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Sunday, January 24, 2016

The Greatest in Chocolate: Deep Fried Oreos!

I needed a getaway last weekend, so I got away. If you read my book, you might remember my second date with Justin. He took me to a special area from his childhood, and he treated me to a delicious family-style dinner at Negri's. And then, well, that date and chapter ended with a hot and playful sex scene. Remember? (I added this factoid as a cheap attempt to increase sales. Click on image to the left for more info on Woman on the Verge of Paradise. Wink.)

Anyway, a decade later, I was drawn back to where it all began with Justin: Occidental. Nestled in wine-country pine-trees and populated by peace-loving, hipster, wine-indulging bohemian artsy folk, I had a wonderfully relaxing time. And I had...
THREE DEEP FRIED OREOS ala mode!!!

I'm always thinking of you, dear sillies. So it was with concerted effort that I enjoyed this while simultaneously attempting to accurately describe their awesomeness in words. "MMMMmmm!!!" is really all I came up with. They were so damn good! I have no words. *Blissful, blissful sigh.*

On a scale of 1-10, I give Negri's deep fried oreos a 15, with a smile that radiates
post-deep-fried-oreo afterglow.
*Blissful, blissful sigh.*
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On a completely different note, I'm thankful to Elephant'sChild for the suggestion that I submit poetry to Rat's Ass Review, an online poetry magazine for women's sex poems. A couple of hours after I submitted, I received word that two of my erotica poems (Valentinerotica and Springtimerotica) would be published here. It's the first time anyone but me accepted my poetry for publication. And it's a very fun, non-traditional (i.e., not boring, snobby, or migraine inducing) site. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Be well, my dear sillies.

Take care of yourselves.

*Blissful, blissful sigh.*


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61 comments:

  1. YvonneJanuary 24, 2016 at 10:03 PM

    Posting that picture of that decandence the night before I start eating clean is torture. But how would you know that? ha! Nevertheless, I am secretly devouring every bit of it (even it's just in my mind). A getaway sounds great to me. Hopefully for me, it will be soon. Happy almost new week! :)

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  2. Gorilla BananasJanuary 24, 2016 at 11:44 PM

    Any food that can make you sigh blissfully so much must be good! Now you've got me wondering what they taste like. :)

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  3. Geo.January 25, 2016 at 1:36 AM

    Went to Rat's Ass Review and was delighted with your poems! Much thanks for alerting me to this energetic poetry site.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 25, 2016 at 8:17 AM

      So glad you checked it out, Geo. The editor is a wonderful man, and he picks a variety of fun, sassy poems.
      Thank you kindly.

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  4. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!January 25, 2016 at 3:33 AM

    WOW those oreos look fabulous. And, a wonderful presentation too. Congrats on your poetry publication.

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  5. The CrankyJanuary 25, 2016 at 3:53 AM

    The Oreos look splendiferous; I, on the other hand, just have sexy chocolate shoes waiting for you...

    Yay and congrats on the published poetry!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 25, 2016 at 8:18 AM

      Little did I know the heartfelt rewards I'd receive upon turning my laptop on this morn. Love to you.

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  6. Moving with MitchellJanuary 25, 2016 at 4:33 AM

    You are a joy and an inspiration. And you have introduced me to the thought of deep-fried Oreos. Life will never be the same. (I wonder if I can get San Geraldo to cook those for me!)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 25, 2016 at 8:19 AM

      ...and for the rest of us? Or just me? (Note, I'm good with either option. Kindly inform him. Thanks, Mitchell, sweet friend.)

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  7. PickleopeJanuary 25, 2016 at 4:43 AM

    Oreos weren't good enough? They had to be deep fried and served with ice cream? I prefer deep fried deep fry. I don't need all the filler, just fry. Crispy, crispy fry. And the ice cream, of course.

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  8. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 25, 2016 at 4:47 AM

    Congratulations! About time someone recognized your erotic poetry talent.
    That sounds like something that would be served here in the South. They like to deep fry everything.

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  9. sageJanuary 25, 2016 at 5:31 AM

    it is amazing what gets created by accidentally dropping something into the deep fryer. Are these things kosher? ;)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 25, 2016 at 8:20 AM

      I figure, since there's no ham in them, yes! Strictly kosher indeed.

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  10. stephen HayesJanuary 25, 2016 at 6:02 AM

    Congratulations on having your poems published. Another feather for your cap.

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  11. Debra She Who SeeksJanuary 25, 2016 at 6:31 AM

    Hey, congrats! Both for experiencing deep-fried oreos and for having two poems published! I'm heading over to that site right now -- it sounds like it's right up my alley. Why does that sound double-entendre-ish? It wasn't meant to -- really!

