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Sunday, March 27, 2016

Springtime Erotica!

Happy Easter, Happy Spring, Happy, Happy all good things.
Take care of yourselves and have a good week, my sillies.

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  1. I am pretty certain that my PC is overheating now.

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    1. No. I had some chocolate eggs, though, and I hope you did too, Alex.

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  3. Now that is some sin, all carrot, some stick?

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    1. Whatever fills my basket, Pat. Whatever it takes. ;-)

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  4. I am starting to overheat just reading about it! Don't know if I could survive this much passion, but it would be glorious!

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    1. I used to say I've never written fantasy fiction, Jono, though I can't honestly say that anymore.

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  5. You are so twisted in a funny sort of way. Hope you get your hands on some chocolate today.

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    1. Oh I did, Cheryl. I miss it so!
      Thank you, and I hope you did too.

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    1. See, Al, when this naughty but nice Jewish girl talks about eating the flesh, well...

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  7. Cute! Hey tomorrow chocolate will be on major sale!

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    1. I can't wait. I looked for sales today, but no luck. Doh!

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  8. HAHAHAHA! I just noticed the "which basket has the most balls in it?" question on the image. I'll never be able to look at one of those sweet and innocent baskets the same way again :)

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    1. Lol. Glad you enjoyed it. I feel a tad guilty for destroying a children's book, but it was for the greater good.
      Thanks, Martha.

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  9. I think you've isolated the reason I did not remain a Presbyterian in the '60s. I just knew there must be something better out there.

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  10. I'm going to second the 'Oh, my' for 'tender savage meat'! How could a girl resist putting a delicacy like that in her mouth!

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  11. You are so wonderfully naughty.

    Love,
    Janie

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  12. Now I know why Bugs keeps chewing on a carrot.

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  13. I am impressed and appalled by your ability to seemingly turn any holiday erotic. I request that on April 29, you turn or attempt to turn Arbor Day sexy. I imagine there will be mentions of "stiff wood."

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    1. Oh PVP, darn you for giving me a hard challenge. I hope I can immediately rise to the occasion - if only because I like you almost as much as I do the banana.

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    2. I'm sure you can get it up for Arbor Day.

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    3. Sure, there's stiff wood, fertile soil, pussy willows, nuts and berries and all...PVP has planted some seeds.

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  14. YOU are shameless! (And so cute and clever.) Belated Happy Holy Week.

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    1. Aw shucks, thank you darlin. Shameless is fun, don't you think? x

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  15. Doing it in church - now that's a pretty original sin.

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  16. I love the church part. See, this is why you need to go Catholic - they provide you with an extendable, padded kneeler so you can remain on your knees for hours in complete comfort. And then right next to that is a private booth where you can gossip with the priest about what you just did. Oh no you di'nt!

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    1. Hahaha, I like the accessories to make kneeling so comfortable. Does the priest have to be on the other side of a divider/wall, though? Can I sit on his lap and ask for forgiveness, or kneel at his bare...feet?

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  17. Awesome! Loved it. Hope you had a good Easter weekend!

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  19. Glad to see you've resurrected your skill at erotic poetry for this holiday too! And you didn't pass over your own heritage either, hooray!

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  20. I bet the Pope follows this blog - gives him fodder for sermons (and a reason to laugh). Bless you, child. So clever - makes me happy that spring is here

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  21. Hi Robyn,

    Thank you so much for stopping by my blog the other day. I'm starting to pull through the darkness and knowing that complete strangers care has overwhelmed me in the best possible way.

    I'm wishing you all the best as a new follower.

    Love,
    Rachel

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  22. happy Easter ,happy spring and happy life dear have blessed one

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  23. You are so clever. Happy spring to you, Robyn! :)

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  24. I bet the Pope is wondering how he made your naughty cut.

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    1. Haha! He is such a mensch,* that Pope.
      *nice Jewish chivalrous gentleman. I'm crushing on him AND Bernie.

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  25. 'Your carrot stick fits here..' haha
    Brilliant Robyn!

    Happy Easter to you too!
    xo

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