A life by chocolate entails finding sweetness in the light and dark. Moreso, it's about addiction to cocoa. An insatiable sweet-tooth doesn't hurt. Well, not until the yucky tartar buildup and stuff. To the point, I strive to make you laugh like never before, cry in a good way, and hoard all the fair trade chocolate I haven't yet found. Thanks for sampling Life by Chocolate. I hope you keep coming back for more.
And I Wrote This Book.
Friday, March 20, 2015
Reasons for Celibacy, # 333 - 340! aka, Quality Solo Bedroom Time
Though I'm glad to have George in my life these days, I'm determined to continue this series. How can I not? There's too much good material. So here we go with reasons #333 through 340 for a smart
single gal to choose celibacy - lifted from actual, current dating ads. [Note:
You might think that these ad blurbs don't adequately represent the
modern day pool of eligible bachelors. I agree. In person, it's even
worse.]~~~Be well, my friends. Keep a smile and a stash of chocolate. Enjoy the weekend!~~~
#333:You had me at let's make out!
You must’ve misunderstood, sweetie.
I said “Get the hell away from me!”
#334: there is no spoon...
No spoon? Stick a fork in it? Cut
it up? Dig in with your hands and feet?
#335:What Good is Sitting Alone in Your Room?
It’s great for reading, writing,
talking on the phone or masturbating, to mention a few.
#336:Do you have it in you?
Not right now, babe, but I hope to
on Saturday night.
more fun than your ex!
good to set the bar low.
#338:R U the 1 !
No. Why might you
REASON #339:Can you make me jump
on Oprah's couch?
you have liability insurance?
#340:For our first date, we can go anywhere
except -name of a bar-, because I’m
banned for life after firing a plastic arrow into the owner’s eye’s on
Halloween, while dressed as Cupid. In my defense, I was aiming for his
girlfriend, but confessing to flirting with his girl probably won’t get me back
understand your dilemma, sweetheart. While I’ prefer a steady shot like
George who nails the target effortlessly, kudos to you for the funniest ad I’ve’ seen in a long time.