*I can't imagine what else they might be good for. Can you?
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REASON #368: family man and a thrusworthy friend to have.
Gotta admit, I like a man who’s thrusworthy.
REASON #369: im
just looking for someone to do things
You
haven’t found one, huh? The world’s getting lazy, ain’t it?
REASON #370: you
don't half to look no more
You’re
my better half? Are you related to the guy who says we should whole ass one
thing? Or the one who’s a full-time dad 50% of the time? Do you even half
siblings or half-siblings, bro?
REASON #371: i
am looking for gril friend
Don’t
you need a good, hard poker for that?
REASON #372: Are
you down?
Sometimes,
sweetie, like when I miss loved ones who died, contemplate the fate of
human existence, and read personal ads.
REASON #373: Cape
Diem!!
Woohoo!!
Have I met my soul mate in an Underdog fan? Mighty Mouse? Batman’s “little
buddy”? *smirk* Cape Diem to you too, Boy Wonder!!
REASON #374: looking
for a great adventue
Pee-wee
Heman’s?
REASON #375: *Insert
cleaverness here*
Okay:
*Ward, I think you were too hard on the Beaver last night.*
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Keep a smile, and a stash of chocolate in the event of emergencies or non-emergencies.
HAPPY 2016, my sillies!!
I love a man who is "THRUSTworthy"!!! Bahaha I've missed reading your blog. It always makes me laugh!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad, Yvonne. Thank you. Be good to yourself.
DeleteThrus(h) is not something I want to have. I really, really don't want it. Even if it is kept in the family.
ReplyDeleteCelibacy never looked so good.
Funny, I was playing off of "thrust" and just looked up "thrush." I'm learning something new every day around here. Never had thrush, thankfully, but 368 seems to get yeast infections all the time. What a weirdo.
DeleteNever fish off Cape Diem. All you catch is Carp, which are oily and have too many bones.
ReplyDeleteNo flying fish off of Cape Diem, huh?
DeleteLOL! Can't believe these things. So hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHappy 2016!
These dudes clearly did not get the memo that yesterday was the busiest day of the year for online dating. However, if you don't half to look no more, go with a caped crusader 'cause thrush is nasty, you might not wanna get down, and there was somethin' not quite right about those Cleavers.
ReplyDeleteYou're always good for words of wisdom, JKIR. And -as I wrote above- I learned a new word this morning. Will avoid thrusworthy men.
DeleteCape Diem? I wonder if that's near Cape Cod. lol I kid...I live on Cape Cod.
ReplyDeleteReason #375: Are you sure it's not Norman Bates? "Coming, Mother!"
ReplyDeleteBeen thinking about you, my dear friend. Lots of love and hugs!
Haha. I didn't think of that. It might just be Norman. Yikes.
DeleteThanks for your friendship. It's much appreciated.
I was going to comment about sailing off Cape Diem, but Geo's comments about fishing there beat me to the punch. Happy New Year, Robyn.
ReplyDeleteLike the last one, Robyn! Although you never want to be too hard on the beaver...
ReplyDeleteNo, the beaver's sensitive, Alex.
DeleteHehehe
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year! :-D
lmao the poor beaver. The cape may be more Blank Man with no boys to wonder.
ReplyDeleteI think #371 is just looking for someone to make hamburgers with.
ReplyDeleteOh. There should be TWO l's in 'grill'?
Okay, maybe they're SMALL hamburgers.
So long as there's a long kosher wiener, I'm good.
DeleteRelated to the whole-ass guy - LOL!
ReplyDeleteI think Ward was looking for his gril friend but may have ended up with thrush
ReplyDeleteYou're so witty. I think you're right. Thanks, silly lady.
Deleteevery one of these deserves a poke in the grill (i.e.mouth - I'm going ghetto this year). Awesome reads for Monday - thanks for kicking off 2016. I am shaking my head. Good luck
ReplyDeleteHigh-fives and fist-bumps and sagging trousers for the ghetto slang, Joanne.
DeleteCleaverness and cape...BAHAHAHA! Maybe those two should get together :) Thanks for the laughs, Robyn!
