Martha Stewart, Alphabetized: The Preview

In a desperate ploy to reach 700 followers, I asked Martha Stewart to host the A-Z Challenge at my blog this April. In turn, Stewy said, "Well because your blog is...how shall I put this?...a shlocky, tasteless a piece of *bleep,* mind you, in need of a dramatic upgrade, I'll do it. But only if I can attain proprietary rights to the gentlemen who pose with me for the alphabetized photo shoot." With my fingers crossed behind my back, I told her, "Sure, *bleep,* I promise that you can keep N's Naughty prison guard and all the rest." So...
Coming soon to a screen near you:

 MARTHA STEWART

GIVES NEW MEANING TO ADULT LIFESTYLE!

Pictured above:  V's Vaginal Vac

 MARTHA STEWART

SHE'S DARING.

                                                                             D's Daring Dominatrix

MARTHA STEWART 

 SHE'S RAUNCHY.

R's Raunchy Red Rascal Ready-for-Action Attire

MARTHA STEWART
 SHE'S ALPHABETIZED!

Carolyn Brown and I are proud members of Jeremy Hawkins' A to Z Challenge Minion, The Letter Group, Inc.

Last but most importantly, this year's Challenge will be dedicated to blogland's dearly beloved friend and former Challenge powerhouse, Tina Downey.