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  12. Pat HattJanuary 25, 2016 at 7:07 AM

    Congrats on getting your poems published indeed. To get a 15 they must be good.

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  13. JoanneJanuary 25, 2016 at 7:30 AM

    congrats on poems and for an oreogasmic treat. Perfect! Have a super week

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  14. Linda KayJanuary 25, 2016 at 7:43 AM

    Oh, my so decadent! The ultimate chocolate extravaganza. Congrats on the publication of your poems. I try to enter an occasional contest, but have yet to produce a winner. Maybe I'm too conservative?

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  15. JoJoJanuary 25, 2016 at 8:51 AM

    Boy I sure wish those were on the menu when I used to frequent Occidental!!!! Have you ever eaten at Howard's Station? Congratulations on the poems being published too! Another feather in your cap! :D

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 25, 2016 at 9:45 PM

      I don't think I saw Howard's Station, JoJo. Is it in the same area as Negri's? I thought of you when I was there, since I know you've been there too.
      Thank you!

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2016 at 10:29 AM

    My taste buds are trying to imagine deep fried oreo's.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 25, 2016 at 9:46 PM

      It wasn't nice of me to offer NO description. They were like a divine pastry. The oreo itself is kind of liquidy, soft, crumbly - pure yummyness.

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  17. New Release BooksJanuary 25, 2016 at 11:10 AM

    I read aloud deep fried oreos and my daughter said...no.

    All the best with your poem publication.

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  18. CWMartinJanuary 25, 2016 at 1:15 PM

    Where's mine?

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  19. JonoJanuary 25, 2016 at 2:52 PM

    I'll gain five pounds just looking at those Oreos. Congrats on getting your pornographic poetry published in such a prestigious place. It is nice that so many will be able to appreciate your talent and general hotness.

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  20. MarthaJanuary 25, 2016 at 4:18 PM

    Congrats on the publication! That is very cool.

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  21. BBJanuary 25, 2016 at 4:37 PM

    Congrats on getting your poems published. That's pretty awesome. But then again...so are you! As for the Oreo's, you are a cruel but awesome person! LOL

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  22. BirgitJanuary 25, 2016 at 5:56 PM

    Congrats on your poetry being published so that deserves a deep fried oreo:)

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  23. ConnieJanuary 25, 2016 at 6:03 PM

    Oh my. Deep fried Oreos sound divine. I've never had them. Congratulations on having your poems accepted! That's great!

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  24. Theresa MahoneyJanuary 25, 2016 at 8:04 PM

    Deep. Fried. Oreos! You have me really missing summer and all those fried treats they like to cram down our throats at the fair. Mmmmmm.

    Congrats on your erotica getting published! That's wonderful!

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  25. NicolaJanuary 26, 2016 at 7:25 AM

    Congratulations on your publication news!!! I'm now off to buy Oreos. That looks delicious and just the treat I need :)

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  26. RobinJanuary 26, 2016 at 8:25 AM

    Reading the title of this blog, I tried to picture a deep fried oreo. Well, I got it wrong. What was in my head didn't come close to the picture. So, was that dinner, dessert, or both?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 26, 2016 at 10:25 AM

      I pictured it differently too. I thought the oreo would taste like your ordinary oreo. It's much better, somehow - soft and somewhat crunchy, sweeter and more heavenly. It's all so good. It was dessert after a hearty appetizer for din.

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  27. Al PenwasserJanuary 26, 2016 at 9:59 AM

    Wrap them in bacon and you've got yourself a deal!
    Oh. Wait. Bacon. Sorry.
    Oy!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 26, 2016 at 10:59 AM

      No worries, Al. The pig didn't go to mass, so it's all kosher. The way I see it.

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    2. RuthJanuary 26, 2016 at 5:35 PM

      They do have beef bacon.

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    3. Al PenwasserJanuary 31, 2016 at 12:29 PM

      And turkey bacon. I think. Don't they?
      And who exactly are "they", these purveyors of faux bacon?

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  28. Baby SisterJanuary 26, 2016 at 1:30 PM

    Oh my gosh. Those sound amazing! I think I need to find me some deep fried oreos soon!
    Congrats on your poems being published! That's awesome.

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  29. klahanieJanuary 26, 2016 at 3:28 PM

    Hey Robyn,

    Ah, deep-fried Oreos. Great idea and I shall forward the idea of deep-frying Oreos to my Scottish friends. After all, they tried deep-fried Mars with outstanding success.

