Martha Stewart's Enemy Elixir, A-Z Challenge

Hello, I'm Martha Stewart. I decided that my inability to get a good *bleep*, or any *bleep* for that matter, is due to my competition. Men don't seem to realize that us --Martha clears her throat-- mature women can get rough and naughty like the other gals. So I've created the enemy elixir. This should put the competition out long enough to have a good *bleep* with their consciously uncoupled partners. I'll give you the formula upon receipt of $650,000. First, watch this! I think that Paltrow *bleep* is about to fall for it!

Spring Flings & Unholy Erotica

The organizers of the A-Z Challenge have granted us Sundays off for "good behavior". Surely, I haven't earned it, not with all the raucous Stewy's been creating - that *bleep*! I'll give you a break from her, though. Have a wonderful Easter, (continued) Passover, Spring Sunday...Enjoy.

Martha Stewart, Delightful Daring Dominatrix: A - Z Challenge

Hello, I'm - well, you know. I'm slightly perplexed. Nobody jumped on, at, above, or under my curvacious cluster of curves yesterday. So I had the work reversed; my chest is restored to normal. Still, a --Martha clears her throat-- mature woman needs a good *bleep*. I decided that with all the BDSM hooplah lately, I'll take control and get on top of things. So I pulled together my dogs' bow-tie, blanket, and the straps from the zipline I had built for them in the New Haven guest house garden. These simple, everyday materials make a Delightful Daring Dominatrix outfit. I'll sell it to you for just $1,145. First, I'm going in search of prey. Wish me luck. *Wink.*