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Sunday, January 10, 2016

The Orange Mofo With a Fungus on His Head ~ My First Rap!

Dear Sillies,
This isn't a political post. If it were, I'd tell you that I'm voting for...Let's just say my bud CW Martin calls me a "reasonable Communist." CW is so right, too.
And now onto my first rap "song." Hope you enjoy!

The extraordinarily fun and funny, sassy and silly Janie Junebug is posting something special here today. I'm honored. Kindly visit and follow, if you aren't already. Janie's a gracious hostess.

Thank you, friends.
Take care.

Avoid the fungus, unless you like mushrooms (mushroom and pineapple pizza is my favorite), and keep a smile.

64 comments:

  1. Sigh. Not only your country but the world will tremble if he gets his way.
    Off to visit Janie Junebug now.

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  2. I'm leaving the country if he wins; I've no desire to live in 'Trumplevania'... brilliant rap!

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    1. They've taken polls on how many people will leave with you/us, Jacqu. It's pretty funny. We'll do good for the travel business, and lines for passports will be extra long.

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  3. You need to submit this to a media outlet 'cause I wanna see Trump go ballistic when he hears it!!!!!

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    1. Haha, I'd love to leak it to FOX News...maybe I will. Thanks, JKIR.

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  4. This is great and I love the line about more bankruptcies than divorces! I don't know if it is true, but his bankruptcies (although he says it was not him personally, just his companies) makes him suspect as to running a nation. He might keep doing the same thing, profiting personally while the company (country) goes under and someone else picks up the tab.

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    1. Yes, he filed four bankruptcies, Sage. Err, "just his company" so he's not to blame. For anything, that orange mofo.

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  5. Where's the video?!? And did you know that Chump didn't invent the Yellow Brain Fungus? It already existed before he was sent here from Hell.

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  6. Can you imagine if he won? I can only hope that people will come to their senses. I get it, he speaks his mind and it's entertaining. But really, President? President?! The GOP can't find someone who speaks their mind AND has an actual plan to back it up? Ya know, other than, "I think she took a crap during the debate. Disgusting!" Mature, Donald, real mature.

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    1. Sad because there's one guy on the panel - I forget his name, that's how out of the spotlight he is, who's fairly quiet and unassuming. The only one who's not a fanatic, in my opinion. Perhaps Jeb isn't such a bad option either. But they don't stand a chance to even get their names out there.

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  7. This conservative is terrified he'll win the ticket. The dude is batcrap crazy.

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    1. I know, Alex. I sympathize with you and my conservative, rational friends.

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  8. God I hope he doesn't win the nomination. He's a truly horrible person.

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  9. I won't be able to look at him now without thinking "he's an orange mofo with a fungus on his head." Thanks!

    I voted Communist once. About 30 years ago, when a much-loved Communist councillor in Winnipeg ran for mayor. He didn't win, alas. Guess he wasn't loved enough, LOL!

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    1. Well, that's too bad. I think Communism is a good thing - minus the whole "Kill or be killed" kinda slant.

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  10. He is so friggin nuts it isn't funny. The world should run in fear if the sheep vote him in. His finger on anything nuclear would bring doom to everyone.

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    1. He already enrages the rest of the world and puts us at risk, that orange mofo. The world's end is here if he's voted in.

      But I don't think he has a chance - with 10 more months to mouth off and continue to break his own party. The GOP will have to recreate itself post-Trump.

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  11. My passport is ready. Girl, you can rap on...excellent.(I want to laugh...but alas, I hope the joke isn't on us (USA) ) Holy crap indeed

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  12. I refuse to believe that there are enough people voting for him that he could win anything at all. There can't possibly be that many misogynistic, racist, homophobic, bigoted, xenophobic, hateful voters to put him in the oval office. If there are I am in the wrong country. Failure to the orange mofo!

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    1. You forgot the segment of ultra-closed-minded Bible-belters that rally for him with big signs stating "Thank you God for President Trump." Talk about disgusting and twisted. But yeah, I agree, Jono. He's so stupid that he doesn't realize he'd have a better chance if he dialed it down, way down.

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  13. This rap can only be described as bitchin'. I don't think he'll win either, but it's just sad that there are enough morons around to possibly get him the nomination. Also, I'm a crappy Mexican, because I haven't raped anyone or sold drugs to anyone in my entire life. I am way behind.

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    1. What? A Mexican who's too busy with intellectual pursuits to be a drugged-out rapist? You mutant rebel, you.

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  14. LOL! I wonder if we plant his hair, will it grow more fungus?

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    1. Haha, good suggestion. Any volunteers to touch his hair and plant it? I didn't think so. Drats.

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  15. Cracks me up that somebody besides me remembers the USFL! You know, I rooted for his Generals (before he bought the team) because they drafted an IU boy. I will but it this way- I think it's sad that he is winning only because everyone is so sick of same old, same old, that he's a viable alternative. Glad you liked the moniker I gave you- keep waiting to see what MY label will be, lol!

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    1. Ah ha *hubbing hands together, dubious expression on face* I have some leverage. You just wait, CW. You just wait.

      And I did my research for this rap. I vaguely remember the buy-out. It was very enlightening to research it. In terms of his popularity - it's not quite as wild as it seems, because we're only seeing numbers based on samples of the GOP party, not entire population. I also think that, sadly, racist and hate are thriving and with that, stupidity.

