cabbage :)
St Patrick never had it so good.
ReplyDeleteErupt, Explode and Expose! Wonderful word selection as always, Robyn, although it's interesting that 'Expose' is last. Might need a clean pair of pants! 'Tuck me in nice and tight' is a line your fans will be longing for you to recite. ;)
ReplyDeleteYep, time to pluck... clovers. If that's what an Irish cowboy looks like, I'm moving to Texas, Ireland.
ReplyDeleteHey, pluck me over!
ReplyDeleteKiss me green rear...
Finger me clover
Tuck it in tight right here!
Haha. Perfect, Cranky. Luv yer lil rhyme, 'n I may give it a whirl some time. Thank you.
DeleteOh, Robyn you have such a funny twisted little mind. I knew it would be funny when the rhyming words get to rhyme with "luck".
ReplyDeleteHave a great St. Pat's week and hope you get some luck of your own.
Thank you, Cheryl. My brain is so very twisted, I can't stop with this erotica madness. A good week to you too.
DeletePS Celibacy is the new lucky, right? Smiles.
Hahaha..celibacy certainly can be the new lucky. Lots of leprechauns and trolls in the world.
DeleteI will wear green.
ReplyDeleteUnbutton my jeans.
Don't wanna sucky.
Just wanna get lucky.
St. Patrick's Day sounds quite good to celebrate and love green
ReplyDeleteAlmost wish I was Irish now...
ReplyDeleteYou always make holidays sound like such fun! May the road (or something) rise up to meet you. :-)
ReplyDeleteHow can you defile my father's birthday this way? I see I'm still not on your list of favorite blogs. Just wait until you write another book, and then you'll be so glad you didn't include me.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I finally notice "A Paralyzing Pain" and read it. I've been there. Crawling on the floor because walking was too hard. No one ever asked if I was okay, no matter where I went.
DeleteLove,
Janie
Oh Janie, thank you for reading, and sharing, and relating. Hugs to you.
DeletePS I haven't given my blog a makeover in a while. When I do, you'll see your blog in that column on the left. Promise. =)
Expose your shamrock - LOL!
ReplyDeleteI should be so lucky! It's a good thing I like corned beef because Ancestry says I'm 44% Jewish and 11% Irish. Whodda thunk?
ReplyDelete44 and 11 percent? That's interesting mathematics. Is one full ear included in the Jewish portion? How about your entire...never mind. It's all good, and so are you, Jono.
Deletemassaged the poem and more. A tip o' the hat to ye, lassie. Happy St.Pat's week
ReplyDeleteInspiring imagery.
ReplyDeleteSaint Me Day never had it so good lol
ReplyDeleteThat's right, me Saint.
DeleteYou get em pinches. We'll hear no complaint.
Robyn's holidays are really hated
ReplyDeleteby Puritans who deplore them for being X-rated.
The rest of us prefer them to candy,
especially when they make us randy.
Your rhyme's quite charming
DeleteAnd not at all alarming
So glad to have inspired
A fun verse - as I've desired
In addition to lots more
And we shall see what's in store.
Erin go bra-less!
ReplyDeleteThat Erin! She always was a true feminist!
DeleteWell, kiss my shillelagh and blarney stones.
ReplyDeleteAlright, but only if you keep yer shamrock to yourself. And do kindly lock the bathroom door, Al. Geeze! You think we're all perverse voyeurs? It's just me.
DeletePlucking clover, sounds like fun, (smile).
ReplyDelete"Pinch me slow"?
ReplyDeleteBetter make it quick,
Lest I scream
and drop my... uh, green beer...
Just don't drop it on your shamrock, Chris. You know, shrinkage possibilities.
DeleteGreen DOES mean "go!" That might be my new Twitter bio. By the way, is Matt Damon Irish. He is in a slew of Boston-based things, but does that make you honorary Irish? The surname Damon sounds about as Irish as a McFlurry.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one who finds McFlurries to be erotic.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that collage is great, but I feel like you clipped the wrong Matt Damon head.
That's Matt Damon? What a cute kid.
DeleteInsert good luck throughout the night...hahaha. I think I've had that line used on me a time or two. LOL
ReplyDeleteI did marry me an Irish man, so there better be some pinching and McFlurries in my house today! Otherwise, his ass will be going back to the home country.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't get some luck tonight, send him over here. He will regret it. And he will remember that you're in charge. (Happy wife, happy life and all). =)
DeleteMy Irish cream is made for two baahahaahaha.. brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to expose my shamrock on the day but the boss said it was a sackable. I said I was happy to expose them too...
ah some ppl have no funny boners. But you do!
Thanks for the laugh lovely!
xo
Thank you, me friend, and I love yer funny bone. xo
DeleteI hope your St. Paddy's day was a lucky one! Maybe you found your Irish Mr. Right? Or just a four leaf clover? As for us, we had corn beef and cabbage :)
ReplyDeleteMmm, corned beef sounds good. Cabbage, not so much. Be well, Elise. Always great "seeing" you. PS Celibacy is the new lucky, right?
DeleteI hope you had a good St Paddy's day--you should visit Savannah as it has the second largest festival in the US--it is kind of crazy
ReplyDeleteOoh this poem. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteHappy St. Patrick's to you!