    This might be the only way to get Oreo cookies sold over here. The only way they sell in the UK is when they are drastically reduced in price!

    Congrats on having a couple of your erotica poems published, Robyn.

    I'm outta' here....

    Gary :)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 26, 2016 at 10:30 PM

      Deep fried Mars sounds good. Deep fried Uranus? Not so much.

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    2. CWMartinJanuary 27, 2016 at 12:07 PM

      I don't care WHO you are, deep fried Uranus doesn't sound good.

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    3. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 27, 2016 at 12:37 PM

      Haha. True that.
      Thanks for always making me laugh, Chris.

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    4. Al PenwasserJanuary 31, 2016 at 12:28 PM

      It sounds good if you're...no, Chris is right.

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    5. CWMartinJanuary 31, 2016 at 12:35 PM

      (Al is upset he cannot enter his Richard Simmons picture here.)

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  30. RuthJanuary 26, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    You can have all my deep fried oreos. Congrats on the poems getting published.

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  31. mail4roseyJanuary 28, 2016 at 3:13 AM

    Big congrats on getting two of your poems published!! I have seen deep fried Oreos but never tried them. Now, someday, I may. If so, I'll come back and let you know what I thought of them. :)

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  32. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 28, 2016 at 10:18 AM

    Thanks, Rosey.

    WTF IS GOING ON? EVERY TIME I SIGN IN, I'VE LOST A BUNCH OF FOLLOWERS! GOOGLE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA, NOR DO YOU CARE, HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET JUST ONE NEW FOLLOWER THESE DAYS. THEN YOU GO AND KEEP STEALING BUNCHES FROM US. I'm back to where I was well over one year ago. =(

    PS I love you all (but not Google). Please don't leave.

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    1. CWMartinJanuary 28, 2016 at 4:45 PM

      I think blogger must be weeding out inactive accounts. In about a week and a half, I've went from 87 to 81. Which means about 40 of you read or lurk around my place. On the subject of blogs and such, I just got a e-mail from a USC grad student (yes, I vetted it first) taking a survey on blogs and how social media might be used to gather information. I feel all special!

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    2. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 28, 2016 at 5:02 PM

      Yeah, but they did that just recently. Do they have nothing better to do than to keep slicing our following? Do they not know this is injurious to our fragile egos? And that the whole purpose to social networking is to socially network?! USC wants your brain-power? Good on them. I frankly never had too much faith in USC, given I was a Bruin (rivals). Maybe you'll teach them a thing or two hundred.

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    3. Al PenwasserJanuary 31, 2016 at 12:27 PM

      I'm still here. I think. Let me check.
      Yep, here I am.

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  33. CperzJanuary 28, 2016 at 1:05 PM

    I thought Oreos were a perfectly wonderful treat but then I tried the deep fried version. OMG...nothing should be that good. The Universe is trying to make us all fat.

    WTF is right. I have talked to several bloggers today and their followers are dropping like flies. Makes me paranoid. Who might I have offended today?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 29, 2016 at 8:00 AM

      Thank you for understanding and agreeing - both regarding the orgasmic quality of deep fried oreos and suckyness of followers dropping like flies. Take care, Cheryl.

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  34. Lux G.January 28, 2016 at 5:57 PM

    Oh. My. Goodness. I think I've had foodgasm.

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  35. Vidya SuryJanuary 28, 2016 at 9:37 PM

    :) Never heard of deep-fried Oreos, and now I am glad I have. I will give it a miss and enjoy your ecstasy.
    Deep fried Mars and Deep fried Uranus? Hmm. Hopefully I won't hear of or see the latter!

    Didn't know about your book, Robyn. Gosh, there's a lot I don't know. Which is why I love life. :P

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  36. Vidya SuryJanuary 28, 2016 at 9:38 PM

    P.S.: Is this what they call Food Porn?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 31, 2016 at 6:27 PM

      Good question, Vidya. If that isn't food porn, I don't know what is!

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  37. Anthony J. LangfordJanuary 29, 2016 at 1:57 AM

    Congrats on the poetry acceptance Robyn! That's soo awesome! :) x

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  38. Misha GerrickJanuary 29, 2016 at 9:40 AM

    Congrats on getting your poetry accepted for publishing! Those deep-fried oreos look and sound sinful. :-D

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  39. Pat TillettFebruary 1, 2016 at 10:23 PM

    I just came here from Anthony's blog and his port about eating crap food. Now, all I want to do, is eat those deep fried Oreos (ala mode of course). I would like two orders now please. Now....

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