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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Halloween Erotica

Here's an oldie but a naughty one.
Have a good Wednesday and -as relevant- a safe, fun Halloween.
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Bite me.

You suck.

Sweep me away.

No treats, just tricks for you today.

 Fill my bag with all you've got

It's what you give that makes me hot.

You scare.

You creep.

You're ugly too.

My zombie freak,

My favorite shrew.

I love and fear you just the same. 

Your candy corns scream out my name.

Now hide your face beneath a mask.

Let's nail down this dreaded task

And score and score until the dawn

We'll lick and chew til candy's gone.


Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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38 comments:

  1. Gorilla BananasOctober 30, 2013 at 1:04 AM

    Haha, that's naughty but nice, Robyn! The "fill my bag" line made me wince, though, because my bag is already fully packed.

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  2. Not So Simply SingleOctober 30, 2013 at 2:00 AM

    Bring on the candy corn...ohhhh, my favorite!

    Love your imagination girl!

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  3. Alex J. CavanaughOctober 30, 2013 at 2:38 AM

    What are you trying to do to me this early in the morning?

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  4. UnknownOctober 30, 2013 at 2:57 AM

    Candy of another flavor

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  5. Plowing Through Life (Martha)October 30, 2013 at 3:16 AM

    Naughty but fun!

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  6. OutcastOctober 30, 2013 at 3:16 AM

    This is just amazing although it is a little naughty like it's been said, nice one Robyn!

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  7. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!October 30, 2013 at 3:48 AM

    Love that!!! I went cold turkey on the candy corn yesterday 'cause I ate my very last piece. Now we can bring on the chocolate!!!

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  8. David OliverOctober 30, 2013 at 4:35 AM

    It's great Robyn! I laughed and then I laughed some more. I think you've created a black comedy poem. Maybe that's a new art form!

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  9. Optimistic ExistentialistOctober 30, 2013 at 4:52 AM

    Well this is definitely the most unique poem I've ever read on Blogger haha!!

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  10. Pat HattOctober 30, 2013 at 5:43 AM

    haha that kind of candy is just dandy

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  11. JoJoOctober 30, 2013 at 7:01 AM

    Happy Halloween!!!

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  12. CperzOctober 30, 2013 at 7:12 AM

    Aren't you the clever one? Very unique take on Halloween.

    Have a great Halloween, Robyn!

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  13. AdamOctober 30, 2013 at 7:17 AM

    happy halloween-eve

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  14. Johanna GarthOctober 30, 2013 at 8:48 AM

    See! Now that's the way I want to celebrate Halloween! No unethical candy, just hot bedroom fun.

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  15. ConnieOctober 30, 2013 at 8:48 AM

    Ha! Well, then... :D Happy Halloween, Robyn!

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  16. IT (aka Ivan Toblog)October 30, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    Sweet!

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  17. Theresa MahoneyOctober 30, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    That sounds like a sticky mess. But a yummy one all the same ;)

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  18. Kelly SteelOctober 30, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    Hehe! Sweet and...sexy! With all double talk!

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  19. LD MastersonOctober 30, 2013 at 1:06 PM

    Um...okay.

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  20. stephen HayesOctober 30, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    Nice mix of sacred and profane. Nice and naughty at the same time.

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  21. The CrankyOctober 30, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    Love it Robyn! It definitely tickled my (juvenile) funny bone.

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  22. RobinOctober 30, 2013 at 3:38 PM

    Great poem!...My favorite shrew....lololol.

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  23. Beverly DiehlOctober 30, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    Sooo funny!

    Till the candy's gone, baby.

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  24. YvonneOctober 30, 2013 at 8:11 PM

    Naughty but Nice? I thought you wrote a post about me! hahahaha! Happy Halloween!

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  25. Betty ManousosOctober 31, 2013 at 2:42 AM

    too funny, robyn!

    happy halloween!

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  26. RuthOctober 31, 2013 at 8:12 AM

    But, I don't have any candy. I'm sad.

    Good poem!

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  27. A Beer for the ShowerOctober 31, 2013 at 10:08 AM

    Welp, time to punch another hole in that pumpkin...

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  29. Eat To LiveOctober 31, 2013 at 4:41 PM

    I kind of used to say Bite Me. I sure didn't mean to be erotic when I said it either.

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  30. klahanieOctober 31, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    Ah human, Robyn,

    Of course, being an innocent dog, I have no idea how erotic your poem is. I reckon, judging by the others comments, it's pretty steamy stuff!

    My human told me he saw a Goblin, gobbling.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  31. Empty Nest InsiderNovember 1, 2013 at 12:57 AM

    I remember this one, and it's definitely worth repeating!

    Julie

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  32. Baby SisterNovember 1, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    I remember this one. :) Happy Halloween!!

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  33. JMimsNovember 1, 2013 at 12:41 PM

    You just made candy corn into an erotic statement. You, dear lady, get the slow clap! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31M_MdSVxV8

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  34. The Words CrafterNovember 2, 2013 at 5:37 AM

    Ha! This was fun :))

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  35. UnknownNovember 3, 2013 at 2:16 PM

    You naughty little ghoul, you.

    Hey...came over to read how Sundays in Chico were, but you must be taking the day off. Since I had already read your "leggy" entry, I scrolled down and found this one. Glad I did; it was totally cute. Totally.

    We received the poetry books. Lovely works. I had hoped to jot off a snail mail thank-you like a proper civilized person, but have been so caught up in the rigmarole of life. Thank you so much. It brought Sis to tears.

    You are too kind.

    Have a great day!

    M.L. Swift, Writer

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  36. Pat TillettNovember 4, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    HA! A great one Robyn. It's all candy!

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  37. Anthony J. LangfordOctober 26, 2014 at 2:57 PM

    Haha what a classic! Love it!

    That organizer sounds like a dick. Doesnt know the meaning of Open Mic.

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