May this find you well and safe - especially those of you in Texas. I'm holding you in my thoughts.
Next, it's back to school time. Kindly allow me to re-introduce TeachErotica. Note: This is adult, consensual, respectful, and very special education. Yet Betsy DeVos (US Sec'y of Education) might be appalled. Martha Stewart, however, can't stay away. (Sorry about her cameo. I gotta give her credit for knowing where to have a good time. Though I wish she'd cover up.)
Love and chocolate kisses to you, my friends.
Take care.
From what I have read anything which appalls Betsy DeVos is a good thing. Even an excellent thing.
ReplyDeleteGo to the head of the class Robyn - unless you prefer any other position.
Ha, so many options. Thank you, EC.
DeleteWork real hard, and make it last? You must be talking about the pencil, Robyn. It's the ones with the soft leads that get used up quickly. :)
ReplyDeleteYou gotta keep grinding - I mean, with the pencil sharpener, GB. Keep grinding. ;~)
DeleteI always thought you'd be a great teacher, Robyn. That's some hot school spirit! Mine's in the rumble seat. Want a snort?
ReplyDeleteOoh, Is it chocolate flavored?
DeleteWhy, yes, Jono.
I think that is your sauciest one yet! Time to hit the playground.
ReplyDeleteIt does go on and on, doesn't it? I like to make learning fun, Alex. Thank you.
DeletePsst, take your wife on the monkey bars. Oops, I said "take," didn't I?
Aaahhh teachers! Reminds me of my high school. My math teacher came on to me and I had to take his arm off me, I got a D in his class. It was a catholic school so priests and nuns ran about. One priest love it when the girls sat on his lap, another was caught with the mayor of the city tied up naked in Buffalo. They picked up 2 male prostitutes and were taken for a ride..hahahaaa. They also scammed the school out of $20,000 from the lottery that was run. The principal, Father Leblanc, was charged with child porn in 2013. I hated Norte Dame....I wonder why.
ReplyDeleteBirgit, those stories are outrageous! Scary too. Sorry to bring up those memories, but I hope you'll replace them with fun thoughts that don't involve men of the cloth (i.e., sexual predators).
DeleteNo wonder they banned Red Rover in schools. Time to breakthrough and skip on in.
ReplyDeleteThey still do dodge ball, right? That one's terribly vicious. Well, the children's version is, not my version.
DeleteRobyn, as always, you get an A+ in the use of double entendre. Happy Monday to you!
ReplyDeleteYay! I'm going to post this on my fridge. Thank you, Miss Connie.
DeleteBe well. Smiles.
My my! We didn't get to play any of those reindeer games at school. LOL
ReplyDeleteIt's just devastating what's happened in Texas and Houston.
Horrifying. A whole family was lost. )=
DeleteThere's a lot in your saucy poem that reminds me of going back to school, except for the co-ed naked games.
ReplyDeleteYou went to a private Catholic school, huh? Those are no fun.
DeleteMy favorite line (out of so many good ones!) is "I won't dodge your balls, if you'll skip to my loo."
ReplyDeleteI think that's mine too, Wilma.
DeleteThank you.
Be well.
You love kids so much that I'm surprised you haven't ventured into teaching!
ReplyDeleteThanks, JoJo. I have done a lot of teaching and subbing. I even tried to teach for Oakland Unified during the teacher shortage way back (late 90s). I couldn't get a job, though, even in East Oakland schools. I suppose I'm better off now.
DeleteRobyn, as you doubtless have noticed, it's heating up. No double entendre --113F on the pumphouse thermometer. "Monkey bars" line made me laugh aloud and that's hard to do when it's this hot. Refreshing. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteOh no, the heat wave is my fault?
DeleteSigh. Oh well, enjoy it, Geo.
Thank you.
Damn, that's good! I need a Willy Dunne Wooters' visit now.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Me too. Send him over when you're done with him, Janie.
DeleteLove.
Ha! You naughty, naughty girl! So many favorite lines here...so many! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks hon. Hey, stay safe over there.
Deleteyou get an A plus on this one, though I kinda thought Bernie would make an appearance for Poly Sci class. There's always second semester...
ReplyDeleteHouston and south Texas are a disaster, very scary for so many folks.
Take care
Thanks, Joanne. You know, I must not have met my guy (Bernie) when I did this one (It's a re-posted re-post.) That's a good idea, though - maybe next time around.
DeleteStay safe and cheery.
Hi human, Robyn,
ReplyDeleteYes, it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
Pawfect pawetry
My doggy eyes see
You be the teacher
I be the creature
Who does doggy style
On the laundry pile
Nicely done
You had saucy fun
Pawsitive wishes
Doggy kisses
From Penny
With hugs a many X :)
Oh, Penny, my dear
DeleteDo come o'er here
When you and I chew bones
Oh the moans, all can hear.
"Doggy style
on the laundry pile"
You're a mutt with some sass
You have just risen to head of my class.
Thanks for the laughter
And thanks for the love
There's so much more than you've given
I will not speak of.
Wink, kiss, love and the rest
to you and your Gary
Cuz you're both the best.
This had me laughing and blushing at the same time. LOL
ReplyDeleteIt's tough to read aloud (as I've done) and not laugh, Chrys. The blushing isn't so much a problem, since I've been such an open book/blog. =)
DeleteThanks for stopping by.
This is so funny! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeletewww.ficklemillennial.com
Very glad you enjoyed it, Gina.
DeleteWe all need hearty laughter nowadays.
Take care.
Very funny, and very bawdy!
ReplyDeleteYou have a gift Robyn...
Thanks so much, dear Pat.
DeleteYou have many gifts yourself.
I always aim to stay abreast.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately the breast doesnt always aim at me.
xo
Funny shit, as usual my dear. And somewhat horny haha
Thoughts also with Texas flood victims. Also massive floods in India. 40 million homeless.
Peace and love.
Oh, wow. I had no idea. India seems to be hit by the realm of natural disasters. 40 million? Sigh. Life isn't fair. But we'll keep writing through it.
DeleteLove to you.
What school does this teacher teach? I think I'd like to visit especially if he looks like Zac Efron.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Yeah, me too, Lux. I'll let you know when I leave class - if I ever leave class.
DeleteHave a great week.
I am sure you made school more entertaining for all...
ReplyDeleteThey did seem to enjoy Skip to My Loo, Sage. At least, I enjoyed it. Smiles.
DeleteTeachers everywhere are wondering how they missed this school for their training. ;)
ReplyDeleteBet they'd be a lot less stressed about standardized testing.
DeleteBe well, Rosey.