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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Starring You! Martha Stewart Returns!

Dear Sillies,
She insisted, so I let Martha Stewart visit again. I'm sorry. She's a stubborn one, with an odd display of hairlessness mid-chest. Did you notice? What a weirdo!
We're well into May, I realize, yet I have one final batch of your hilarious comments from April's Martha Stewart madness. Please enjoy:


JoJo said I don't get the fancy panties thing....I just cannot stand wedgies. I'll take my white cotton grannie panties with full coverage and no riding up any day. 
 Al Penwasser said Dare I say..."yule log?"

Elizabeth Seckman said She probably does it on a doily.

JoJo said What in the Sam freakin Hill is in that glass? 

 Empty Nest Insider said Poor Jan Brady. Did she get her braces off yet?
Birgit said I think most men would need a few if they had to get biblical with Martha.
 Jeremy Hawkins said Writing the music for this fantasy porn...as we speak. it's got a lot of chica-bow-wows in it... ;)

Michael G D'Agostino said 582 DOLLARS FOR UNDERWEAR?? It had better come with a "Get laid or twice your money back" guarantee!

Dixie@dcrelief said ..."a sportly unibrow..." Somewhere in a distant forest a sloth is puking.
 
Pat Hatt said That is one tunnel of love from which you'll never return whole. 
 Jacquelineand....said Next thing you know, she'll be selling bronzed pubic hairs...

Robin said I imagine she needed the KY Lubricant for the egg beater, no?
Stephen Hayes said What? You mean everyone doesn't have an egg beater in their bed?
Alex J. Cavanaugh said I think she still has issues.





Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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49 comments:

  1. Elephant's ChildMay 20, 2015 at 10:20 PM

    More stubborn than stains and about as desirable and welcome...

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  2. JoJoMay 21, 2015 at 4:37 AM

    LOL those are so funny and thank you for including me with those very amusing people!!!! :D Her chest though....wax job gone horribly awry? Did you ever see the 40 year old virgin? The chest hair waxing is one of my fave movie scenes in the world...it's so hilarious.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:35 PM

      I didn't see it. Maybe I'll find that scene. I can't think of a reasonable explanation for that chest hair/hairless thing.

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  3. PickleopeMay 21, 2015 at 4:39 AM

    I think Brigit is wrong. My boss made it known he has a thing for Martha. I think a lot of dudes would take a roll in the doilies with MaStew.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:36 PM

      Really, Pickleope Von Pickleope? Why? Is it her egg-beater fetish that's a turn-on?

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  4. AnonymousMay 21, 2015 at 4:41 AM

    You have some very clever readers my dear friend! Hope you are doing well. :)

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  5. Pat HattMay 21, 2015 at 5:59 AM

    So she's like blog herpes? She may disappear but she's always lingering

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  6. SandyMay 21, 2015 at 6:00 AM

    Oh my, she's like Sarah Palin, she just won't go away. That picture is hilarious!
    Sandy at Bridge and Beyond

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  7. RuthMay 21, 2015 at 6:10 AM

    Martha is something. I don't know what. But something.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:41 PM

      She's a lot of somethings, Ruth, but I try not to curse around here.

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  8. Plowing Through Life (Martha)May 21, 2015 at 6:13 AM

    Hahahaha! I love the comments. Bloggers truly are the best.

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  9. Dixie@dcreliefMay 21, 2015 at 6:21 AM

    It's a good thing, right?!!!

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  10. JoanneMay 21, 2015 at 6:32 AM

    thanks for featuring your fans and their comments. Truly a clever bunch. But Martha seems to bring out the best (or worst) in folks

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:40 PM

      I am very lucky for you all. I don't deserve my followers, not after all this Martha madness.

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  11. Alex J. CavanaughMay 21, 2015 at 6:41 AM

    Chica bow wows - way to go, Jeremy!

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  12. A Beer for the ShowerMay 21, 2015 at 10:27 AM

    And yet she still has more body hair than I ever will. How disconcerting.

    I'd love to get biblical with Martha. And by that, I mean raining fire and a swarm of locust upon her as divine punishment.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:43 PM

      I bet she'd try to make a light and fluffy spring quiche with the locusts, BnB.

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  13. JonoMay 21, 2015 at 11:57 AM

    That pic leads me to believe the drapes don't match the carpet.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:44 PM

      Is that some sorta of code for "Martha Stewart is a hairy freak", Jono? If so, those drapes and carpet are a blatant mis-match.

