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Sunday, August 9, 2015

Naughty Teacher! Back to School Erotica

Dear Sillies,
This class is for adults only. Mutual consent forms are required, in addition to standard safety precautions. Thank you. Happy almost Back-to-School time!
Be well, and remember: Sharing is caring, and learning is fun!

59 comments:

  1. I do have a weakness for your words and your 'crappy on purpose' design work. It's like anti-teen magazine. I dig it all. I was a teacher once you know. Before I became a bum I did real important work.

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    1. I know, Cal. And that's why you're this teacher's pet. Wink.

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  2. And bloody Martha snuck in here too. The woman has no pride and no shame.

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    1. Haha. I know, and look at her beer belly. She's really let herself go. Right, EC?

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  3. I failed Robyn's class 7 times so far. A-yuk, a-yuk!
    LYMI!!!!!!

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    1. And you won't be promoted anytime soon, John. There's still a lot to learn. A-yuk, a-yu-nananananahahahaaa!

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  4. I won't dodge your balls if you skip to my loo - my favorite line. Thanks for the giggles.

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  5. lol the monkey bars would take some kind of agility

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    1. And good lubricant. Or maybe not - need some friction. You got me thinking more about this one, Pat. Thanks.

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  6. I am hyper-juvenile so I should have headed your warning that this was not for children or the child-like. Hold on, "Wrap balls around a tethered pole"!?! How? Is that a metaphor for the dude swinging his nuts around his own ding-dong? Sounds painful.

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    1. I know, Pickleope Von Pickleope. But painful is the new sexy, right? I was aiming for a BDSM kind of maneuver. Did I nail it?

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  7. And now I have the Van Halen song 'hot for teacher' stuck in my head.

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    1. Haha, that's great. I don't think I've heard that one.

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    1. Now, I'm about to google that song - thanks for you and JoJo, Alex.

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  9. Maybe if school had been like this I would have paid attention more. Ay yay yay.

    Also, shout out to Martha Stewart and her killer "dad-bod."

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    1. LOL. What the heck was Martha thinking - going out in her garden look like that? That lady has no shame (or breasts or...).

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    1. Thank you, Daisy. I like a well-earned (or not so well-earned) A+.

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  11. excellent cut and paste - A for use of scissors. A+ for the poetry. I almost fell out of my seat, but that would have got me expelled. Too clever, girl. You get to skip a grade and hang with the big boys............

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  12. I'd just love to hear you say all those naughty puns, Robyn! I might start panting heavily when you got to the tethered pole. :)

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    1. They kinda liked it when I recited it at open mic on Thursday, GB. You'll have to swing by. I'll spot you a banana muffin.

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  13. Woohoo! I'm ready to learn
    I'm impatient, can't wait my turn
    Show me what you want me doin'
    And take me down the road to ruin.

    I could feel the flush halfway through.

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    1. A well versed poet, I see
      Now who's the teacher -
      Could it be you? Or is it me?

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  14. The innocent stand no chance here, lol!

    Just got your book today.

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    1. Haha. Good one, CW. Not one iota of a chance, poor souls.

      Yay! You're the second to tell me that. I hope it has meaning for you. Thank you kindly.

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  15. Where were girls like this when I was working the playground as a kid?

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    1. These girls were hanging out in the halls and behind the cafeteria, Stephen. You were working the wrong places, that's all.

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  16. Delightful poem! Not sure if I'm ready for some of its lessons --I am only a boy of 65 (tethered pole?)-- but sure enjoyed reading it. And thank you for the beautiful book and lovely inscription --it arrived today!

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    1. Yay! It landed in CW's hands, another friend on the East Coast's and yours today. Three is a charm. Thank you, Geo.

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  17. Where did you find those little cartoons on the edge and did you add the speech bubbles yourself?

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    1. I'd bought a cute little "Back to School" book with stickers at my formerly favorite bookstore during a going out of business sale. That's where I found those adorable cartoons. I can't take credit for any of it, not even the speech bubbles, Michael.

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  18. With classes like those, I'd have perfect attendance year round!

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    1. Right? I had a really hot History teacher in Junior High. That's the only year during which I had any interest in History.

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  19. 'Co-ed naked Duck, Duck, Goose'
    ROFL

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    1. I imagine there'd be a lot of goosing. You think?
      Smiles. Thanks, Melissa.

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  20. I didn't know we attended the same school!! Love it! <3

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    1. Catholic girls school, right? I was the token Jew. Lol.

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  21. That darn Martha! There she is again! She keeps sneaking her way in...one of these days, she's going to get caught. And then she'll be sorry. Or will she? :)

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    1. I don't think she knows the word, BabySis. But look at that beer belly she's packing. She has a lot to be sorry for.

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    1. Thank you, Madilyn. Nice to see you again here.

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  23. You're making me re-think our meet the teacher night that's coming up soon, lol

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    1. Don't send your husband there alone, Rosey! Don't do it! Smiles.

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  24. Well, there I go, needing a cold shower again.
    BTW, loving your book. Expect a review in a few days.

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    1. You're the best, Al. Thank you!
      I hope you enjoyed the cold shower - but not too much, that'd defeat the purpose. And you'd need another. And then another...

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  25. Hey human, Robyn!

    I'm thinking your pawetry, which is pawesome, is full of innuendoes. My human has started singing a song by a Canadian band. The song is "High School Confidential", by "Ruff", sorry "Rough Trade"!

    I shall be reading your book to my human when your book arrives here. If Al is the best, am I the bestest doggie?

    Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses,

    Penny! :) xx

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  26. You are the bestest doggy and human, Penny and Gary.
    Pawsitive hugs and much gratitude for purchasing my book, Penny. I hope your human finds meaning in it, and that you don't feel inclined to poop on it.

    Have a nice weekend. xo

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  27. Makes me want to go back to school REAL bad!

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  28. Naughty, naughty ---- love it! And I also have Hot for Teacher in my head now!

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