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    2. What's hubbing hands? Oy, I just wrote on facebook about my frequency of typos. RUBBING. You wait, CW. You wait.

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    3. I will avoid the easy joke about hubbing hands= hands belonging to someone in search of a hubby. Well, actually, I won't. Bring it on!

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    4. Alrighty then...Let the *hubbing, rubbing, and thrushing of hands* begin!

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  16. Orange hair suggests he's got an orang-utan in his family tree, but I doubt his lineage is that proud. I'm not paying homage to him until he peels a banana with his feet.

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  17. "...fungus on his head" BAHAHAHA That's it! It's stuck in my head now and I'll think about that every time I run across a news article about him :)

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  18. A couple of months ago I tweeted that if Trump didn't come from a wealthy family, he'd be another crazy person eating out of a garbage can. A very nice man corrected me. He said he'd eaten out of garbage cans with people who have far more dignity than Donald Trump.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I'll bet. It's not hard to find sloth that have far more dignity than Trump.

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  19. I love the meat on his head...wait...meathead! That works. If he starts goosestepping and putting his hand out in a Hitler salute, he will need to be placed in the looney bin

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    1. I've seen some photos of him posing in that manner, Birgit. It's chilling.

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  20. Hey Robyn,

    Sorry it took this long to get here. Can I please have bonus points for commenting at 4:30 A.M? :)

    As you will know, Donald Trump is not welcome in the UK, especially in London.

    A warning to Canadian border customs, you might be getting an influx of Americans wanting to move to Canada if Trump gets elected.

    Take care, Robyn, I must go check my eyelids for cracks!

    Gary X

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    1. Your peeps are much, much smart than ours, Gary, but that doesn't say much. Does it? The orange mofo is pretty popular here. Oy vey.

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  21. So funny...and true. Your creativity is awesome.
    As for Donald getting elected. I will be part of the mass exodus to somewhere where he isn't in charge.

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  22. Funny stuff! Did you see the petition to send Trump to space?

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    1. Oh, that sounds great. I didn't see it. I wanna sign it, though!

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    2. https://www.change.org/p/nasa-petition-to-send-donald-trump-into-space-and-leave-him-there?recruiter=16184959&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

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  23. I don't understand these negative comments about Trump. I'm counting on him to end the Canada-Mexico border dispute.

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    1. You're right, Geo. He likely doesn't know that there's a country between Canada and Mexico.

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  24. Well done, Robyn. He's such a buffoon. I fear for our country and world if he is elected.

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  25. Hilarious! My daughter said "You don't like Trump do you?" I guess I've expressed my dislike of him too much that my 12 year old daughter has picked up on it. However, I hate Hillary, too. I'll be sick voting for either of them if it does boil down to those two.

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  26. All I could hear in my head was someone "scritch-scritching" a record.
    Well done!
    Even without the scritch-scritching.

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  27. I will be stunned if he wins. I think I'll be fairly surprised if he is the Republican Party's choice. I think they know if they pick Donald Trump, Hillary will win. They need to go with someone who isn't such a loose cannon. I keep joking that if he wins, we'll all have to deal with the reality show he'll make of the Presidency. You know it will become all about him and his fame, as everything does.

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    1. It's truly pathetic they don't even have a decent option. If I were intent on voting Republican (were I Republican), I'd do a write-in candidate and vote for myself.

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  28. Now Robyn, I must come to Donald's defense here. Other Presidents of past had one wife but they had many mistresses. Donald may be on wife #3 but they're all legal and moral! LOL

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    1. Well, my friend, if you consider his cheating on wife #1 with with wife #2, while still married to wife #1)- and I believe the same pattern repeated itself with the next two wives (funny how a man's member moves around uncontrollably) - "moral behavior," then I'd have to agree. He likes his mistresses too.

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  29. All my team at paperwriting.xyz agrees with my point of view that it would be something unreal if he really wins. Don't even know hoe to think about this whole situation in common.

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    1. Sometimes the best we can do, as TBM says, is shake our heads. For me, I say "Oy vey" and find the nearest chocolate.
      Thanks for visiting.
      Your team might like my book, Woman on the Verge of Paradise, at www.amazon.com.

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  30. Since I'm an American living in London, I'm asked to explain Trump and his popularity while at the pub. I just shake my head.

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    1. Sorry about that, TBM. There's no explanation. Just "Pour me another" and talk about the fog.

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  31. Oh my goodness. This election season is really going crazier than usual.

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  32. That's great Robyn. Cant believe anyone likes that dick. No chance of him getting in. Love your rap and your cut and paste artwork. Very creative.
    x
    ps no more fog in London! :)

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    1. Do you mean there is no longer fog in London, or that you want the London fog gone?

      At any rate, thank you, dear friend. x

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  33. Ugh. The mere thought that he could very well be our next president makes me sick to my stomach. He is a joke. But, this was hella funny!

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  34. Seriously. He's horrible. If he or Hilary become president I might have to quit the USA. No thank you!

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    1. You won't be alone, BabySis. I could deal with Hillary, though. I don't see her making any drastic changes. She'd keep as where we're at. But Trump? I believe that would end the human race. If anyone would incite nuclear war, it's the Dumpster.

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