Dearest Silliest of Silly Hearts,
May this May be good to you.
And Maybe you'll do the May Pole Dance.
Welcome, My Sillies! Together we'll uncover morsels of sweetness in the light and dark. You'll crave chocolate. I'm a naughty influence. {Note: I avoid Hershey's but partake in regular fixes of fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy a ravenous sampling, and may you fast become addicted. Cheers to all things sweet. That, Dear Sillies, includes you.
May your dreams always stand tall.
ReplyDeleteStand tall we must, sister! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd we shall, sister!
DeleteTall and ready can sure bring on those dreams steady.
ReplyDeleteLoud and proud - but of course!
ReplyDeleteStanding tall and waiting to dance!
ReplyDeleteYes. Let's get the vibrations started.
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I herald May for the tacos!
ReplyDelete(as always, your May Pole Erotica is just the best)
Happy May Day, Robyn!
ReplyDeleteMay Day, that's a communist thing, right :)
ReplyDeleteNo, there's no violence or dictatorial rulings, Sage. It's more of a Robynist, socialist thing. From each decent bachelor according to his abilities, to Robyn in accordance with her desperation. That's only fair. ;-)
DeleteYou all make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteSaid whilst standing tall and fondling...chocolate. (Not really. It's just a nice thought.)
xx
Is that Meg Ryan or Melanie Griffith?
ReplyDeleteThey say the Taj Mahal is the largest erection a man ever dedicated to a woman.
Haha. I get them mixed up. Oops. Yeah, it's probably Melanie Griffith, Silver. I owe her an apology, don't I? Thanks for the correction! Very astute of you.
DeletePS You're right, of course. They do look alike, though, and they're the same height, close in age. But Meg's botox didn't botch her face up as much as Melanie's.
DeleteI agree completely. Meg looks a lot better than Melanie. Neither should have done it, though! Melanie was in RKO 281, a TV movie about the making of Citizen Kane and all through the film I couldn't take my eyes off of her f***king lips!
DeleteYes, horrid. She was so gorgeous before. It's just crazy that they undergo surgery again and again, to improve their appearance.
DeleteWill the Minions be pole dancing, too?
ReplyDeleteYes, but the Minions' pole dancing is family friendly. (They use real poles in the form of peppermint sticks, Diane. Cute, huh?
DeleteDelightful, but I wouldn't touch this subject with a ten-foot...never mind. Happy May!
ReplyDeleteNever did a May Day anything at school. But, now I think about it with people discussing it so much. My older brother's birthday is May 1, so it's hard to not think about it.
ReplyDeleteIt's an unusual but entertaining tradition. I mean, so a friend tells me.
DeleteSmiles.
I can remember one of my grade school classes having a spring festival where we danced around the maypole going over and under with the ribbons. True story! Thanks for the smile, Robyn.
ReplyDeleteYes, that's been a fun children's tradition. Thanks for the reminder. I've seen it, though never actually participated that way. ;-)
DeleteBe well, Connie.
I saw "Pole." Yeah, immediately went there.
ReplyDeleteI am such a child.
They come in all different sizes. Right?
DeleteNever been to a pole dancing show. I think that the time has finally come :)
ReplyDeleteAhh how women love to dance around the pole taking their ribbons and wrapping it around until they are so close they can taste it.
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