Sunday, May 7, 2017

May Pole Erotica

Dears,
With apologies, I'm posting a re-post from last year's re-post from the year before last.

 
Keep smiling, my friends, despite any unpleasant sights.

Love to you and yours for a nice and pretty May.

38 comments:

  1. Fans herself and scuttles away.
    Happy May to you. I hope that an architect and a skilled builder (who may or may not be the same person) walk into your world.

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    1. Thanks for your gracious, highly appealing wishes, EC. You're a true friend.

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  2. Did you just ask us to caress your boobies, Robyn? When? Where?!

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    1. Yes I did, GB. I did because boobies are the wholesome, natural means for sustaining new life.

      Meet ya behind tree #3. Wink.

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  3. You may not need dating sites any more after that open invitation lol But have to wait again until next May? Damn, hopefully on long lasting lay.

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    1. Yeah, it needs to be a really, really big pole to get me through until next May. Wish me luck, Pat.

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  4. Such a festive holiday poem! I must find a willing partner and celebrate properly. If I stand on a corner and read this I might just get lucky. Or get arrested.

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    1. Mmm, handcuffs? Now we're talking, Jono. Wink.

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  5. I remember that one!
    I'd prefer more than just dancing around my pole.

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    1. I don't blame you, Alex. Why waste an upstanding pole by merely dancing around it?

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  6. That's a whole new type of pole dancing. LOL

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    1. Problem (for me) is that it has to start with an erection.

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    1. and drunken mayhem. Hey, MAYhem. That works.
      Smiles.

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  8. I always enjoy your seasonal erotica to mark my calendar.

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  9. Tradition is important. Never aplogize for the May erotica
    How else to explain our flushed appearance?
    Thanks for the pole poem. Whew!
    Have an awesome week

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    1. Thank you. An awesome week to you as well, Joanne.

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  10. I do remember this, but I will say that cheap beers don't do it for ALL of us. Sex, like beer, follows the rule of quality over quantity. Or, at least should.

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    1. I suppose it should. But those of us who are celibate on the regular will gladly accept any quantity regardless how poor (err small) the quality.

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  11. I'll skip the beer and go for the mai tai. It will help dispel the heat.

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    1. Oh yes, and I'll take a strawberry margarita.

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  12. Hello, Doogie Howser! You've certainly grown.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Haha. He clearly graduated from puberty.

      Love ya.

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  13. I'm sorry, I read this five times and I'm still not fully understanding the true meaning of the May Pole. I'll get my hubby to read this to me and maybe we will need to rein at this so I get the full affect:)

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    1. No need for apologies. I'm glad you said something. There's a silly tradition called the May Pole Dance that started in Europe centuries ago, on May 1st (or some time in May). People erect a really tall pole then dance around it merrily, get drunk, and generally act silly. So you see, Birgit, it made for the perfect subject of my May erotica poem.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maypole

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  14. HA! You're a one-of-a-kind, Robyn. Happy May to you! :)

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  15. I feel so guilty laughing at this. :P
    I wonder how they'd react seeing their photos here.

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  16. I do remember this one. Yup, memorable. *grin*

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    1. Thank you, Connie, Lux, and LD.
      Glad to make you grin, smile, and/or say "She's crazy."
      Be well.

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  17. I remember it then ( the post) and still enjoy it now! Happy May my friend.

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  18. If I could remember my original comment, I'd re-comment. not really! When I think of May pole, I immediately think The Wicker Man. Did you ever see that one?

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    1. Thank you Anthony, Holli, and Pat.

      Pat, I didn't see it. How funny - it lose $2 million dollars but Nicholas Cage gained acclaim for his comedic performance. Only, he hadn't intended to be comedic. I think I need to see it and look for the May pole.

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  19. So, do I take it that you get naughty once a year, in May. No, I know better.

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    1. Oh no, I have erotica for every month of the year, Sage. You do know better.

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