Welcome, My Sillies! Together we'll uncover morsels of sweetness in the light and dark. You'll crave chocolate. I'm a naughty influence. {Note: I avoid Hershey's but partake in regular fixes of fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy a ravenous sampling, and may you fast become addicted. Cheers to all things sweet. That, Dear Sillies, includes you.
You, my brilliant friend, are the only person I know who could make Independence Day so......exotically erotic! Long may they 'wave'. Or spiral... or swirl!
This poem has it all - even Jimmy Kimmel in the shower with The Bachelor! I agree with Jacquelineand about your ability to make Independence Day so "exotically erotic!" A photo of Mark Spitz's Bicentennial speedo would also fit in with the theme. Have a fabulous 4th of July, and I'm looking forward to a few quiet moments to snuggle up with my new favorite book that has a poetic charm to it.
My god you are good at these. Hey one time in high school I was late to my next class and I asked my teacher to put his 'John Hancock' on my last pass. I handed it to my next teacher who started to chuckle and said to me, 'John Hancock?'
Dear Mr. Penwasser, Your lame attempts at word play for the purpose of eliciting laughs is just that. Lame. Please know that we noted astrophysicists pronounce it "YOURuhnus." Thank you and don't let it happen again. regards, Dr. Carl Sagan Noted Dead Scientist P.S. By the way, do you know what rectal problems afflict space explorers? Assteroids.
Dear Doctor Carl Sagan, Are you related to Satan? Your name is awfully similar. Anyhoo, thanks for the correction regarding Uranus. So noted, and we will inform Al about the pronounciation of Uranus. We're surprised you say Uranus that way and not Uranus. But we'll shake it off. Fondle-ly, Pluto and Minnie
I'm beginning to think there's only four letters in Hancock that are really the focus in this piece. Hold on, is that Jimmy Kimmel giving that dude a sensuous back rub?
It is Jimmy Kimmel. How hot is that? The dude is Chris from the Bachelor. He recently broke off his engagement to one of the bimbos he's proposed to on the show. Shocker of all shockers. But it looks like he and Kimmel make a hot couple. Pretty funny stuff. (It was some prank for the show, I do believe.)
Haha, Robyn, I wish that poem could have been written in 1776! The American revolution and the sexual revolution might have happened in the same year!
ReplyDeleteYou, my brilliant friend, are the only person I know who could make Independence Day so......exotically erotic! Long may they 'wave'. Or spiral... or swirl!
ReplyDeleteThis poem has it all - even Jimmy Kimmel in the shower with The Bachelor! I agree with Jacquelineand about your ability to make Independence Day so "exotically erotic!" A photo of Mark Spitz's Bicentennial speedo would also fit in with the theme. Have a fabulous 4th of July, and I'm looking forward to a few quiet moments to snuggle up with my new favorite book that has a poetic charm to it.
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What a great read. Enjoy your holiday!
ReplyDeleteOoooh.
ReplyDeleteMy god you are good at these. Hey one time in high school I was late to my next class and I asked my teacher to put his 'John Hancock' on my last pass. I handed it to my next teacher who started to chuckle and said to me, 'John Hancock?'
ReplyDeleteIf that oozed any more sex it would be one big puddle. Well done, Robyn! I'm all for sex day and night.
ReplyDeleteLove it Robyn. Cheers to sexual freedom!
ReplyDeleteFun. I never really thought of the bill of rights quite that way.
ReplyDeleteSex each day works for my bay, it sure had it right until the end, then you had to go and stick in your old friend, she killed it. lol
ReplyDeleteHaha. Martha Stewart kills everyone's sex drive, even her own.
Deletea naughty wink at Mr. Hancock. Very clever. He'd be proud in the rocket's red glare. Happy 4th to you.
ReplyDeleteLove this, Robyn! Have a wonderful holiday tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteHee...hee...hee...you said HanCOCK.
ReplyDeleteI am such a child.
That's why we love you, Al.
DeletePS Uranus.
Captain Kirk and the Enterprise were sent to take care of the problem of Klingons around Uranus.
DeleteAhhhhhh.....junior high school humor. I still got it.
I don't mean to imply YOURanus.
DeleteBecause that would be...ewww.
Dear Mr. Penwasser,
DeleteYour lame attempts at word play for the purpose of eliciting laughs is just that. Lame. Please know that we noted astrophysicists pronounce it "YOURuhnus." Thank you and don't let it happen again.
regards,
Dr. Carl Sagan
Noted Dead Scientist
P.S. By the way, do you know what rectal problems afflict space explorers? Assteroids.
Dear Doctor Carl Sagan,
DeleteAre you related to Satan? Your name is awfully similar. Anyhoo, thanks for the correction regarding Uranus. So noted, and we will inform Al about the pronounciation of Uranus. We're surprised you say Uranus that way and not Uranus. But we'll shake it off.
Fondle-ly,
Pluto and Minnie
Thanks for the smile. Happy long weekend :-)
ReplyDeleteNice naughty poem to celebrate the day. Happy 4th to you.
ReplyDeleteSex in the morning, sex in the evening, sex at dinner time...Now that is the way to create fireworks
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think there's only four letters in Hancock that are really the focus in this piece.
ReplyDeleteHold on, is that Jimmy Kimmel giving that dude a sensuous back rub?
It is Jimmy Kimmel. How hot is that? The dude is Chris from the Bachelor. He recently broke off his engagement to one of the bimbos he's proposed to on the show. Shocker of all shockers. But it looks like he and Kimmel make a hot couple. Pretty funny stuff. (It was some prank for the show, I do believe.)
DeleteHappy Fourtha Robyn!
ReplyDeleteOf all the things I love about you it's that magnificent MIND...that sense of humor.
ReplyDeletehappy Fourth of July!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Oh, my! I think I need to go and....
ReplyDeleteYou always amaze we with how you play with words. Very clever!
ReplyDeleteWhether it's a Hancock, a Woodcock or Babcock...all cocks are great!! LOL
ReplyDeleteMr Hancock is a Yankee Doodle Dandy alright -- long may his Old Glory wave! Happy belated 4th of July, Robyn!
ReplyDeleteSparks sure are flying over here today! Hope you had a great 4th of July!
ReplyDeleteThank you, dear, silly patriots!
ReplyDeleteHope all's well and on-fire in the best of ways.
Oh my! Lots of fireworks in this post! Hope your 4th was a happy one!
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