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  14. The Happy WhiskMay 21, 2015 at 12:05 PM

    Wow, Martha is a lot hairier than I remember.

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  15. Powdered Toast ManMay 21, 2015 at 2:50 PM

    idk what the original post was about but i created a mental image of martha stewart beating some eggs in a thong with a dildo shaped egg beater#

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:45 PM

      Perfect, Powdered Toast Man. Your mental image got you all caught up with my A-Z Challenge. High-fives to you. PS It's SO great to see you again! Just like old times.

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  16. Janie JunebugMay 21, 2015 at 4:20 PM

    Hilarious. The only thing I want from Martha is her money.

    Love,
    Janie

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  17. BirgitMay 21, 2015 at 4:48 PM

    I love the sloth puking in a forest. Poor Martha, she needs to talk to Bruce Jenner on what he uses to shave his chest

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:46 PM

      She could stand some lipstick tips from Jenner too, Birgit. Don't you think?

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    2. BirgitMay 26, 2015 at 3:57 PM

      oh yes and probably a good way to walk too

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  18. UnknownMay 21, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    You must be so proud of the loyal readership you've cultivated ;)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 21, 2015 at 11:47 PM

      I am. I love all of you, except the one or two who disappear every few weeks. Thanks, Michael. BTW, do you think people will forget I promised to eat chocolate covered bugs in celebration of 700+ followers?

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    2. UnknownMay 25, 2015 at 5:27 PM

      Hahaha probably. If you don't want them, send them to Australia and I'll make a video of me trying them for you. Email me if you're keen.

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  19. Empty Nest InsiderMay 22, 2015 at 1:09 AM

    Martha's new picture is hilarious! I would love to know whose body she needs to be exorcised from. Thanks for including my silly comment, Robyn. I'm honored to be on the same list with sloths, egg beaters, and Yule logs! I'm still laughing from all the comments!

    Julie

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  20. sageMay 22, 2015 at 3:33 AM

    Scanning through a few of the blog quotes above (blog herpes?), I am afraid she will never leave.

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  21. ConnieMay 22, 2015 at 6:37 AM

    Hilarious comments! :D That picture is so disturbing. Ha!

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  22. Al PenwasserMay 22, 2015 at 9:04 AM

    The look on her face says to me: "I think I should shave. And put some boobies on."

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  23. BBMay 22, 2015 at 2:38 PM

    All the more reason to follow your blog Robyn! We all are a little nutty!! LOL

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 23, 2015 at 11:29 AM

      Thanks, BB. I agree. Those who aren't are nuts not to be.

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  24. Rhonda AlbomMay 23, 2015 at 1:22 AM

    This photo is really funny. Poor Martha. Love the comments. Julie always makes me laugh.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 23, 2015 at 11:30 AM

      Funnier even, Martha was so ready to pose for this shot. She wanted me to take more photos too, but I told her that felt a bit exploitative. I'm respectful that way.

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  25. Moving with MitchellMay 23, 2015 at 9:40 AM

    Tell Jacqueline the bronzed pubic hairs are fabulous in one of Martha's hand-blown bowls.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 23, 2015 at 11:31 AM

      Ewww and LOL. I'll tell her Mitchell, after I take advantage of your wisdom and upgrade the ambience in my kitchen. Thank you.

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  26. mail4roseyMay 23, 2015 at 10:38 AM

    I wonder if Martha's been here to visit yet? :)

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 23, 2015 at 11:33 AM

      My guess is that she's very much enjoying the attention - especially from the guys.

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  27. Betty ManousosMay 23, 2015 at 1:49 PM

    hilarious!!
    lol!

    Happy Memorial Day Weekend to you and yours!

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  28. klahanieMay 23, 2015 at 7:52 PM

    Hey Robyn and somebody so famous that I aint heard of her. Oops, Martha should come over to the UK and explain herself. Seems like she could use a lot more um, adoring fans.

    The comments are no doubt funny, but lost on this confused dude :)

    Do I get bonus points for commenting at four in the morning? Yes? No? Who the hell is this guy?

    Nice one and I'm outta' here....

    Gary
    x

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  29. Theresa MahoneyMay 25, 2015 at 8:09 PM

    We are always up for some good poking at Martha. Well, not poking, but poking fun at. I don't know anyone who would willingly poke Martha.

    Hope you had a lovely weekend, Robyn!

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  30. Baby SisterJune 13, 2015 at 8:59 PM

    Lol! Hilarious. I agree with JoJo, no fancy panties for me please and thank you.

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