Welcome, My Sillies! Together we'll uncover morsels of sweetness in the light and dark. You'll crave chocolate. I'm a naughty influence. {Note: I avoid Hershey's but partake in regular fixes of fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy a ravenous sampling, and may you fast become addicted. Cheers to all things sweet. That, Dear Sillies, includes you.
Kid, you've thrown me deep into last century --Dylan, Baez: "Love is just a four-letter word", but it's more powerful than all other words combined. Be my Valentine. (29 words)
So Penis Van Lesbian...er....Dick Van Dyke, who is over 90, meets a cute girl that could be his great granddaughter and married her. She laughs all the way to the bank. Sweet but dumb dicky. As my Oma would say, when the Dixk is up, their brains are up their ass.
Oh, Birgit, you're outrageously hilarious. Thank you. That last sentence really brings it. However it puts you way over 30 words. Would you like to cut it off? I mean, not the dick. The tip. I mean, the head. Err, the beginning or middle...? I love you regardless.
Just give me sex...
ReplyDeleteWait, did I say that out loud?
You did, Alex. You did!
DeleteHa. Thank you.
Roses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
I would rather be alone in my bed,
than share it with you.
Love and hate this one, EC.
DeleteGood entry. Thank you.
Ha! Funny ones!
ReplyDeleteThanks Kelly.
DeleteSmiles.
See Dick and Jane. See Dick try to give Jane his dick on Valentine's Day. See Jane remove Dick's dick. See Dick cry. Boofuckinghoo, Dick.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I'm laughing so hard tears are forming.
DeleteBoofuckinghoo, Dick.
Love you, Janie.
This wouldn't be a hate fest without you.
I have loads of hate to share, darling.
DeleteKid, you've thrown me deep into last century --Dylan, Baez: "Love is just a four-letter word",
ReplyDeletebut it's more powerful than all other words combined. Be my Valentine. (29 words)
Aw yes, a perfectly eloquent 29 word entry.
DeleteYou're impeccable like that, Geo.
Thank you.
Give me your heart...so I can grind it into the dirt.
ReplyDeleteNice. Excuse me while I forward this to a certain man or twelve of them.
DeleteThanks, Diane.
2020 Valentine's seemed like bliss
ReplyDelete2021 lockdown - wear our best sweats, kiss
stop looking, breathing, chewing, being, I hiss
go zoom on the moon, your face I won't miss
Applause! Encore! Well played, Joanne.
DeleteThank you.
Cheers to you.
So Penis Van Lesbian...er....Dick Van Dyke, who is over 90, meets a cute girl that could be his great granddaughter and married her. She laughs all the way to the bank. Sweet but dumb dicky. As my Oma would say, when the Dixk is up, their brains are up their ass.
ReplyDeleteOh, Birgit, you're outrageously hilarious. Thank you. That last sentence really brings it. However it puts you way over 30 words. Would you like to cut it off? I mean, not the dick. The tip. I mean, the head. Err, the beginning or middle...? I love you regardless.
DeleteI'll cut it off.
DeleteNot WDW's, though. You need that one!
Delete;-)
Penis Van Lesbian (aka Dick Van Dyke)meets a young girl and marries her. The broad likes very wrinkly things hanging low. Idiot
DeleteGood cuts, Birgit. Thank you.
DeleteWine and me
ReplyDeleteno room for thee
Good one, Yvonne.
DeleteThank you.