I will be vacationing from the real and virtual world for the next week and am leaving you with a smorgasbord of posts before my departure. Sorry, but the scheduling of posts thingy doesn't work.
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And now, back to more reasons for celibacy:
Reason #308: What happened to the Glenn
Close in Fatal Attraction type of women?
I’m right here, sweetie. Come on
over for dinner – white wine and boiled bunny.
Reason #309: IM JUST A LAID BACK GUY
LOOKIN FOR A GOOD WOMAN, THAT DOESNT HAVE A TATTOO SLEEVE LIKE 50 CENT OR ENJOY
GETTIN INTO BAR FIGHTS WIT MEN ON THA WEEKENDS. LOL BELIEVE ME ITS NOT AS EASY
AS IT SOUNDS IN 2013. Yeah, I imagine it’s even tougher this year, honey.
Why just last night at the Tackle Box, the 300 pound security guard looked at
me sideways. I took that bastard down. It wasn’t pretty for him, but I had a
blast. Got some free drinks and loads of dates too. I can’t wait
to hit the Crazy Horse this weekend. The only downside is that I’m afraid we’re
not a match. Good luck wit your search, sweetie.
Reason #310: are you here
Yes and no. I’m here, not there. Were I there, you’d
see me here. Since I’m here, you don’t see me there. Were you to see me there,
you wouldn’t be asking. Are you asking? There’s no question mark after here
there. So there you have it. Here’s to you!
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Love that photo! Wait . . . you're not using that as your dating profile pic too, are you?
ReplyDeleteHahaha, Deb, I bet it would get me MORE dates. Afterall, they're looking for the Glenn Close-Fatal Attraction type.
ReplyDeleteLove the photo. And your preparedness for whatever will emerge from the package of awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteAren't you supposed to cover your nose too? LOL - great photo.
ReplyDeleteSo good to see you, Robyn! I have really missed your great writing style and sense of humor.
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Great picture, Robyn, you look like a surgeon about to operate on an elephant. We'd give you a title if you came to Africa!
ReplyDeleteDo you think #311 is a lawyer? If you published his profile photo we could see whether he has a shifty face.
Rhonda, yeah, but in the time it took me to take this selfie, I had to breathe. I'll put it over my nose again when the package arrives.
ReplyDeleteGB, good idea. I'll post his photo. Hey, wait a minute, he sounds serious. I'm going to find another man's ad, one who also looks shifty, to represent me first.
Cheers, all.
xoRobyn
I'd be cautious opening that box!!
ReplyDeletePass on boiled bunny, thanks.
Have a great time and we'll see you when you come back.
lol with that pic you'd be able to score #308 I think haha
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your time off!!
ReplyDeleteI think that picture would make a GREAT date profile picture.
ReplyDeleteVery valid reasons, all! Ha! Love the photo. :)
ReplyDeleteStephen, actually, I should try it. The responses would be worth writing about.
ReplyDeleteThanks, all.
Cheers to you.
xo
Great profile pic! haha -kidding!
ReplyDeleteHahaha...I love that photo! And all those reasons for celibacy, particularly the Glenn Close one!
ReplyDeleteI think of Kathy Bates from Misery when I look at that pic. Darling, I know you are not that hard up for a date you would result to the old break the ankles with a hammer trick ;)
ReplyDeleteOh the struggle for these men is real!! So sad and painful...
ReplyDeleteNice picture. :) I concur with using it for your profile picture. That would be awesome!!