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Sunday, August 9, 2015

Naughty Teacher! Back to School Erotica

Dear Sillies,
This class is for adults only. Mutual consent forms are required, in addition to standard safety precautions. Thank you. Happy almost Back-to-School time!
Be well, and remember: Sharing is caring, and learning is fun!

Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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57 comments:

  1. Cal's Canadian Cave of CoolnessAugust 9, 2015 at 10:10 PM

    I do have a weakness for your words and your 'crappy on purpose' design work. It's like anti-teen magazine. I dig it all. I was a teacher once you know. Before I became a bum I did real important work.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:02 AM

      I know, Cal. And that's why you're this teacher's pet. Wink.

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  2. Elephant's ChildAugust 9, 2015 at 10:38 PM

    And bloody Martha snuck in here too. The woman has no pride and no shame.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:03 AM

      Haha. I know, and look at her beer belly. She's really let herself go. Right, EC?

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  3. BlogorattiAugust 9, 2015 at 11:22 PM

    A delightful read no doubt.

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  4. Full-On-ForwardAugust 10, 2015 at 12:05 AM

    I failed Robyn's class 7 times so far. A-yuk, a-yuk!
    LYMI!!!!!!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:05 AM

      And you won't be promoted anytime soon, John. There's still a lot to learn. A-yuk, a-yu-nananananahahahaaa!

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  5. Rhonda AlbomAugust 10, 2015 at 1:57 AM

    I won't dodge your balls if you skip to my loo - my favorite line. Thanks for the giggles.

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  6. Pat HattAugust 10, 2015 at 3:34 AM

    lol the monkey bars would take some kind of agility

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:06 AM

      And good lubricant. Or maybe not - need some friction. You got me thinking more about this one, Pat. Thanks.

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  7. PickleopeAugust 10, 2015 at 4:23 AM

    I am hyper-juvenile so I should have headed your warning that this was not for children or the child-like. Hold on, "Wrap balls around a tethered pole"!?! How? Is that a metaphor for the dude swinging his nuts around his own ding-dong? Sounds painful.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:07 AM

      I know, Pickleope Von Pickleope. But painful is the new sexy, right? I was aiming for a BDSM kind of maneuver. Did I nail it?

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  8. JoJoAugust 10, 2015 at 4:40 AM

    And now I have the Van Halen song 'hot for teacher' stuck in my head.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:07 AM

      Haha, that's great. I don't think I've heard that one.

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  9. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 10, 2015 at 5:25 AM

    Wow, I think I'm Hot For Teacher!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:08 AM

      Now, I'm about to google that song - thanks for you and JoJo, Alex.

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  10. A Beer for the ShowerAugust 10, 2015 at 6:46 AM

    Maybe if school had been like this I would have paid attention more. Ay yay yay.

    Also, shout out to Martha Stewart and her killer "dad-bod."

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:10 AM

      LOL. What the heck was Martha thinking - going out in her garden look like that? That lady has no shame (or breasts or...).

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  11. ConnieAugust 10, 2015 at 7:26 AM

    Ha! Well done. A+ work. :)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:10 AM

      Thank you, Daisy. I like a well-earned (or not so well-earned) A+.

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  12. JoanneAugust 10, 2015 at 8:52 AM

    excellent cut and paste - A for use of scissors. A+ for the poetry. I almost fell out of my seat, but that would have got me expelled. Too clever, girl. You get to skip a grade and hang with the big boys............

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  13. Gorilla BananasAugust 10, 2015 at 10:28 AM

    I'd just love to hear you say all those naughty puns, Robyn! I might start panting heavily when you got to the tethered pole. :)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 7:58 PM

      They kinda liked it when I recited it at open mic on Thursday, GB. You'll have to swing by. I'll spot you a banana muffin.

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  14. JonoAugust 10, 2015 at 11:24 AM

    Woohoo! I'm ready to learn
    I'm impatient, can't wait my turn
    Show me what you want me doin'
    And take me down the road to ruin.

    I could feel the flush halfway through.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:08 PM

      A well versed poet, I see
      Now who's the teacher -
      Could it be you? Or is it me?

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  15. CWMartinAugust 10, 2015 at 1:52 PM

    The innocent stand no chance here, lol!