ReplyDeleteHmm, yeah, they could make a cape for the beaver, I suppose.
DeleteAnytime, Martha. Thank you.
Oh my. I start to wonder about the fate of the world sometimes when I read these ads. Loved your witty comments! :) Happy New Year, Robyn!
ReplyDeleteBest dating wishes for 2016!
ReplyDeleteI think I've actually been to Cape Diem. Went surfing there when I was a kid. Ward was always firm when it came to the Beaver. Happy New Year Robyn!
ReplyDelete368- prolly would have worked better as "thrustworthy"...
ReplyDelete370- " Are you related to the guy who says we should whole ass one thing? " Just keep in mind, that AIN'T me...
371- Should that be "grill friend"? He wants to cook with you? That could fit nicely into your Independence day erotic poem...
372- The proper answer here is, "Not if you're up..."
373- since you took all the best lines on that one, I'll just add, at least he didn't misspell it "Crap-e Diem". I know it's not my best, but trying to come up with a superhero that speaks Latin AND wears a cape is too much work.
375- Now there's the perfect response!
These are great, CW. I might need to steal/borrow/plagiarize your response for 372. It made me LOL.
DeleteThrusworthy and a good poker might make the perfect pair. Add in a little adventure and off you go.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year.
You've made me wish the last one had written *insert beaverness here*. I'm not sure that makes sense, but it reminds me of your erotic poems. ;)
ReplyDeleteHey Robyn,
ReplyDeleteOkay, I do understand how much you've been waiting, with eager anticipation, a response from shy and humble me.
Nicely done and nothing like a bit of Saturday Night Beaver. "Thrushworthy", perhaps? :) Ooh, yuck!
Here's to 2016, 69 and 34 1/2.
Gary :) x
Whenever I read these things it's a reminder to proofread. Proofread, people, proofread. Of course, that might not always help. The fella who used half rather than have probably did proofread and didn't see any problems. Egads.
ReplyDeleteGlad you got one in for the Cleavers! June was a precursor to The Stepford Wives. I think you should consider being #371's gril friend. If he's willing to cook and clean up, he don't need to spell good. Happy New Year, my friend!
ReplyDeleteJulie
Oh back in my online dating days, I could have given you more than a few of these. I saw crazy typos all the time...but even crazier were some of the lines they came up with to try to win over women. It showed men just have no clue what women want.
ReplyDeleteI came around from the IWSG, but I'm glad I stumbled on these. Great chuckles, and good reasons, if not to remain celibate, to stay the heck away from on-line dating sites!
ReplyDeleteI'm just sitting here shaking my head. And that one word comes to mind...DUMBASS!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Yes, Bouncin. Rebecca and anyone else who stopped by for my IWSG posts, SORRY. You're nagging at my sense of guilt for stopping the IWSG. I'd announced it last month or so. I miss it, but those Tuesday night crunches to post were too much. THANK YOU for stopping by. I'm not quitting my interviews with the stars altogether. Silliness will continue.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! And so ridiculous (dating ads)at the same time! Your comedic snarkiness reminds me of Kathy Griffin. What a hoot your are! Thanks for the laugh:)))
ReplyDeleteThat's a compliment. Kathy Griffin is hysterical. At least, she used to be. We haven't heard much from her lately.
DeleteThank you, Terry.
I don't tend to read introductions so I thought these were actually somehow tie suggestions and I thought you were a psychopath.
ReplyDeleteNothing personal.
IWSG January
Kathy Griffin (see comment above) vs a psychopath? Yeah, I'll take either label. Thank you kindly, CD!
DeleteDo you think he meant thrustworthy or thrushworthy cause one sounds doable and the other one is just icky.
ReplyDeleteTrue, Ruth, let's hope he meant the first one.
Deletehaha these are so great Robyn. You could print these up and sell them! Open at any page and grab a laff.. er, laugg..laugr.. lager?
ReplyDeletemm beer
I need to find a gril friend too!! Hubby and I don't have a gril yet, so having a friend who has one would come in really handy!
ReplyDeleteKeep waiting, babe. You keep waiting.
ReplyDeleteyou wait news article LOL
LOL news article wait you
Just wait article news only you
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