Three years ago, I began a quest to bring Hallmark down in favor of a line of Hallbark cards. Sadly, Hallmark still dominates greeting card aisles far and wide, while nobody but me has talked up Hallbark. So I'm reposting this to revive my efforts, with thanks to Jenny Matlock, Saturday Centus guru. Jenny provided this photo as a prompt. Within 50 words, we were to create a Hallmark-ish Valentine's greeting.
I hope you and/or your dog enjoy this one.
A Hallbark Creation
I’m a sad lowly mutt from Pom Beaitch
With a fetish for dressing in kitsch
They say “Dawg, your singing is pitch!”
Yo, I ain’t no looker, and I ain’t rich
But I really want you for my...