    Just got your book today.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:09 PM

      Haha. Good one, CW. Not one iota of a chance, poor souls.

      Yay! You're the second to tell me that. I hope it has meaning for you. Thank you kindly.

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  16. stephen HayesAugust 10, 2015 at 2:22 PM

    Where were girls like this when I was working the playground as a kid?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:10 PM

      These girls were hanging out in the halls and behind the cafeteria, Stephen. You were working the wrong places, that's all.

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  17. Geo.August 10, 2015 at 3:44 PM

    Delightful poem! Not sure if I'm ready for some of its lessons --I am only a boy of 65 (tethered pole?)-- but sure enjoyed reading it. And thank you for the beautiful book and lovely inscription --it arrived today!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:11 PM

      Yay! It landed in CW's hands, another friend on the East Coast's and yours today. Three is a charm. Thank you, Geo.

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  18. UnknownAugust 10, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Where did you find those little cartoons on the edge and did you add the speech bubbles yourself?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:13 PM

      I'd bought a cute little "Back to School" book with stickers at my formerly favorite bookstore during a going out of business sale. That's where I found those adorable cartoons. I can't take credit for any of it, not even the speech bubbles, Michael.

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  19. Theresa MahoneyAugust 10, 2015 at 7:49 PM

    With classes like those, I'd have perfect attendance year round!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 10, 2015 at 8:14 PM

      Right? I had a really hot History teacher in Junior High. That's the only year during which I had any interest in History.

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  20. MelissaAugust 11, 2015 at 4:35 AM

    'Co-ed naked Duck, Duck, Goose'
    ROFL

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 11, 2015 at 7:31 AM

      I imagine there'd be a lot of goosing. You think?
      Smiles. Thanks, Melissa.

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  21. BBAugust 11, 2015 at 7:40 AM

    I didn't know we attended the same school!! Love it! <3

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 11, 2015 at 9:22 PM

      Catholic girls school, right? I was the token Jew. Lol.

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  22. Baby SisterAugust 11, 2015 at 7:50 AM

    That darn Martha! There she is again! She keeps sneaking her way in...one of these days, she's going to get caught. And then she'll be sorry. Or will she? :)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 11, 2015 at 9:24 PM

      I don't think she knows the word, BabySis. But look at that beer belly she's packing. She has a lot to be sorry for.

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  23. AnonymousAugust 11, 2015 at 12:26 PM

    Haha.. this cracked me up :P

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  24. Lux G.August 12, 2015 at 3:38 AM

    Hahaha! Amazing read. :D

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  25. mail4roseyAugust 13, 2015 at 2:49 AM

    You're making me re-think our meet the teacher night that's coming up soon, lol

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 13, 2015 at 8:06 AM

      Don't send your husband there alone, Rosey! Don't do it! Smiles.

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  26. Al PenwasserAugust 13, 2015 at 6:55 PM

    Well, there I go, needing a cold shower again.
    BTW, loving your book. Expect a review in a few days.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 14, 2015 at 7:57 AM

      You're the best, Al. Thank you!
      I hope you enjoyed the cold shower - but not too much, that'd defeat the purpose. And you'd need another. And then another...

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  27. klahanieAugust 14, 2015 at 10:07 AM

    Hey human, Robyn!

    I'm thinking your pawetry, which is pawesome, is full of innuendoes. My human has started singing a song by a Canadian band. The song is "High School Confidential", by "Ruff", sorry "Rough Trade"!

    I shall be reading your book to my human when your book arrives here. If Al is the best, am I the bestest doggie?

    Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses,

    Penny! :) xx

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  28. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 14, 2015 at 2:12 PM

    You are the bestest doggy and human, Penny and Gary.
    Pawsitive hugs and much gratitude for purchasing my book, Penny. I hope your human finds meaning in it, and that you don't feel inclined to poop on it.

    Have a nice weekend. xo

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  29. Debra She Who SeeksAugust 15, 2015 at 2:29 PM

    Makes me want to go back to school REAL bad!

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  30. YvonneAugust 18, 2015 at 4:47 PM

    Naughty, naughty ---- love it! And I also have Hot for Teacher in my head now!

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