Penis Van Lesbian (aka Dick Van Dyke)meets a young girl and marries her.
The broad likes very wrinkly things hanging low. Idiot
Just give me sex...
Wait, did I say that out loud?
Wine and me
no room for thee
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I would rather be alone in my bed,
than share it with you.
2020 Valentine's seemed like bliss
2021 lockdown - wear our best sweats, kiss
stop looking, breathing, chewing, being, I hiss
go zoom on the moon, your face I won't miss
See Dick and Jane. See Dick try to give Jane his dick
on Valentine's Day. See Jane remove Dick's dick. See Dick cry. Boofuckinghoo,
Dick.
Love,
Janie
Give me your heart...so I can grind it into the dirt.
Kid, you've thrown me deep into last century --Dylan, Baez: "Love is just a four-letter word", but it's more powerful than all other words combined. Be my Valentine. (29 words)
L. Diane Wolfe for me. These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do...
ReplyDeleteI'm voting for Elephant's Child. Nice play on the classic rhyme.
ReplyDeleteI have to vote for Janie Junebug as the most appropriately hateful. But "Penis Van Lesbian" is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteHow long will voting be open? I'd like to put this in my Sunday link round-up if people can still vote then.
Thank you, darling.
DeleteL. Diane Wolfe - a bit brutal, but funny
ReplyDelete(and Alex for saying it out loud gets 2nd)
Geo- love is just another four letter word!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed reading them all, but my vote goes to Joanne who has captured perfectly the annoyance of being with somebody, anybody, 24/7, LOL!
ReplyDeleteJanie Junebug for me...too funny
ReplyDeleteThank you, brilliant Birgit.
DeleteAlex for first and Joanne for a close second.
ReplyDeleteI vote for myself this year because I got attacked and my jaw is broken. Take that and suck on it, people. Oh, okay. I vote for EC.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Even your ballots make me laugh. I SO LOVE you, my Sillies.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Polls are open (but only one vote per person) through the weekend!
ReplyDeleteL. Diane Wolfe
Give me your heart...so I can grind it into the dirt.
Dear Valentine, my one vote goes to all, including you --and the unity that brightens us.
ReplyDeleteI like Birgit's. That had me pondering many things.
ReplyDeleteThanks, all.
ReplyDeleteVOTE, VOTE, VOTE, polls are open for 10 or so hours!
I know this says Janie Junebug, but I'm not Janie Junebug. No, definitely not Janie, but I vote for her.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
oops
May I please see your ID? ;-)
DeleteAfraid not. I dropped it in the toilet. Or maybe Penelope ate it. Quite a coincidence that I--who am not Janie Junebug--also have a dog named Penelope.
Delete"Penis Van Lesbian..."
ReplyDeleteThe rest are good, but Birgit wins for that!
I'll never ever look at the Penis Van Lesbian Show the same way again.
Wow, lol. I'll vote for Ms. Wolfe
ReplyDeletemain blog: https://fromarockyhillside.com
Sorry I'm so late to the party. Though I liked all of the entries (I almost wrote entrees, as I'm always thinking about my next meal or chocolate break) my vote goes to Joanne. Joanne painstakingly pointed out the perplexities of being imprisoned in a Valentine's Day lockdown! Bravo! Thank you Robyn for continuing this cathartic tradition!
ReplyDeleteJulie
So great to see you, Julie. Much love and laughter.
DeleteThank you, Dears. Take your "I voted" stickers and kindly depart. I have to figure out what to do with a particularly suspect ballot.
ReplyDeleteWill return soon with the big announcement.
I enjoyed them all, but I think Elephant's Child topped it for me.
ReplyDeleteIt's a little late. I closed the polls but upon doing a re-count, your vote doesn't matter. Not at all, Pat. This is America, after-all.
DeleteSorry. Thank you.
Well I know I'm way way late, even being from America, but hey I just found out about this, in any event I vote for Elephant's Child! Take care, I'll have to keep watch for more delightful fun here! Thanks.
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