Dear Sillies,
It's February, and we know what that means. Perhaps NOBODY loves to hate Valentine's Day as much as you and I. So start to get those brain-cells churning towards funny, hateful V-Day messages for Life by Chocolate's annual Anti-VDay Hatefest. Specifics will be announced in next post. Stay tuned.
In the meantime, may this teaser get you in the mood.
Love and chocolate kisses.
I am looking forward to the Hatefest - which always makes me smile. Not least because Hallmark and all its offshoots are left in the cold.
ReplyDeleteYay. I think we could all use the laughs, EC.
DeleteThank you for your enthusiasm.
Maybe if I just gripe about the commercialism. And the fact you really aren't going out to dinner that night without a three hour wait. (Which is why we don't!)
ReplyDeleteIndeed. There's nothing romantic about any of that, Alex.
Deletemy question - does Bernie do it with mittens on? Oh my.
ReplyDeleteReady for hateful poetry - your crew of readers are crazy good.
Until then - you've got us primed - ooh la la
Haha! Great question, Joanne.
DeleteBernie does it with mittens on or off. Protected or not, I trust my Bernie.
We don't even bother with Valentine's Day. My birthday is two days later and we celebrate then. I doubt I could come up with a hateful Valentine but I'm sure the entries will be funny.
ReplyDeleteThey always are, Diane.
DeleteThanks for joining the fun, even as a not-so-innocent bystander. Smiles.
Hey, where's the half-nekkid photomanips of Bernie! I feel cheated!
ReplyDeleteHey, Debra, I've gotta keep some of the best stuff for my own enjoyment.
DeleteCheers.
Hallmark day can take a hike indeed. Maybe Diaper Don will be the new top Cupid and officially kill Hallmark day forever.
ReplyDeleteNow that would be worth celebrating - but with real chocolate.
DeleteThanks, Pat.
No groundhog erotica? :)
ReplyDeleteGroundhog day passed? I guess I was too busy going down...I mean taking naps. Yeah, that's it.
DeleteCheers.
Ha! I LOVED it! Soooo many visuals in my head... :)
ReplyDeleteGlad to learn it, Yvonne.
DeleteHugs to you!
Well that's a spicy ode to Cupid. I hope your Valentines fantasies become realities.
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