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Sunday, December 13, 2015

Christmas Erotica: Oh Santa, Big Santa!

In honor of the last night/day of Hanukah, here's my naughtiest erotica...
 
I love and appreciate all of you, my sillies. 
Take care of yourselves. More year-end fun stuff will follow. xo
        

46 comments:

  1. Oh, I love this! You are so clever ... and so naughty. Coal in your stockings? I don't think so!

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    1. Thanks, Mitchell. Yeah, I'm hoping for things other than coal.

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  2. Ha ha ha! Wait a second, by saying "She's prancing with Vixen 'neath long mistletoe," are you insinuating Mrs. Claus is into bestiality? I mean, you'd think she'd run through the elves (who are very skilled with their hands) before dipping into the barn.

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    1. Well, PVP, as Mrs. Claus will affirm with absolute certainty: size matters.

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  3. That last line seals the deal! What Santa could resist?

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  4. "I'm a Jew" - I literally laughed out loud. Santa will make an exception and visit your house on Christmas night for sure Robyn. Hope all is well with you, my friend! xoxo

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    1. Thanks, Elsie. I think it's time Santa samples the Jewish cookie. Don't you?

      Hope all's well with you too. We must catch up soon. xoxo

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  5. lol Santa will sure have a merry christmas. Mrs. Claus may catch fleas though being out with Vixen.

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    1. She won't notice, Pat. She's focused on other things.

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  6. The last 3 lines are GENIUS! So's the rest of the poem too, actually!

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    1. Thank you, Deb. I appreciate it. Yeah, that last line is one of my best. =)

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  7. Santa is getting more than cookies and milk this year.

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  8. the pics add to the naughty. And all the comments above just make it better. We'll all be struck by lightning one of these days. Cheers to you

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  9. Further proof that one can enjoy Christmas no matter what they believe/don't believe. Also, it really brings new meaning to being "Santa's little helper".

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    1. Touche! That's a really good one, and one I didn't think of. "Santa's little helper"! So naughty. You're the best.

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  10. Nice to hear that Santa gets the presents this year. Reciprocal giving (and taking).

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  11. You want Santa to head South, Robyn? That's a long way to go from the North pole! But I bet you know how to shorten the journey. ;)

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  12. Love Christmas time and all the festivities.

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    1. Actually, I don't. I'm tired of people getting offended by my being offended by their refusal to say "Happy Holidays" or -better yet- "Happy Hanukah" versus "Merry Christmas." I wish they'd go the extra syllable, and I'm not at war on Xmas. I've never been at war, thankfully. I just want peace on earth, Hanukah latkes (potato pancakes) and chocolate gelt (coins) on the side.

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  13. I just love you so much. Robyn, 2016 is going to be the best year ever! And I'm honored and proud to call you my friend! I truly feel a special space in my heart for you. It's shaped like a lil teeny Driedel! Seriously my friend, Love, Hugs and Blessings for all of 2016 and Eternity! Till we meet! LYMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. You are so naughty... by the way, I received a combo "Christmas/Hanukkah" card this year!

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  15. Is this the same vixen who rejected my porn,
    I'm forever wounded, my heart is all torn.
    Then out of your mind comes the Christmas story,
    With Santa, your chimney, and all of its glory.
    Santa is thoughtful, so faithful and true,
    Thanks for the story, Happy Hanukah to you!

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    1. You write good porn, Gary
      Just not for my book
      But keep it going, my friend
      You'll heat many a nook.

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  16. Oh my goodness!!!! It feels so wrong to think of Santa as a sexual being!

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  17. Santa could do a lot worse.

    You heat up the coldest winter night
    With your chimney smokin' hot.
    I'll bet your cookie tastes of chocolate
    Now to give you all I've got.

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    1. Like they say in school, Jono: No teasing, only pleasing. Wink.

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  18. No wonder Santa is so jolly! He's got ho, ho, ho's all over the place.

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  19. You always add just the right amount of naughtiness to holidays. Take care.

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  20. Haha! You are so clever. Santa's a lucky man. Happy Hanukah, Robyn!

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  21. That's one way to end the year with a BANG ;)

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    1. I do believe Theresa has used the hymonym at its finest, lol!! Hi to you, Robyn!

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    2. Haha. I didn't even notice at first read. You're clever and naughty yourself, Rosey - just the right combo for a friend of mine. Thank you.

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  22. Hi Robyn,

    I note the ever so sincere Dominica has graced your site with such a um, sincere comment!

    Let us know when Santa heads south as in deep south. Ho, ho, ho and oh! :)

    Nice atheist dude gone bad! Let me know when the season to be jolly is over, my lovely friend.

    Hugs,

    Gary :) x

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  23. Talk about Santa getting his milk and cookies:)

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